There's been lots of unexplained shaking and booming noises in the middle of the night - all over the world. Some thing earth's entered a part of space filled with meteors too big to burn up in our atmosphere. Others think governments are building a network of underground bases to save a select few from a coming apocalypse. A lot of people think the world's about to end, Susan. If it were anyone but you, I'd thinking this was a pickup line. For the first time in my life, all my favorite shows got renewed, and now this. It's just my luck.
There comes a time, little buddy, when you have to just accept that you'll never be famous. … That your life will never be adapted for television, and that when you die, only five or six people will truly care. Randy, you’re a genius! That sounds like a really good premise for my reality show. You're not listening. "The World's Least Famous Man: Starring Rudy Park!"