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Kieran Meehan |
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2018-04-14 |
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2018-04-14 |
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170194 |
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My client claims extenuating circumstances, Ms. Jaggers. He honestly believed he wouldn't get caught. That's more like an error of judgment, Mr. Rhodes. You say error of judgment and I say extenuating circumstances. Let's call the whole thing off.
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Kieran Meehan |
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2018-04-10 |
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2018-04-10 |
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170190 |
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I hope you weren't embarrassed by my cross-examination, Stan. We're both professionals, Samuel. I wouldn't take anything you said in the courtroom personally. Or even seriously.
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Kieran Meehan |
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2018-03-01 |
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2018-03-01 |
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168752 |
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I'm not saying another word until I've spoken to my lawyer. That's a bit of luck. I'm down to my last question. Ask it then, and let's be done. Very well. If you had one, and only one, phone call, who would you like to talk to?
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Kieran Meehan |
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2017-11-15 |
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2017-11-15 |
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164812 |
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I'm going to put you on the stand. I want the jury to see your human side. Tell the court a little about yourself. You mean how I hate cops, lawyers, judges and law courts? On second thought … I wouldn't want you to appear to be ingratiating yourself.
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Kieran Meehan |
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2017-09-29 |
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2017-09-29 |
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162948 |
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If I took early retirement, there would be anarchy on the streets. You're a good cop, Stan, but you're not that good. Ow! You kicked me! That's a sample of the chaos that ensues when I only think about taking early retirement.
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Kieran Meehan |
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2017-09-16 |
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2017-09-16 |
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162435 |
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You can't make me take early retirement, chief. No! But I can make work unbearably dull. You wouldn't! In fact, Hollywood is considering a remake of "Hill Street Blues." And they've asked me to recommend a police adviser. Gasp!
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Kieran Meehan |
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2017-09-07 |
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2017-09-07 |
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162192 |
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A soul mate isn't flawless. It's a person ideally suited for another. A soul mate could have different flaws which complement your own. Like Micky and Minnie Mouse? Yes. Though I wouldn't have used vermin as an example.
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Kieran Meehan |
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2017-09-04 |
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2017-09-04 |
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162189 |
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How do you plead? Guilty or not guilty? How would you respond if you were me? If I were you, I'd play for time and request recess. Ok! I request … Request denied.
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Kieran Meehan |
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2017-07-15 |
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2017-07-15 |
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160091 |
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I'm not saying it's rubbish art. I'm saying it's not art at all. But what if it is art? Then I would say it's rubbish art.
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Kieran Meehan |
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2017-07-09 |
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2017-07-09 |
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159552 |
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Apart form society gaining a short respite from his criminal activities, what's the point of sending my client to prison, your honor? Okay, I'm not denying it would be a popular decision. The gutter press would praise you. Total strangers would applaud you on the street. You'd probably be invited to join the ... Stop talking!
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Kieran Meehan |
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2017-05-23 |
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2017-05-23 |
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158185 |
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Why would a little part of you want your friends to fail? Chalk it up to human nature. It's only a tiny part of me. That's not the point. I knew there was something holding me back.
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Kieran Meehan |
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2017-02-26 |
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2017-02-26 |
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154357 |
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That was quite some closing argument from the prosecution. Ms. Jaggers spoke a great deal about wicked motivation, lack of character, bad attitude, even poor judgment … harsh words. But remember this! She wouldn't have made those allegations against me if her case against my client wasn't so weak.
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Kieran Meehan |
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2017-01-31 |
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2017-01-31 |
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153804 |
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If I were a politician I'd put the people first. If you were to put the people first you wouldn't be a politician. You'd be a candidate. A failed candidate.
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Kieran Meehan |
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2016-12-26 |
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2016-12-26 |
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152464 |
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Would you describe yourself as tolerant, Stan? No. I wouldn't describe myself as intolerant, either. How would you describe yourself? Right now? Irritated.
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Kieran Meehan |
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2016-10-28 |
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2016-10-28 |
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What's the secret to being happy? If I knew that I wouldn't be in here talking to you two. I'd be out there! Being happy.
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Kieran Meehan |
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2016-10-27 |
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2016-10-27 |
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150025 |
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Being in the Witness Protection Program would explain your paranoia. What's your real name? Bartłomiej Wojcechowski. But I must ask you not tell anyone else. No problem.
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Kieran Meehan |
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2016-10-21 |
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2016-10-21 |
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149721 |
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I suppose some people thrive on danger, doctor. Would I be right in thinking you're not one of those people? You're infringing upon my safe space.
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Kieran Meehan |
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2016-08-02 |
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2016-08-02 |
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146579 |
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Just remember when you're found guilty all is not lost. We shall appeal and I'm certain … When I'm found guilty?! There now, you see? I thought you would have focused upon the 'all is not lost.' |
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Kieran Meehan |
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2016-07-07 |
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2016-07-07 |
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145324 |
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The same people capable of great cruelty are capable of great kindness. If I didn't think people could change for the better, I wouldn't be a psychiatrist. If I didn't think people could change for the worse, I wouldn't be a cop. |
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Kieran Meehan |
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2016-06-16 |
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2016-06-16 |
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144337 |
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It's obvious you don't enjoy being a defense lawyer, Samuel. Wouldn't you be happier as a prosecution lawyer? Perhaps … I'd be happier still making early retirement. |
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