As we previously reported here on N.P.R., sugary drinks are forcing you to drink them against your will! There's nothing you can do about it! I mean, what's your alternative, "WILL POWER"?! Oh, sure … let's bring back witch-burning, and academic standards, too ...
1. Watch t.v. 2. Sort Laundry. 3. Walk over there. 4. Floss. The whole trick to keeping new-year's resolutions is to set reasonable goals.