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Kieran Meehan |
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2018-03-09 |
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2018-03-09 |
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169008 |
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You can't keep people at arm's length your whole life, Stan. I won't need to. I figure that after a few years, they'll get the message and keep their distance.
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Kieran Meehan |
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2018-03-02 |
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2018-03-02 |
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168753 |
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It's vital I do all the talking. That's what you're paying me for. Three months in prison, suspended for one year. Take it or leave it. He'll take it. I think you'll agree that was money well-spent.
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Kieran Meehan |
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2018-02-18 |
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2018-02-18 |
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168044 |
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The brain's a funny old thing, isn't it? "A funny old thing"?! How many years at looney school did it take for you to come up with that laser-like definition of the most complex organ in the universe? "Loony School"?! Deflection! Answer the question. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Kieran Meehan |
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2018-01-04 |
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2018-01-04 |
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166634 |
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We'll see you in court, Ms. Jaggers. I shall offer your client a two-year suspended sentence, Mr. Rhodes. If you will permit him to tell me exactly what he thinks of you! No deal! He's a self-serving control freak.
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Kieran Meehan |
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2018-01-02 |
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2018-01-02 |
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166632 |
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Is there reason for this newfound optimism, Stan? Every year I expect the worst, and every year the worst fails to materialize. Maybe I'm just tired of being pessimistic all the time. More likely it's fate laying a trap for me.
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Kieran Meehan |
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2018-01-01 |
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2018-01-01 |
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166631 |
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I have a feeling 2017 is going to be my year. I think you mean 2018. Of course … I have a feeling 2018 is going to be … Dibs on 2018 being my year.
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Kieran Meehan |
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2017-12-31 |
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2017-12-31 |
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166131 |
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2017 could have been worse. A lot worse. At least we're still standing. A year older … and wiser. What doesn't kill you … makes you stronger. What's for you … Won't go by you. And no matter how bad things get … we'll always have platitudes.
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Kieran Meehan |
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2017-12-30 |
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2017-12-30 |
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166390 |
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We've successfully navigated another year. O death, where is they sting? O grave, where is thy victory? Will you two stop goading the grim reaper?
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Kieran Meehan |
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2017-12-29 |
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2017-12-29 |
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166389 |
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I've been thinking about some new year's resolutions, Stan. I've dismissed them as unnecessary … for myself, that is. However, rather than waste them … you think I should be "less of a control freak"?!
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Kieran Meehan |
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2017-10-28 |
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2017-10-28 |
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164008 |
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You're quite lucky, actually - 3 to 5 years is a light sentence. Is it? I expected Judge Jeffries to throw the book at you. Did you? The old boy must be going soft. Must he? You don't sound convinced. Don't I?
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Kieran Meehan |
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2017-10-05 |
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2017-10-05 |
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163189 |
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In 20 years time, we'll be saying 2017 wasn't so bad. There speaks an optimist. There's always some new circle of hell to look forward to.
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Kieran Meehan |
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2017-10-04 |
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2017-10-04 |
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163188 |
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The world isn't such a bad place. Agreed. It was a bad place 20 years ago. It's far worse now.
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Kieran Meehan |
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2017-09-28 |
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2017-09-28 |
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162947 |
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Let me get this straight. You want me to teach rookies so they can then replace me? No! I want you to mentor them. Allow them to benefit from you years of knowledge & experience. So they can then replace me? Teaching is a noble and underappreciated profession.
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Kieran Meehan |
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2017-08-17 |
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2017-08-17 |
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161413 |
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If we can't trust the news, how can we possibly know what's really going on? Study history. It really DOES have a habit of repeating itself. So what period of history is being repeated now? The previous 10 years.
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Kieran Meehan |
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2017-07-26 |
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2017-07-26 |
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160616 |
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I'm offering your client 25 years in prison. What?! I've not finished. 25 years in prison without the possibility of parole. I've finished. What?!
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Kieran Meehan |
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2017-07-23 |
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2017-07-23 |
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160092 |
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I've got 2 witnesses. I've also got means, motive and opportunity. You have 2 witnesses who contradict each other. The rest is circumstantial. Lawyers! It's all just a game to you, isn't it? I might as well not even be here. Did you hear something, Mr. Rhodes? I think it came from outside. I'm offering 5 years in a minimum security prison. Take it of leave it. Call it 4 years, and we have a deal.
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Kieran Meehan |
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2017-06-24 |
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2017-06-24 |
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159264 |
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So, unbeknownst to me, the law changed last year and I broke it? What if the law were to change back again next year? You'll still have a criminal record. Have you ever had the feeling someone is out to get you?
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Kieran Meehan |
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2017-06-23 |
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2017-06-23 |
| Image Number: |
159263 |
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I'm a law-abiding citizen. The law was changed last year. So you were a law-abiding citizen. Now you're not. It's a funny old world isn't it?
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Kieran Meehan |
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2017-05-10 |
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2017-05-10 |
| Image Number: |
157654 |
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I sentence you to six months in the state penitentiary. Goodbye, cruel world! Suspended for two years. As you were.
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Kieran Meehan |
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2017-04-11 |
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2017-04-11 |
| Image Number: |
156580 |
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Do you believe in female intuition, Samuel? Of course. Females generally have superior social skills, so it follows their intuitive skills are more finely tuned. Thank you, Samuel. Creep! I haven't been married for 11 years without learning to avoid some pitfalls.
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