Hang on. I'll get him. There's a guy at the door asking for you. He's wearing black from head to toe, and he's carrying a long, sharp, pointy thing. The Angel of Death is at my door?!! This is the way it ends? Not with a bang … but with a whimper. There's so much I never got to do! I never climbed K-2! I never ran with the bulls! I never made love under a waterfall! I never played Augusta! I never saw the Taj Mahal! Hi, I'm with the local community theater and we're putting on a performance of "The Legend of Zorro" this weekend. Tickets are ten dollars each. Playbill. What're you doing? Googling "waterfalls" and "dating services."