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Bob Thaves Tom Thaves |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Frank and Ernest |
| Viewable Date: |
2018-08-14 |
Pub. Date: |
2018-08-14 |
| Image Number: |
173630 |
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Corporate Accounting Dept. 5 2 7 8. Investors will be interested in this. We're going to release the numbers today. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Bob Thaves Tom Thaves |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Frank and Ernest |
| Viewable Date: |
2018-07-22 |
Pub. Date: |
2018-07-22 |
| Image Number: |
173136 |
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Sports Agency. In my work as a sports agent, I told this athlete she needs to improve if she wants to be well-known. Ironically, in diving you become famous by not making a splash! I got this marathon competitor a sponsorship so he can focus on training. He's going to take the money and run! This sprinter will earn a bonus if he sets a record. Oh, going after some fast money! And I made this guy agree to give me an extra slice of his pay if I negotiated a great contract for him which I did! Ah, you're getting a kickback! |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Bob Thaves Tom Thaves |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Frank and Ernest |
| Viewable Date: |
2018-07-09 |
Pub. Date: |
2018-07-09 |
| Image Number: |
172695 |
| Caption: |
Next year will be a good time to buy tech stocks. The tip of the iceberg. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Bob Thaves Tom Thaves |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Frank and Ernest |
| Viewable Date: |
2018-07-08 |
Pub. Date: |
2018-07-08 |
| Image Number: |
172603 |
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Monster Club. It's difficult to get this entire group to a ball game. Yeah, Dracula will go only on bat day. King Kong has to be in the upper deck. Jekyll and Hyde only go to double-headers. There must be a full moon for the werewolf to go. And of course The Hulk will only sit atop the Fenway Park left field wall. Yeah, he loves the green monster! Red Sox. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Bob Thaves Tom Thaves |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Frank and Ernest |
| Viewable Date: |
2018-06-27 |
Pub. Date: |
2018-06-27 |
| Image Number: |
172592 |
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Le Cafe. Yes, Mister Hemmingway, our cafe will deliver meals anywhere in the city. "A movable feast"! |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Bob Thaves Tom Thaves |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Frank and Ernest |
| Viewable Date: |
2018-05-22 |
Pub. Date: |
2018-05-22 |
| Image Number: |
171882 |
| Caption: |
Vineyard Tasting Room. Books have "best sellers" lists and wines have "best cellars" lists. But unlike digital books, digital wines will never compete with the original version! |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Bob Thaves Tom Thaves |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Frank and Ernest |
| Viewable Date: |
2018-05-20 |
Pub. Date: |
2018-05-20 |
| Image Number: |
171880 |
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Look! Up in the sky! It's absurd! It's inane! It's "Malaprop Man"! Malaprop Man! You're a fitness instructor now! Yes, I guide my clients through a program of strength and endurance tanning! Muscle mess is increased with progressively bigger bar bills. And each person has a set heart rot target. I guarantee everybody will end up with a great beached body this summer! Just make sure you're there to roll them back in the water, M-Man! |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Bob Thaves Tom Thaves |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Frank and Ernest |
| Viewable Date: |
2018-04-24 |
Pub. Date: |
2018-04-24 |
| Image Number: |
170961 |
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Circus. I'm giving up the seltzer bottle as a comedy prop and will do a more sophisticated act. Ah, dry humor. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Bob Thaves Tom Thaves |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Frank and Ernest |
| Viewable Date: |
2018-04-10 |
Pub. Date: |
2018-04-10 |
| Image Number: |
170488 |
| Caption: |
Mattress Sale. No, sorry, sir, a memory foam mattress will not help you recall your dreams. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Bob Thaves Tom Thaves |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Frank and Ernest |
| Viewable Date: |
2018-04-08 |
Pub. Date: |
2018-04-08 |
| Image Number: |
170486 |
| Caption: |
The inmate team will be weak running the bases this year. These guys get caught attempting to steal. The money launderer is the obvious choice to hit cleanup. Prisoners convicted of conspiracy are good team players - they'll bunt if needed. And the con man guilty of fraud will be the ace on the mound. Yeah, people always fall for his deceptive pitch! |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Bob Thaves Tom Thaves |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Frank and Ernest |
| Viewable Date: |
2018-04-02 |
Pub. Date: |
2018-04-02 |
| Image Number: |
170112 |
| Caption: |
Apothecary. Tell us what ails you. We'll concoct a chemical mix to dissolve in water which will fix you. Every problem has solution! |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Bob Thaves Tom Thaves |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Frank and Ernest |
| Viewable Date: |
2018-03-13 |
Pub. Date: |
2018-03-13 |
| Image Number: |
169666 |
| Caption: |
Virtue is its own reward. I don't think that will stand up to economic scrutiny. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Bob Thaves Tom Thaves |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Frank and Ernest |
| Viewable Date: |
2018-03-06 |
Pub. Date: |
2018-03-06 |
| Image Number: |
169659 |
| Caption: |
Space Construction Co. What will we use for framing materials? Moonbeams! |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Bob Thaves Tom Thaves |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Frank and Ernest |
| Viewable Date: |
2018-03-04 |
Pub. Date: |
2018-03-04 |
| Image Number: |
168901 |
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Megazon Proposal. 1. Snow. 2. Track. 3. Mold. 4. Sinkholes. Luring Megazon to our city for their second headquarters will be tough. It snows here almost every day! Let's say "Banks on every corner"! The only business here now is a horse racing track. Tell them we have a "stable economy." There no places to live because of the mold outbreak. We can boast about our "housing growth." Worst of all, sinkholes have started swallowing all the roads. That's easy, we'll say "Brand news underground transit system"! |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Bob Thaves Tom Thaves |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Frank and Ernest |
| Viewable Date: |
2018-02-25 |
Pub. Date: |
2018-02-25 |
| Image Number: |
168894 |
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Supermarket Warehouse. At night, with just security here, the products sing classic karaoke. The orange juice is belting Elvis'"All Shook Up." Peanut butter and jelly performed a duet of "Love Will Keep Us Together." children's breakfast cereal sang "Sugar, Sugar." And sriracha sauce did a rendition of "Great Balls of Fire"! What song will the ground beef choose? Jimmy Buffett's "Cheeseburger in Paradise," of course! |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Bob Thaves Tom Thaves |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Frank and Ernest |
| Viewable Date: |
2018-01-19 |
Pub. Date: |
2018-01-19 |
| Image Number: |
167545 |
| Caption: |
You really need to lose weight. Fearing your employees will no longer call you "the big boss" is no excuse. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Bob Thaves Tom Thaves |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Frank and Ernest |
| Viewable Date: |
2018-01-17 |
Pub. Date: |
2018-01-17 |
| Image Number: |
167543 |
| Caption: |
You're a smartphone and I'm a dumbbell. This will never work. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Bob Thaves Tom Thaves |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Frank and Ernest |
| Viewable Date: |
2018-01-16 |
Pub. Date: |
2018-01-16 |
| Image Number: |
167542 |
| Caption: |
Corporate Boardroom. This catering job will look great on my resume. I'll say I "was called into the board meeting and brought a lot to the table"! |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Bob Thaves Tom Thaves |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Frank and Ernest |
| Viewable Date: |
2018-01-09 |
Pub. Date: |
2018-01-09 |
| Image Number: |
167062 |
| Caption: |
Hey, I didn't give people free will just so you two would have things to bet about! |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Bob Thaves Tom Thaves |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Frank and Ernest |
| Viewable Date: |
2017-12-31 |
Pub. Date: |
2017-12-31 |
| Image Number: |
166816 |
| Caption: |
Animal Park. Lots of the animals are making new year's resolutions. The pack rat will try to reduce clutter and get organized. The possum's goal is more honesty. He's made a resolution to stop pretending to be something that he isn't. Leopards, on the other hand, know they can't change their spots so they never make resolutions. Leopards must be jealous of chameleons because change comes naturally for them. Hey! Don't forget about me! When it comes to change nobody is better than a caterpillar! |
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