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Dan Piraro |
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Bizarro |
| Viewable Date: |
2015-12-08 |
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2015-12-08 |
| Image Number: |
135918 |
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I prefer to walk to the front counter and pay for myself, thanks. Self-Help Book. So Your Parents Ruined You: Get Over It. |
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302. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Dan Piraro |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Bizarro |
| Viewable Date: |
2015-12-03 |
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2015-12-03 |
| Image Number: |
135619 |
| Caption: |
Well, then maybe you should change the name of the room. FedX. |
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303. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Dan Piraro |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Bizarro |
| Viewable Date: |
2015-11-28 |
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2015-11-28 |
| Image Number: |
135312 |
| Caption: |
I let him off with a warning. It's hard to be authoritative when you realize you've got chocolate donut icing all over your face. |
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304. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Dan Piraro |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Bizarro |
| Viewable Date: |
2015-11-23 |
Pub. Date: |
2015-11-23 |
| Image Number: |
135307 |
| Caption: |
Would you care to take a warm, gooey, unidentifiable piece of something from a stranger and put it into your mouth today, sir? |
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305. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Dan Piraro |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Bizarro |
| Viewable Date: |
2015-11-18 |
Pub. Date: |
2015-11-18 |
| Image Number: |
135002 |
| Caption: |
I dunno. It seems like lately the mammals are taking over & I've been asking myself, what's the point of going on, you know? Extinction hotline. |
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306. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Dan Piraro |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Bizarro |
| Viewable Date: |
2015-11-15 |
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2015-11-15 |
| Image Number: |
134374 |
| Caption: |
What is it, girl? Is something wrong!? Are you trying to tell us something, girl? Bark! Bark!! Bark! Bark!! You FOUND something?! You found something disgusting behind the garage and you ate it? Not all of Lassie's adventures made it to tv. |
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307. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Dan Piraro |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Bizarro |
| Viewable Date: |
2015-11-13 |
Pub. Date: |
2015-11-13 |
| Image Number: |
134719 |
| Caption: |
I think in this case you're going to have to give in and be a dog person. |
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308. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Dan Piraro |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Bizarro |
| Viewable Date: |
2015-11-10 |
Pub. Date: |
2015-11-10 |
| Image Number: |
134716 |
| Caption: |
You're going to need a way bigger beak. |
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309. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Dan Piraro |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Bizarro |
| Viewable Date: |
2015-11-06 |
Pub. Date: |
2015-11-06 |
| Image Number: |
134379 |
| Caption: |
I just calculated that if you quit smoking, we could save $12,870 a year. |
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310. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Dan Piraro |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Bizarro |
| Viewable Date: |
2015-10-31 |
Pub. Date: |
2015-10-31 |
| Image Number: |
134103 |
| Caption: |
I am Dr. Frankenstein. I am your creator. Now go scare the neighbors into giving you candy. The origin of Halloween. |
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311. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Dan Piraro |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Bizarro |
| Viewable Date: |
2015-10-29 |
Pub. Date: |
2015-10-29 |
| Image Number: |
134101 |
| Caption: |
I don't mean to be overly critical, but I think you should go for the entire Elvis look or none at all. |
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312. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Dan Piraro |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Bizarro |
| Viewable Date: |
2015-10-21 |
Pub. Date: |
2015-10-21 |
| Image Number: |
133788 |
| Caption: |
Olive Oyl's Café. All you can eat & still fit thru the door $4.99. |
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313. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Dan Piraro |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Bizarro |
| Viewable Date: |
2015-10-18 |
Pub. Date: |
2015-10-18 |
| Image Number: |
133074 |
| Caption: |
Have you ever noticed those little airlines that pretzels give you? … Two nuns walk into a bar without a talking horse … My girlfriend shops so much … Oh, that president of ours … Durf? Huk! Moo! Hoo. Hoot. Hoo. Doh! Touchdown! All-Amateur Night at the Comedy Club. |
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314. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Dan Piraro |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Bizarro |
| Viewable Date: |
2015-10-16 |
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2015-10-16 |
| Image Number: |
133784 |
| Caption: |
No, I won't prescribe medical marijuana for you, because the people who make it won't fly me to the Caribbean for conferences. |
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315. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Dan Piraro |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Bizarro |
| Viewable Date: |
2015-10-14 |
Pub. Date: |
2015-10-14 |
| Image Number: |
133782 |
| Caption: |
A guy named Cody was in here asking about you. I told him I never heard o' ya. You in some kinda trouble, Jerry? |
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316. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Dan Piraro |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Bizarro |
| Viewable Date: |
2015-10-12 |
Pub. Date: |
2015-10-12 |
| Image Number: |
133780 |
| Caption: |
And in this corner … the kind of know-it-all loudmouth jackass you'd just love to punch in the nose … |
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317. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Dan Piraro |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Bizarro |
| Viewable Date: |
2015-10-09 |
Pub. Date: |
2015-10-09 |
| Image Number: |
133079 |
| Caption: |
By naming him "Peter Peter," are you sure we aren't leaving him open to ridicule from other children? Mr. & Mrs. Pumpkineater. |
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318. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Dan Piraro |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Bizarro |
| Viewable Date: |
2015-10-05 |
Pub. Date: |
2015-10-05 |
| Image Number: |
133075 |
| Caption: |
Have I not warned you about standing too close to that lamp? |
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319. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Dan Piraro |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Bizarro |
| Viewable Date: |
2015-10-04 |
Pub. Date: |
2015-10-04 |
| Image Number: |
132507 |
| Caption: |
You kids settle down! This is serious! |
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320. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Dan Piraro |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Bizarro |
| Viewable Date: |
2015-09-29 |
Pub. Date: |
2015-09-29 |
| Image Number: |
132807 |
| Caption: |
Welcome to The Park Bench. May I take your order? Coo. Coo. Thank you, hop around to the window, please. |
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