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1. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2019-11-11 young 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2019-11-11 Pub. Date: 2019-11-11
Image Number: 180399
Caption: Here we go again with the scolding of youthful activism. These kids today and their woke culture are scaring off ordinary voters. Yes, with all their genders and whatnot. But when these people were young … 1969. You kids today with your radical counterculture, scaring off the silent majority! Stop pointing your plastic finger at me. A little historical perspective goes a long way. The gays need to lay off this pride culture. Equali ... These freedom rider with their civil rights culture - so condescending to Southern Americans! ?
     
2. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2018-12-20 young 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2018-12-20 Pub. Date: 2018-12-20
Image Number: 175578
Caption: Hate the Nanny State? You'll love The Aristocratic Old Grandpa State. Everywhere you look lately, there's a member of the Prosperity Police telling you what to do. Tut-tut! Not working hard enough! These success Nazis are obsesses with social engineering. The more I keep, the better everyone does! Also, young ladies should stop having sex, except for with me. Tax Code by me. Ayn Rand Reader. Scribble-scribble. They keep crushing individualism with their corporate collectivism. I'm just like you, except with astronomical amounts of money and power. Plus: Immortality. Galactibank Corporate Charter. Mom & Pop Co. Yes, it's time to get big plutocracy off our backs! Pay more taxes, you pathetic mooch! I would, but you laid me off!
     
3. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2016-07-04 young 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2016-07-04 Pub. Date: 2016-07-04
Image Number: 145690
Caption: This summer, protect yourself from the … Xeno Virus! Transmitted via pests … Bzzz! Make America great again! Bzz! It causes acute xenophobia through brain shrinkage … Build the wall! Advanced case: prognosis poor. And paralysis when faced with refugees. I cannot lift a finger to help you. It breeds in watering holes left to fester ... The Blind Boar. Leave. Making many afraid for their offspring. I hope my son never gets infected! Scientists are hopeful, however. These pests seem to be repelled by large numbers of young people voting!
     
4. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2016-05-09 young 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2016-05-09 Pub. Date: 2016-05-09
Image Number: 143200
Caption: Four toddlers around the U.S. shot and killed themselves in one week in April. Ammo. Eh, shootin' happens. What would it take to make some people care? Breaking: Toddler finds gun, shoots other guns in dad's collection. At least four weapons dead, including a 2-year-old Magnum and 3-year-old AK-47. NRA Chapter Meeting. Why?? Sniff! Those young guns never had a chance. We must do something! Sadly, it's likely more will be shot. Fine, I'll support trigger locks! RIP Betty Beretta. Anything to stop this madness!
     
5. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2015-10-19 young 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2015-10-19 Pub. Date: 2015-10-19
Image Number: 134228
Caption: Voter Suppression Funnies. After passing voter ID laws, Alabama is now closing DMVs in majority-black counties. Closed. Dept of Motor Vehicles. Shoot, these lazy welfare queens have plenty of time to drive to another county! Kansas is requiring proof of citizenship when registering to vote, tripping up lots of young people. It's no problem! Birth certificate. Kansas. Because I never leave home without my birth certificate! Coming soon: More "fraud" fighting! Under 35 must register on "Voter Island". From now on, all rural black voters will have to register at Big Bubba's Confederate Flag Emporium!
     
6. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2015-04-08 young 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2015-04-08 Pub. Date: 2015-04-08
Image Number: 125437
Caption: The Late-Night TV Circus. Several marquee shows are getting new hosts - and the "not she" ghost is everywhere! Not she. Possible hosts: - Dude - Dude - Dude - Dude - Dude - Dude. "What if we hired a … you know, a … " "Dude?" Not she. "This guy just does a better job of being young and male than the female comedians." Congrats on the new job, man! "Oh, it's not so new - I've been doing it for 60 years!" Not she. Mommy, can women be President if they can't be late-night comedy hosts? Not she.
     
7. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2015-02-23 young 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2015-02-23 Pub. Date: 2015-02-23
Image Number: 123549
Caption: Welcome to Punditspew! Today we're talking about ISIS. Who Obama wants to give jobs to! Actually, the State Department was referring to hopeless conditions that help ISIS recruit young - Beheading stimulus program! Welfare for warlords! Um, yeah. That's why we're bombing them. *Splutter!* Obama doesn't love America like I do!
     
8. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2012-11-20 young 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2012-11-20 Pub. Date: 2012-11-20
Image Number: 90261
Caption: Romney on why he lost the election: Free contraceptives were very big with young, college-aged women. Yes, an army of baby-proofed sluts propelled Obama to victory. Smack! Slurp! Oh baby. Please! Not in the voting booth! Funny how all this "free" stuff only appears if you pay for health insurance. I'm here to pick up my birth control. Uninsured? That'll be $76. Maybe we should put it into terms Republicans can understand. Are you enjoying your free rosemary and butterpear exfoliation mask? Um, I did pay $25,000 in membership dues. The Uppermost Crust Club Spa.
     
9. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2012-09-24 young 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2012-09-25 Pub. Date: 2012-09-24
Image Number: 87946
Caption: Hate the "Nanny State"? You'll love The Aristocratic Old Grandpa State. Everywhere you look lately, there's a member of the prosperity police telling you what to do. Tut-tut! Not working hard enough! Calculus 101. These success Nazis are obsessed with social engineering. The more I keep, the better everyone does! Scribble-scribble. Tax Code by me. Ayn Rand Reader. Also, young ladies should stop having sex except for with me. They keep crushing individualism with their corporate collectivism. I'm just like you, except with astronomical amounts of money and power. Plus: Immortality. Galactibank corporate charter. Mom & Pop Co. Yes, it's time to get big plutocracy off our backs! Pay more taxes, you pathetic mooch! I would, but you laid me off!
     
10. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2012-05-21 young 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2012-05-21 Pub. Date: 2012-05-21
Image Number: 86659
Caption: THE NINE ZEROS CLUB. Welcome, newly-minted Facebook billionaires! We've been expecting you. Let me show you around. The 000,000,000 Club. This is our superpac control room. From our state-of-the-art plutocracy panel, you can buy TV ads smearing the politician of your choice with the push of a button! Why does Senator Buford pal around with METH WHORES? ... And you'll love our BESEECHING ROOM, where charities can come to beg for your kindness! There's a young tech mogul on the throne right now! For you: $100 million. For you: NOTHING! ... And if you need to leave the country for tax purposes, we have plenty of OVERSEAS OFFICES! Not bad perks for creating a website that lets people pretend they're in high school again!
     
11. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2011-11-19 young 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2011-11-19 Pub. Date: 2011-11-19
Image Number: 89005
Caption: Slowpoke. True: A group recently gave out suits to Occupy Wall Street protesters, citing the need to "look sharp" while the world is watching. Before. I am the 99%. Rabble rouser! After I am the 99%. What an upstanding young man! We at Slowpoke propose a parallel movement: Unsuit Wall Street. For too long, professional attire has been lending a respectable veneer to radical economic ideas. No jobs program! Less banking regulation! What if these plutocrats dressed like the extremists they are? Mohawk made of Benjamins. Spikes made from foreclosed homes. Goldman Sachs. Hermes "class kickers (tm)". Then more Americans might get it ... Don't touch my bonus! To think we let these punks destroy the economy!
     
12. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2009-01-01 young 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2009-01-01 Pub. Date: 2009-01-01
Image Number: 86637
Caption: Slowpoke. Choose your own HEALTH INSURANCE ADVENTURE! Unemployed. Self-Employed. Crap Job, No Benefits. @#*!. Traditional Salaried Job. Amalgamated Consolidated Systems. Injured by runaway forklift, unable to work. Job outsourced to Mumbai. Time to buy your own! Welcome to Life Is Us, Inc. Apply Now! And let our family take care of yours. You have a plantar wart. Over 40? A Normal Person? You're young and Godlike in your physical perfection. Keep Job. Makin' Mad Benjamins! Insane Monthly Premium. Denied. Uh-oh! Pre-existing condition! State "High Risk" pool ridiculously expensive. Uninsured. You lose, sucka! ... But Broke. Attempt to treat yourself. D.I.Y. MD. The End. Congratulations! You have health insurance, just like the politicians, lobbyists, and executives opposed to a national health plan. But wait! You develop gangrene; plan finds a loophole, denies coverage. The system works great!
     
13. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2009-01-01 young 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2009-01-01 Pub. Date: 2009-01-01
Image Number: 86640
Caption: Slowpoke. Name that Plan! THE PUBLIC OPTION - It sounds like a restroom. Confidential to the Obama administration: That's a tough sell. Why not the PATRIOT PLAN? (Duh!) My fellow Americans, right now the FRENCH are healthier than we are, at a lower cost per person. Are we really going to let PIERRE beat us? Hell NO! Patriot Plan. Or the PC-vs-MAC approach? I'm a private insurance company. I'm a young, hip, citizen owned alternative! Or when all else fails, go macho with TOUGHCARE. A strong America needs healthy people! No more of this half-assed WUSS coverage! TOUGHCARE - the plan with BAWLS!
     
14. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2008-10-20 young 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2008-10-20 Pub. Date: 2008-10-20
Image Number: 91257
Caption: Slowpoke. Great Moments In Equality. The glass ceiling cracked some more this week as Sarah Palin showed female politicians can be WORLD-CLASS lying scumbags. For so long, the people have asked "Where are the great female liars in politics?" Well, Sarah Palin had proven those sexists wrong! Pamela Tutwillow. Historian of Presidential Prevarication. "This strong, proud, defiant woman is clearly not afraid to stand up and tell the untruth!" I said "Thanks but no thanks" to the Bridge to Nowhere! Our enemies in Iraq planned and carried out and rejoiced in the death of thousands of Americans. Even Bush admitted there was no link between Iraq and 9/11. You go girl! Next week: Will women ever close the shooting spree gap? We'll talk to one young lady who's GUNNING FOR GLORY! Keep the faith, sisters!
     
15. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2008-09-29 young 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2008-09-29 Pub. Date: 2008-09-29
Image Number: 91254
Caption: Slowpoke. Slowpoke At The DNC. Part 1. Overheard in the super shuttle van. People are really interested in this election I think the more interested in politics people are, the more sophisticated the coverage will be. Me. HA! Young delegates from Mississippi at the light rail stop. We CAN turn Mississippi blue. We're registering lots of new voters. Impressively enthusiastic. What's inside the media Swag Bag? Tiny disaster preparedness radio with earbuds. Bisphenol A-free water bottle. Denver 2008. Card embedded wildflower seeds from the auto alliance (industry trade group). I kid you not. Plant this card. Randy Newman at DNC's Friends of New Orleans Party. Louis-i-ana ...
     
16. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2008-08-25 young 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2008-08-25 Pub. Date: 2008-08-25
Image Number: 91250
Caption: Slowpoke. Movin' On Up! My friends, social security is a disgrace. Always has been. It's time for people to take responsibility for themselves …. With my MOVIN' ON UP plan! It's simple: just do like I did - pull on your bootstraps and marry into a FAMILY FORTUNE! Right, Cindy? Yes, dear. "I'll provide a massive tax break for any wealthy American who marries someone with less money. It's a win-win!" "The new Office of Social Climbing will assist in training the unwashed masses in the ways of high society." Whut the - this menu has whores on it! Hors d'oeuvres, sir. They're appetizers. "A new website will guide people to available cash cows." Golddigger.gov. Amanda Smedley. Smedley's Snow Peas Heiress. Likes: Snow peas. "I hear the Coors family has some lovely nubile young ladies right now!" Now, who says I don't understand economics? Why hasn't everyone already done this? Drink Bud!
     
17. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2005-01-01 young 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2005-01-01 Pub. Date: 2005-01-01
Image Number: 86619
Caption: Slowpoke. Since we seem to be living in a new dark age, perhaps it’s time for … A Marketing Plan for the Enlightenment. There'd be the reason blimp … Reason Fever - Catch it! Celebrity endorsements … I'm Drooly Julie. Whenever I'm deciding how to pursue some buff young stud, I use LOGIC! tm. Product placement in movies ... Darling, when I saw your Wikipedia entry on the Horsehead nebula, I knew I had to have you. Fast food tie-ins ... Hey kids! Try McSnottle's new Bill Nye the science Guy Happy Meal featuring the Big Bang Burger. BOOM! BOOM Science is fun! BOOM! ... And Nascar sponsorship! The Enlightening Rod. Ben Franklin. "Those who can make you believe the absurdities can make you commit atrocities." - Voltaire.
     
18. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2005-01-01 young 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2005-01-01 Pub. Date: 2005-01-01
Image Number: 92670
Caption: Slowpoke. Leave Your Child Behind. Hey, parents! Are you concerned that your child will grow up to be an intellectual elite? "Then urge your school district to adopt the Leave Your Child Behind curriculum! There's no fancy book-learning … Except for literal reading of the Good Book." NASA research proves that the sun really stood still in the sky!* *Actual lesson being taught in 300+ school districts. "High-falutin' critical thinking is discouraged, as students are told everything they need to know. European settlers in America liberated the Indians! But I heard ... You heard WRONG! 3x4=34. "We've also retooled the traditional grading system." Oh no! I got an "Arrogant!" I got a Freedom-plus!" "In the end, all of our graduates receive social DUH-grees!" Congratulations, young lady! Aren't you glad you decided against that career in science? Duhhhh ... Enroll your child today ... Because freedumb is on the march! Duh ... Duh ... Duh ... Duh ...
     
19. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2002-01-01 young 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2002-01-01 Pub. Date: 2002-01-01
Image Number: 92650
Caption: Slowpoke. Drooly Julie's Culture Corner. Ah, yes! It's that time of year again when a young woman's fancy turns to male undergrads' tawny, muscled thighs covered with a light dusting of man-fur! (Sigh) It puts me in such a poetic mood! 'Sup, bro? Abercrumbie Lacrosse. O college boy, thine leg hair is like a meadow of wild grasses through which I would cavort nakedly, leaving heart-shaped crop circles. Huwh? Are you, like, an English major? Actually, I have my PH.D. in hanky-pankypology. Old Gravy XL Athletics. Aye, behold the sturdy young scholar, with legs like golden Corinthian pillars! Would that I could snip some of your calf fuzz and weave it with others' into a giant tapestry. 'Twould be my homage to man's glorious ursine pelt! Momma warned me about girls like this! Gapp Tennis. Hey, what about me? I'm a cyclist, so I shave my legs. Ah, the sinewy, glabrous legs of bikers! Spandex swaddled, spring-loaded pistons ready for action! You can ride the Tour de Drooly anytime! Move over Bukowski!
     
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