That personal ad I wrote for my human is getting some odd responsesâ€¦. Online personals I'm the 1 4 U! I drive a 4x4, make 50K & am 6'2"", 220! Did you say string? Woo! Tie me up, baby! What's this "opposable thumbs" stuff? Call me..Hey this one looks pretty good... Scotland - Gentle loving human. Good lap. Feeds the cat regularly and is home a lot. This one looks good! Och, nooo! It's in the states!
Our human's sad 'cause she doesn't have a mate. When we cats want a mate, we just howl outside a window â€¦ REOOWâ€¦ But for her, I'll have to use the traditional human method. Online Personals. Warm lap F human seeks M mate. Good petter, reliable provider, opposable thumbs, excellent w/ string.