We've been married forty-one years today … You took my youth. You took my looks. You took my joy. You took the best years of my life. She took my tv remote. How many cooking shows can one man watch??!!
Mike du Jour
Today's our anniversary. Congratulations. How many years? Forty-one. That's a long time. You should be proud. You're right … Bring Fatty Arbuckle here a bowl of fruit, dry toast and a big glass of Metamucil. - I should be.