I've been working out constantly for weeks. Clank! Clonk! But now that I've sculpted my physique into a veritable masterpiece, I think it's time for a well-deserved break! After all, what's the worst that could happen? Fssssssâ€¦.
Checkers seems quite healthy, but I'd like to see him tomorrow to check out this lump on his shoulder â€¦ It could be a bruise, an abscess, Pasternak-Zhivago Disease, or even though almost certainly not - Cancer. Cancer! I have cancer! But it's probably just matted fur! Vet.
Yap Yip Yap Yip Yap. Cute lil' thing â€¦ I bet your bark is worse that your bite!