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1. Cartoonist Bruce Tinsley  Mallard Fillmore 2017-04-19 weight gain 
Cartoonist(s): Bruce Tinsley
Comic/Cartoon: Mallard Fillmore
Viewable Date: 2017-04-19 Pub. Date: 2017-04-19
Image Number: 156823
Caption: In other news, Barbra Streisand says President Trump is making her fat. Giving you the incredible opportunity to write your own punchline here!
2. Cartoonist Rina Piccolo  Tina's Groove 2017-04-15 weight gain 
Cartoonist(s): Rina Piccolo
Comic/Cartoon: Tina's Groove
Viewable Date: 2017-04-15 Pub. Date: 2017-04-15
Image Number: 156622
Caption: The meds for my hormone problem cause weight gain. Hm, yeah, I noticed you were getting a little plump around th --- I haven't started taking it yet!!
3. Cartoonist Jeff Danziger  Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons 2017-03-25 weight gain 
Cartoonist(s): Jeff Danziger
Comic/Cartoon: Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2017-03-25 Pub. Date: 2017-03-25
Image Number: 156369
Caption: Form 1040. Department of the Treasury. Internal Revenue Service. U.S. Individual Income Tax Return. 2016. OMB No. 1545-0074. IRS Use only - Keep your greasy fingers off this space. For the year Jan. 1 - Dec. 31, 2016 (And thank God THAT's over!). 2016 ending. 20. See separate instructions. Your Name (Phonetic Spelling). Your Name Used on Dating Service (Attach Recent Photograph). Your Social Security Number. Your gang or mob name (Ex: Louise Pepperoniface, etc) Your Travel Name (Do Not Use Mohammed). Your Other Social Security Number. Address of Your House Before Foreclosure. Crappy apt. you moved to. Bass Ale! How about a cold one right now? (adv.) City, State or Exit from Jersey Turnpike (if you have foreign address, go there and wait for instructions.) Presidential Election Campaign. Checking Here Will Not Make a Damn Bit of Difference. You. Whatshername. Instructions: Drop Dead. Except for Canada, Canada still OK. Eh? Filing Status. Or Fling Status. (It is later than you think.) 1. Single (in the Republican sense of the word). 2. Married Filing Jointly (include all arguments). 3. Married Filing Separately (include sex of partner if you remember). 4. Head of Household (are you the person who sits with head in hands and wonders how you are going to feed all these mistakes, er dependents?) Enter names of dependents. Write small. 5. Qualifying widower. Enter golf handicap. Exemptions. See Publication EXX "Exemption to Exemptions to Exemptions". If more than four exemptions, or if some exemptions have four legs check here. 6a. Yourself. (That's right, you, stupid. If you are not yourself, who did you claim to be?). b. Spouse (or anyone who thinks they should be) (That's a funny word. "spouse") c. Dependents: 1 First name. Nom de plume or AKAs. Phonetic Social Security Number. Last known address? Does this dependent follow instructions? (See instructions). Boxes checked. No. of children who had live-in girlfriends/boyfriends. Had their divorced spouses living with you. You asked to leave but they had no place to go. Add numbers on lines above. (OK to use fingers). d. Total number of exemptions claimed (Round up to nearest 3/5's). Income. Attach forms here. Attach a couple of Andy J's while you're at it, to speed processing. Your ad here! Read by millions! Contact IRS Media. Helpful Hint. We are not going to give you any helpful hints. 7 Wages, salaries, tips, bottle deposits, bribes, free lunches, coins found in couch cushions. 8a Taxable interest. Attach Schedule B. If you don't understand, go to plan B. b. Tax-exempt interest. Much more interesting, isn't it? 9a Ordinary dividends. Nothing special, just Joe the Dividend. b Qualified dividends. Big Whoop. Trump's Rich Friends. 10. Taxable Refunds. Bank error in your favor. Pass GO, collect 200. 11. Alimony received (if that bum ever paid up). 12. Business Income or (loss). Use Schedule EZ come, EZ go. 13. Capital gain of (loss). Include your share of the national debt. 14. Other gains or (losses). Check box if you are just making stuff up. 15a. IRA distributions. b. Amount you had with Lehman. 16a. Pensions and annuities. b Amount with State of Illinois. 17. Rental real estate, royalties, partnerships (Use Schedule X to report missing partner). 18. Farm Income or (loss), Attach Schedule F (Do not include the funny farm). 19. Unemployment compensation (Amazing isn't it? You get taxed on this, too). 20a. Social Security benefits b. Taxable amount. 21. Other Income. (Bake sales, washing cars, baby-sitting, bingo games, don't hide anything). 22. This is your total income. Unless you are General Electric. If so write zero. Adjusted Gross Income. Remember you can file this form electronically, using your computer, and really mess things up. 23 Educator expenses (Spankings, noogies, butt-kicking). 24 Certain business expenses that you as a mere nobody have no business knowing about. Just keep moving. 25 Health savings account deduction. (May make you sick.) 26 Moving expenses. (See instructions). 27 Instruction tax. 28 Self-employment tax. 29 Self-enjoyment tax. 30 Penalty for early withdrawal (One-half of self-enjoyment tax). 31a Alimony paid. Rat out spouse's SSAN. 32 USSR tax (Useless Social Security Recipients). 33 Student loan interest (Do not include English majors). 34 Lack of interest in being a student. 35. Add up lines one to a million, divide by twice the total sum of your weight in Chinese running shoes. If greater than one-half of total something, go forth and multiply. 36. This is your adjusted gross income (Adjusted? We mean disgusted.) Now we can go to page two, tra-la. Last thought: Any money or thing of worth laying around? Better send it in. Just in case. Hey, you never know. Cat. No. 11320B. Form 1040 (2016).
4. Cartoonist Brian Crane  Pickles 2017-02-26 weight gain 
Cartoonist(s): Brian Crane
Comic/Cartoon: Pickles
Viewable Date: 2017-02-26 Pub. Date: 2017-02-26
Image Number: 153796
Caption: You know what I miss? What? When I could eat or drink whatever I wanted … and never worry about exercise … You still do those things! … and still weigh 165 pounds. Ah … there's the rub!
5. Cartoonist Steve Kelley  Steve Kelley's Editorial Cartoons 1999-01-01 weight gain 
Cartoonist(s): Steve Kelley
Comic/Cartoon: Steve Kelley's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2017-02-23 Pub. Date: 1999-01-01
Image Number: 7451
Caption: Artificial Sweetener Scare. Imagine risking brain cancer to avoid weight gain. Imagine risking weight gain to avoid brain cancer.
6. Cartoonist Mike Lester  Mike du Jour 2017-02-21 weight gain 
Cartoonist(s): Mike Lester
Comic/Cartoon: Mike du Jour
Viewable Date: 2017-02-21 Pub. Date: 2017-02-21
Image Number: 154977
Caption: I know how to shred those winter pounds off of you in time for spring … Shred! Shred! Shred! Shred! Shred! What is that? Your Barefoot Contessa Cookbook.
7. Cartoonist Liza Donnelly  Liza Donnelly's Panel Cartoons 2012-03-18 weight gain 
Cartoonist(s): Liza Donnelly
Comic/Cartoon: Liza Donnelly's Panel Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2017-02-20 Pub. Date: 2012-03-18
Image Number: 77760
Caption: "Is she getting bigger or is the bowl getting smaller?"
8. Cartoonist Hilary Price  Rhymes with Orange 2017-02-16 weight gain 
Cartoonist(s): Hilary Price
Comic/Cartoon: Rhymes with Orange
Viewable Date: 2017-02-16 Pub. Date: 2017-02-16
Image Number: 154361
Caption: Escape from the Gingerbread House. Eating through the wall isn't the hard part -- it's that the more you eat, the bigger you have to make the hole.
9. Cartoonist Steve Kelley Jeff Parker  Dustin 2017-01-01 weight gain 
Cartoonist(s): Steve Kelley Jeff Parker
Comic/Cartoon: Dustin
Viewable Date: 2017-01-01 Pub. Date: 2017-01-01
Image Number: 152169
Caption: It's weird … A lot of people say they get depressed during the holiday season. But I always feel blue afterward … On January first -- because the celebrating has come to an end. Thanksgiving, Christmas and New Year's Eve are over … And all the feasting, gift-giving and excess are just memories. Don't be sad, son. You know, for me the depression sets in after the holidays are over, too ... Really? You bet. Sometime between weighing myself on the bathroom scale and the arrival of our credit card bill.
10. Cartoonist John Hambrock  The Brilliant Mind of Edison Lee 2016-12-19 weight gain 
Cartoonist(s): John Hambrock
Comic/Cartoon: The Brilliant Mind of Edison Lee
Viewable Date: 2016-12-19 Pub. Date: 2016-12-19
Image Number: 152236
Caption: Are you one of Santa's elves? Huh? Shoe Barn. Are you affiliated with the Santa Corporation or any of its subsidiaries? I'm retired. I knew it!! Mommy, look! When Santa's elves retire they blow up like cantaloupes.
11. Cartoonist Brian Walker Greg Walker Mort Walker  Beetle Bailey 2016-12-04 weight gain 
Cartoonist(s): Brian Walker Greg Walker Mort Walker
Comic/Cartoon: Beetle Bailey
Viewable Date: 2016-12-04 Pub. Date: 2016-12-04
Image Number: 151088
Caption: I thought you were on a diet. Not this time of the year. This is my holiday season! Christmas is coming soon, So? I have to gain a lot of weight in a short time. Think about it! The kids in the hospital don't want a Santa with a pillow stomach! Are you growing a beard, too?
12. Cartoonist Steve Kelley Jeff Parker  Dustin 2016-12-01 weight gain 
Cartoonist(s): Steve Kelley Jeff Parker
Comic/Cartoon: Dustin
Viewable Date: 2016-12-01 Pub. Date: 2016-12-01
Image Number: 151368
Caption: Interesting … this says the average person over fifty gains half a pound every year. Is that just a friendly reminder? I mean, it's just a little paunch, right? More like a little pooch. Why a pooch? Because it seems to be growing in dog years …
13. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2016-11-27 weight gain 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2016-11-27 Pub. Date: 2016-11-27
Image Number: 150904
Caption: I want you back. I'm nothing without you. I'm miserable, baby. I can't work. I can't sleep. I've been binge eating. I've been so depressed, I haven't brushed my teeth in months. I've put on eighty pounds. I got three cavities. I've developed sleep apnea. My foot tingles all the time, so I may have caught the diabetes. My life is horrible, just horrible! Yes. Yes, that is my best pitch. That's how horrible my life has become without you!
14. Cartoonist Steve Kelley Jeff Parker  Dustin 2016-11-25 weight gain 
Cartoonist(s): Steve Kelley Jeff Parker
Comic/Cartoon: Dustin
Viewable Date: 2016-11-25 Pub. Date: 2016-11-25
Image Number: 151102
Caption: So I've gained a few pounds. Why do you have to be so stubborn and unyielding? Ed, I have no idea what -- Oh, sorry, honey. I was talking to my pants.
15. Cartoonist Steve Kelley Jeff Parker  Dustin 2016-10-26 weight gain 
Cartoonist(s): Steve Kelley Jeff Parker
Comic/Cartoon: Dustin
Viewable Date: 2016-10-26 Pub. Date: 2016-10-26
Image Number: 149976
Caption: One piece of candy won't hurt you, sweetheart. I've seen this movie before … It starts with a pile of fun-size candy wrappers, barrels through Thanksgiving and Christmas … and ends after New Year's with me making diet resolutions in fat pants. So you're not going to eat that?
16. Cartoonist John Hambrock  The Brilliant Mind of Edison Lee 2016-10-15 weight gain 
Cartoonist(s): John Hambrock
Comic/Cartoon: The Brilliant Mind of Edison Lee
Viewable Date: 2016-10-15 Pub. Date: 2016-10-15
Image Number: 149452
Caption: Looks like you grew an inch this month. Awesome! Looks like you grew an inch this month. Cripes.
17. Cartoonist Joel Pett  Joel Pett's Editorial Cartoons 2016-10-05 weight gain 
Cartoonist(s): Joel Pett
Comic/Cartoon: Joel Pett's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2016-10-05 Pub. Date: 2016-10-05
Image Number: 149542
Caption: Mis Ogyny. Pig!
18. Cartoonist Chip Bok  Chip Bok's Editorial Cartoons 2016-10-04 weight gain 
Cartoonist(s): Chip Bok
Comic/Cartoon: Chip Bok's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2016-10-04 Pub. Date: 2016-10-04
Image Number: 149539
Caption: Income tax. The bimbo eruption. Miss Piggy. Trolling.
19. Cartoonist Matt Wuerker  Matt Wuerker's Editorial Cartoons 2016-10-03 weight gain 
Cartoonist(s): Matt Wuerker
Comic/Cartoon: Matt Wuerker's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2016-10-03 Pub. Date: 2016-10-03
Image Number: 149483
Caption: Meanwhile, back in the locker room at Trump Tower … Fat pig! Christie. Bannon. Ailes. Newt. Miss Universe. Cheese Burger Weekly.
20. Cartoonist Nick Anderson  Nick Anderson's Editorial Cartoons 2016-10-02 weight gain 
Cartoonist(s): Nick Anderson
Comic/Cartoon: Nick Anderson's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2016-10-02 Pub. Date: 2016-10-02
Image Number: 149467
Caption: Truth. Just another ugly, overweight woman …
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