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1. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2016-11-13 work experience 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2016-11-13 Pub. Date: 2016-11-13
Image Number: 150252
Caption: Your suggestion didn't work, Susan. Thinking about baseball should have worked. Did you do it right? What do you mean? Did you think of the boring, repetitive parts? I tried. I thought about the batter swinging the bat around in the on-deck circle … the runners going around and around the diamond ... the batters swinging and almost always missing ... but instead of distracting me, it relaxed me. It wasn't boring, Susan. It was rhythmic. Baseball is a Zen-like experience that puts you into a trance. It frees the mind and makes it easier ... not harder ... for your mind to wander where you don't want it to go ... so it didn't stop me from wondering who's going to run for president in 2020. Ok, plan B: Try doing long division in your head.
     
2. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2016-06-14 work experience 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2016-06-14 Pub. Date: 2016-06-14
Image Number: 144563
Caption: Mr. Trump, you said the judge presiding over your fake university trial can't do his job impartially because he's "Mexican" and you've offended Mexicans. You also say Muslim judges could "absolutely" be biased because you've offended Muslims. But you've offended pretty much everyone other than white, right-handed Appalachian car mechanics' pet zebras ... and he doesn't have any judicial experience. No, but he's never treated me unfairly.
     
3. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2015-11-10 work experience 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2015-11-10 Pub. Date: 2015-11-10
Image Number: 135007
Caption: I went out with this book agent last week and told him some stories about work. Then he tried to get me to write a novel based on it. Awesome! I've written three, you know. If you need any advice, just come to me. I could walk you through it. Share my expertise. Writing a novel is a long, hard process. Takes about six months to a year. I'll guide you through it, 'cause you're my best friend and I love you. I finished it last week. I hate you with a passion.
     
4. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2013-03-24 work experience 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2013-03-24 Pub. Date: 2013-03-24
Image Number: 94390
Caption: Gregs-list.org. Jobs: TV-video/find talent. Trained polar bear for commercial. Search. Advertising Executive of the Year. 2006. Gregs-list.org. Results: EXPERIENCED, trained polar bear available for freelance work. 20 years of commercial, film and television experience. Advertising Executive of the Year. 2006. Multiple awards, including an Oscar, a Clio, and a Blue Ribbon at the Los Angeles County Fair. Advertising Executive of the Year. 2006. Recent clients include Tyler Perry, Burger Queen, Taco Alarm and Animal Planet. Advertising Executive of the Year. 2006. My day rate is six endangered seals and two fishermen all doused in oyster sauce. Please send details about your project and note whether your skull is sweet or tangy. Advertising Executive of the Year. 2006.
     
5. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2012-06-08 work experience 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2012-06-08 Pub. Date: 2012-06-08
Image Number: 81661
Caption: No, I don’t have any "tour guide" experience. That's too bad. Jobville Employment Agency. Tourism is booming. Foreigners are flocking to America like rubberneckers flocking to see a car crash. Say what? I'm as bad with analogies as … … Something else is bad at a thing.
     
6. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2012-06-07 work experience 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2012-06-07 Pub. Date: 2012-06-07
Image Number: 81660
Caption: We've had 26 straight months of private sector job growth. Certain industries are booming. Jobville Employment Agency. Do you have experience serving comfort food to weeping patrons? No. How about repossessing cars? No. How 'bout repossessing pacemakers? Not a good sign.
     
7. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2012-01-31 work experience 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2012-01-31 Pub. Date: 2012-01-31
Image Number: 75825
Caption: How many words per minute can you type? About 90. Jobville Employment Agency. Very good! (Smiley face.) How are you with Microsoft Excel, Java, C++, Python and Objective-C? (Dead smiley face.) How about PDF to ePub conversion? Now you're just making things up!
     
8. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2012-01-30 work experience 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2012-01-30 Pub. Date: 2012-01-30
Image Number: 75824
Caption: Of course we can place you. There are all sorts of jobs out here for people who're actually willing to work. Jobville Employment Agency. Do you have experience as a nurse, or a physical therapist? No. How about as a computer software engineer? No. How 'bout as a selling-the-oranges-by-the-freeway-offramp engineer? I don't like where this is going.
     
9. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2009-07-12 work experience 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2009-07-12 Pub. Date: 2009-07-12
Image Number: 35974
Caption: Susan, what're you doing? Nothing, Lemont. I saw you, you just read the end of my short story before the beginning! So? So? I worked hard coming up with surprises! With twists! Turns! Reversals of fortune! And you just ruined all my hard work! Y'know, there's something wrong with you if you skip to the end of a story. It means you're controlling, and scared of surprises -- scared of life! That's just sad, Susan. Sad and pathetic. They should package you with each copy of your book so everyone can experience this. No story for you.
     
10. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2009-05-27 work experience 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2009-05-27 Pub. Date: 2009-05-27
Image Number: 34376
Caption: You want me to be the new "Dear Annie"?! But I'm not qualified to give advice. Of course you are, Brown. You're a person, aren't you? A person may not know what to do with his own life, but he sure as heck knows what other people should do with theirs. You should give me a raise. Maybe you're not qualified.
     
11. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2008-11-13 work experience 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2008-11-13 Pub. Date: 2008-11-13
Image Number: 28013
Caption: …So then I was almost eaten by a man-eating tiger. That's nice. You know what I had to do while you were on vacation? I wasn't on vacation! I was embedded on a dangerous rescue mission in the jungles of Vietnam! I had to explain to our son why you weren't around to teach him to shave. He's one!
     
12. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2007-02-04 work experience 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2007-02-05 Pub. Date: 2007-02-04
Image Number: 16012
Caption: Gregs-list.org. Jobs: TV_video/find talent. Opera Singer for commercial jingle. Search. Experienced opera singer available for freelance work. 25 years of broadcast, national, international, regional and local work experience. Multiple awards, including six Emmys, nine Clios, and an Academy Award-nominated theme song from "Time Bandits 3." Clients include Spielberg, Lucas, Almodovar, Whedon, Moore, Straczynski, Eastwood, Hitchcock, Lasseter, etc. Lost all reels, pay stubs in a fire and have no documentation. However, just speaking with me you will know I have the pipes. Oh, and sometimes my past clients pretend they've never even heard of me. It's a little game we play.
     
13. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2006-09-23 work experience 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2006-09-25 Pub. Date: 2006-09-23
Image Number: 14770
Caption: Spare Change? You ever had déjà vu? Will work 4 food. I'm pretty sure you asked me that already.
     
14. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2005-11-09 work experience 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2005-11-09 Pub. Date: 2005-11-09
Image Number: 12132
Caption: How'd the job hunting go, Clyde? @#$% bar wouldn't hire me. Even after I told them about all the experience I have standin' around. They said they had a "more qualified applicant." I like you. Yer (hic) yer the least nosy bartender I ever seen.
     
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