I leased out the backyard as a toxic waste dump. What?! You can't do that! We'll all get cancer! And I'll grow 50 feet tall and be attacked by the Air Force! Relax! It's safer than (check one) A few weeks in the Sun. A whole bunch of x-rays. Eating raw bacon. Other.
I shall, now create a culinary masterpiece! I'll put in a big of everything that tastes good! Mmm, chickenâ€¦ that's goodâ€¦ potatoesâ€¦ beans! Yum! â€¦Bones, catsupâ€¦ slurp!â€¦ Clams, raspberry syrupâ€¦ It's all good! Ice cream, bacon mayonnaise, old bootâ€¦ Gach! BLEAGH!! Am I a genius or what?
Sasha is invisible! Now I can do my cat duties much more efficiently! My prey will never know I'm there until they feel my deadly paw! I'll be the terror of the whole building! I'llâ€¦ â€¦ I'll â€¦ ZZZZZâ€¦