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| Cartoonist(s): |
Jim Borgman Jerry Scott |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Zits |
| Viewable Date: |
2018-04-17 |
Pub. Date: |
2018-04-17 |
| Image Number: |
170351 |
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So, how long has dad been in Nicaragua? Guatemala. A little over a week. You seriously didn't know that he was gone? Well, it did seem strange that we hadn't talked in a while. At least you noticed that. I just assumed that I hadn't done anything yell-worthy lately. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Jim Borgman Jerry Scott |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Zits |
| Viewable Date: |
2018-04-16 |
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2018-04-16 |
| Image Number: |
170350 |
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Where's dad? He's still in Guatemala. What? he's in Guatemala with "Orthodontists without Borders", remember? We discussed it in a family meeting in January! I may not have attended that one mentally. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Jim Borgman Jerry Scott |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Zits |
| Viewable Date: |
2018-03-25 |
Pub. Date: |
2018-03-25 |
| Image Number: |
169307 |
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Stargazing? Yeah. Have a seat, dad. When you were little we used to do this all the time. I still remember the names of the constellations you taught me. You know that I was just messing with you, right? I always thought "Orion's Fanny Pack" sounded sketchy.
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Jim Borgman Jerry Scott |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Zits |
| Viewable Date: |
2018-03-11 |
Pub. Date: |
2018-03-11 |
| Image Number: |
168785 |
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We told you so! Are your parents still giving you a hard time about losing your phone? What do you think?
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Jim Borgman Jerry Scott |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Zits |
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2018-03-09 |
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2018-03-09 |
| Image Number: |
169152 |
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I'm so frustrated! This last software update erased all of my settings, and they expect me to remember my username and password! Instagram is dead to me. We'll all miss the pictures of your salads.
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Jim Borgman Jerry Scott |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Zits |
| Viewable Date: |
2018-03-06 |
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2018-03-06 |
| Image Number: |
169149 |
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Hey mom, does dad have a cowboy hat? Yes, I think so. He bought one when we were taking square dancing lessons. Wait - you found a dance to match your personalities? Don't you have a hat to find?
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Jim Borgman Jerry Scott |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Zits |
| Viewable Date: |
2018-02-23 |
Pub. Date: |
2018-02-23 |
| Image Number: |
168555 |
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It's my weekend to take care of the school mascot. Where do we keep our way?
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Jim Borgman Jerry Scott |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Zits |
| Viewable Date: |
2018-02-18 |
Pub. Date: |
2018-02-18 |
| Image Number: |
168075 |
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Jeremy, can we talk? Sure. I need your undivided attention. Plip. Plip. Okay. Flip. Click. Go. So that's what it feels like. Make it snappy. The room is starting to spin. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Jim Borgman Jerry Scott |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Zits |
| Viewable Date: |
2018-02-16 |
Pub. Date: |
2018-02-16 |
| Image Number: |
168317 |
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Ohmygawd! Is this a wrinkle? Let me see. Hmm … I don't think so, but we should probably ask an expert. Hey, mom …
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Jim Borgman Jerry Scott |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Zits |
| Viewable Date: |
2018-02-08 |
Pub. Date: |
2018-02-08 |
| Image Number: |
168079 |
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Shhh. I'm giving your mom a foot rub. Gross. Is it, like a penance for something you did? No! We both just like it. Way grosser! |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Jim Borgman Jerry Scott |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Zits |
| Viewable Date: |
2018-02-03 |
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2018-02-03 |
| Image Number: |
167794 |
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We should build a greenhouse. We could repurpose that. We should compost those. Ever notice how we always means you and me? You're welcome!
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Jim Borgman Jerry Scott |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Zits |
| Viewable Date: |
2018-01-27 |
Pub. Date: |
2018-01-27 |
| Image Number: |
167515 |
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Can we get on with rehearsal now? Guitar solo face is rehearsal! I liked the fourth one.
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Jim Borgman Jerry Scott |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Zits |
| Viewable Date: |
2018-01-13 |
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2018-01-13 |
| Image Number: |
167022 |
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Jeremy, I'm sorry if we seemed overanxious about turning your room into a home gym. Let's just forget about remodeling until you leave for college. Okay. Does this mean I should wait to se the raccoon traps?
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Jim Borgman Jerry Scott |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Zits |
| Viewable Date: |
2018-01-11 |
Pub. Date: |
2018-01-11 |
| Image Number: |
167020 |
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So, what are you planning to do with my room? Man cave … exercise room … we're not sure yet. Wow. It's like you guys can't wait for me to leave for college. What?? No! The grin betrays you. What grin?
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Jim Borgman Jerry Scott |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Zits |
| Viewable Date: |
2018-01-10 |
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2018-01-10 |
| Image Number: |
167019 |
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Okay, okay … your mom and I are making plans for what we'll do with your room when you go to college. Oh. I always assumed it would be enshrined. Yeah, no.
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Jim Borgman Jerry Scott |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Zits |
| Viewable Date: |
2017-12-31 |
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2017-12-31 |
| Image Number: |
166162 |
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Thank you for driving us home, Jeremy. No worries. Happy to help. I forget how champagne affects me! You did the right thing calling me. At least let us buy you some gas for your trouble. Absolutely not … but for fifty bucks, this photo of you guys leaving the restaurant never gets posted to social media. And we thought Uber's surge pricing was high!
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Jim Borgman Jerry Scott |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Zits |
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2017-12-23 |
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2017-12-23 |
| Image Number: |
166168 |
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How was the snowboarding? A waste of time. We need to move to Colorado or Utah or someplace with mountains! If I'm going to freeze, I want to do it at dangerous speeds. I'll mention that to our realtor.
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Jim Borgman Jerry Scott |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Zits |
| Viewable Date: |
2017-12-22 |
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2017-12-22 |
| Image Number: |
166167 |
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You guys are going out in this weather? We're snowboarders, mom! We crave the icy wind in our faces while flying down a mountainside. Ohio mountainsides suck. Dude, I think we're going backwards.
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Jim Borgman Jerry Scott |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Zits |
| Viewable Date: |
2017-12-21 |
Pub. Date: |
2017-12-21 |
| Image Number: |
166166 |
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Mom, can Sara come here for Christmas dinner? Of course! Thanks. We know it's a day for families … and we're betting mine will be less annoying than hers. I'm touched.
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Jim Borgman Jerry Scott |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Zits |
| Viewable Date: |
2017-12-04 |
Pub. Date: |
2017-12-04 |
| Image Number: |
165628 |
| Caption: |
I'll shovel from my end, and you shovel from yours … and we'll meet … at your end. Was I supposed to start?
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