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Cartoonist(s): |
Bob Thaves Tom Thaves |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Frank and Ernest |
Viewable Date: |
2018-04-24 |
Pub. Date: |
2018-04-24 |
Image Number: |
170961 |
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Circus. I'm giving up the seltzer bottle as a comedy prop and will do a more sophisticated act. Ah, dry humor. |
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Cartoonist(s): |
Bob Thaves Tom Thaves |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Frank and Ernest |
Viewable Date: |
2018-04-10 |
Pub. Date: |
2018-04-10 |
Image Number: |
170488 |
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Mattress Sale. No, sorry, sir, a memory foam mattress will not help you recall your dreams. |
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Cartoonist(s): |
Bob Thaves Tom Thaves |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Frank and Ernest |
Viewable Date: |
2018-04-08 |
Pub. Date: |
2018-04-08 |
Image Number: |
170486 |
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The inmate team will be weak running the bases this year. These guys get caught attempting to steal. The money launderer is the obvious choice to hit cleanup. Prisoners convicted of conspiracy are good team players - they'll bunt if needed. And the con man guilty of fraud will be the ace on the mound. Yeah, people always fall for his deceptive pitch! |
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Cartoonist(s): |
Bob Thaves Tom Thaves |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Frank and Ernest |
Viewable Date: |
2018-04-02 |
Pub. Date: |
2018-04-02 |
Image Number: |
170112 |
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Apothecary. Tell us what ails you. We'll concoct a chemical mix to dissolve in water which will fix you. Every problem has solution! |
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Cartoonist(s): |
Bob Thaves Tom Thaves |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Frank and Ernest |
Viewable Date: |
2018-03-13 |
Pub. Date: |
2018-03-13 |
Image Number: |
169666 |
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Virtue is its own reward. I don't think that will stand up to economic scrutiny. |
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Cartoonist(s): |
Bob Thaves Tom Thaves |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Frank and Ernest |
Viewable Date: |
2018-03-06 |
Pub. Date: |
2018-03-06 |
Image Number: |
169659 |
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Space Construction Co. What will we use for framing materials? Moonbeams! |
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Cartoonist(s): |
Bob Thaves Tom Thaves |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Frank and Ernest |
Viewable Date: |
2018-03-04 |
Pub. Date: |
2018-03-04 |
Image Number: |
168901 |
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Megazon Proposal. 1. Snow. 2. Track. 3. Mold. 4. Sinkholes. Luring Megazon to our city for their second headquarters will be tough. It snows here almost every day! Let's say "Banks on every corner"! The only business here now is a horse racing track. Tell them we have a "stable economy." There no places to live because of the mold outbreak. We can boast about our "housing growth." Worst of all, sinkholes have started swallowing all the roads. That's easy, we'll say "Brand news underground transit system"! |
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Cartoonist(s): |
Bob Thaves Tom Thaves |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Frank and Ernest |
Viewable Date: |
2018-02-25 |
Pub. Date: |
2018-02-25 |
Image Number: |
168894 |
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Supermarket Warehouse. At night, with just security here, the products sing classic karaoke. The orange juice is belting Elvis'"All Shook Up." Peanut butter and jelly performed a duet of "Love Will Keep Us Together." children's breakfast cereal sang "Sugar, Sugar." And sriracha sauce did a rendition of "Great Balls of Fire"! What song will the ground beef choose? Jimmy Buffett's "Cheeseburger in Paradise," of course! |
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Cartoonist(s): |
Bob Thaves Tom Thaves |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Frank and Ernest |
Viewable Date: |
2018-01-19 |
Pub. Date: |
2018-01-19 |
Image Number: |
167545 |
Caption: |
You really need to lose weight. Fearing your employees will no longer call you "the big boss" is no excuse. |
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Cartoonist(s): |
Bob Thaves Tom Thaves |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Frank and Ernest |
Viewable Date: |
2018-01-17 |
Pub. Date: |
2018-01-17 |
Image Number: |
167543 |
Caption: |
You're a smartphone and I'm a dumbbell. This will never work. |
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Cartoonist(s): |
Bob Thaves Tom Thaves |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Frank and Ernest |
Viewable Date: |
2018-01-16 |
Pub. Date: |
2018-01-16 |
Image Number: |
167542 |
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Corporate Boardroom. This catering job will look great on my resume. I'll say I "was called into the board meeting and brought a lot to the table"! |
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Cartoonist(s): |
Bob Thaves Tom Thaves |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Frank and Ernest |
Viewable Date: |
2018-01-09 |
Pub. Date: |
2018-01-09 |
Image Number: |
167062 |
Caption: |
Hey, I didn't give people free will just so you two would have things to bet about! |
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Cartoonist(s): |
Bob Thaves Tom Thaves |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Frank and Ernest |
Viewable Date: |
2017-12-31 |
Pub. Date: |
2017-12-31 |
Image Number: |
166816 |
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Animal Park. Lots of the animals are making new year's resolutions. The pack rat will try to reduce clutter and get organized. The possum's goal is more honesty. He's made a resolution to stop pretending to be something that he isn't. Leopards, on the other hand, know they can't change their spots so they never make resolutions. Leopards must be jealous of chameleons because change comes naturally for them. Hey! Don't forget about me! When it comes to change nobody is better than a caterpillar! |
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Cartoonist(s): |
Bob Thaves Tom Thaves |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Frank and Ernest |
Viewable Date: |
2017-11-07 |
Pub. Date: |
2017-11-07 |
Image Number: |
166729 |
Caption: |
The tax overhaul will be just like my engine overhaul --- In the beginning there's lots of incomprehensible terminology and at the end I'll be given a big bill! |
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Cartoonist(s): |
Bob Thaves Tom Thaves |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Frank and Ernest |
Viewable Date: |
2017-11-02 |
Pub. Date: |
2017-11-02 |
Image Number: |
164575 |
Caption: |
A computer will go to sleep if it isn't being used. YOu don't need to read it a bedtime story. |
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Cartoonist(s): |
Bob Thaves Tom Thaves |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Frank and Ernest |
Viewable Date: |
2017-10-28 |
Pub. Date: |
2017-10-28 |
Image Number: |
164571 |
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The world will end when the hot dogs ... and buns come out even!! |
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Cartoonist(s): |
Bob Thaves Tom Thaves |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Frank and Ernest |
Viewable Date: |
2017-10-23 |
Pub. Date: |
2017-10-23 |
Image Number: |
164566 |
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The human world must be very different from ours. They just said additional nets will make a baseball stadium safer. |
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Cartoonist(s): |
Bob Thaves Tom Thaves |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Frank and Ernest |
Viewable Date: |
2017-09-25 |
Pub. Date: |
2017-09-25 |
Image Number: |
163543 |
Caption: |
I know it's just a prototype, Gutenberg, but you need something that will handle more than 140 characters. |
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Cartoonist(s): |
Bob Thaves Tom Thaves |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Frank and Ernest |
Viewable Date: |
2017-09-22 |
Pub. Date: |
2017-09-22 |
Image Number: |
163271 |
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Financial Advisor. My income is fixed in the sense that it will never produce any new income. |
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Cartoonist(s): |
Bob Thaves Tom Thaves |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Frank and Ernest |
Viewable Date: |
2017-08-22 |
Pub. Date: |
2017-08-22 |
Image Number: |
162052 |
Caption: |
A GPS will not solve our "Lost in Translation" problem. |
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