Thanks for helping me change my password, goodbye. Is there anything else I can help you with? What's your name? Rick. As a matter of fact, there is, Rick … My ex-wife Tina buried a duffle bag of drugs stolen from the Bolshoi mafia in my backyard but I can't find them ... Tina's afraid of alligators so I need you to meet me at the alligator farm and help me hold her over the pit until she tells me where the drugs are buried. I can't help you hold your wife over an alligator pit to find buried drugs!! Hmmm ... That's disappointing , Rick. You see ... I just described a criminal act to you ... But maybe there's another thing you can help me with. Yes? Have you got a freezer and a band saw? Click!
Mike du Jour
Ungh! What's the matter? I must've dozed off. And I had the strangest dream … What was it? I dreamed I was in a lobster tank.