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1. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2017-04-24 warn 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2017-04-24 Pub. Date: 2017-04-24
Image Number: 157516
Caption: Deficit Memories. 2001: Wall Street questions the wisdom of the Bush tax cuts. I'm afraid enormous tax breaks for the wealthy might very well threaten America's solvency in the future. NYSE. Think of the children! Phillip Phipps Market Analyst. 2003: Countless pundits warn about the financial costs of war. We can't possibly afford to invade Iraq without blowing up the deficit! Think of the children! Sunday Morning Spewfest. 2005: Small-government activists gather en masse to protest Bush's reckless spending. At least Clinton could balance a checkbook! think of the children! 2007: Democrats hold the debt ceiling hostage. We won't raise it until every poor child has health insurance! We're serious. Do you think this cartoon needs a sarcasm disclaimer? Sarcasm? What sarcasm?
     
2. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2016-12-12 warn 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2016-12-12 Pub. Date: 2016-12-12
Image Number: 152284
Caption: A Year to Fear. Sometime in the '90s … Beware of 2016. Hark! I am here to warn you about the future! Oasis. Alt. Weekly. Weezer. Russia is going to manipulate our election, but half the country won't care! Russia? The new president will appoint the CEO of Exxon as Secretary of State! After the Valdez? He will also destroy Social Security and kick million off of health insurance! But I don't have health insurance. Oh, right. So ... who is this president? It is the man who just bought the Miss Universe Pageant. Donald Trump?! Didn't he go bankrupt? Heed my words! Was that for real? I think I've been watching too much X-Files.
     
3. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2016-08-29 warn 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2016-08-29 Pub. Date: 2016-08-29
Image Number: 148111
Caption: The University of Chicago Guide to Free Speech. Some clarifications to our recent letter mandating "freedom of expression" on campus. Are you from a dominant social group saying "politically incorrect" things? That is speech. We'll protect it! Are you from a minority group protesting something said by the previous group? That was racist. ! Proceed with caution, you coddled millennial. Are you an invited speaker to whom we are paying a hefty fee, and also a war criminal/online harasser/extreme bigot/anti-science kook? We've got your back! Want to peacefully protest your university granting legitimacy to this person? Disinvite the bigot. Sorry, voicing that opinion is not speech. We are VERY, VERY concerned about "trigger warnings." (Shout out to right-wing donors!) Yeah! But, no need to mention the problem of campus sexual assault. Are you an LGBT student looking for a place where you don't have to worry about being harassed? Sorry, no "safe spaces," you wimps! Wait, we have those already? Oops.
     
4. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2014-06-23 warn 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2014-06-24 Pub. Date: 2014-06-23
Image Number: 113066
Caption: Iraq: Now and Zen. Welcome to Punditspew. I'm here with Iraq war architect and recent convert to Zen Buddhism, Bolt Perkins. Good evening, Bolt. Iraq kablooie! Namaste. Now that Iraq is falling apart, do you regret starting the war in the first place? Ah, my child, but the past does not exist - only the present. And what I see at this moment is a bloodbath in Iraq and Obama in the White House. Yes, but many people warned of civil war - Please, you must empty your mind of thought. Only then will you see clearly that I am still to be taken seriously. All right. So if a puppet government falls in the desert and the whole world is around to witness it, does it make a sound? Yes, it goes: O ... baa ... maa ... O ... baaa ... maaa ...
     
5. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2014-03-24 warn 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2014-03-25 Pub. Date: 2014-03-24
Image Number: 109383
Caption: Obama's Surgeon General pick is in jeopardy because the NRA objects to his support of basic gun safety measures. Guns don't kill people - safety laws do! All future nominees must pass an interview with the NRA. The LACK of guns in America is a public health crisis. Not enough conviction. Next! As Surgeon General, I'd develop a Gun Guide Pyramid and set a recommended daily allowance of ammo. Good, good. Make me Surgeon General or I'll shoot you. I think we have a winner.
     
6. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2013-08-05 warn 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2013-08-05 Pub. Date: 2013-08-05
Image Number: 100205
Caption: Handy Comparison Chart: Fed Chair Edition. Janet Yellen vs. Larry Summers. Most qualified candidate who happens to be a woman. Most old boy-networked candidate who is not a woman, of course. Currently second-in-command at fed. Currently commands consulting fees from Citigroup. Unclear how tough she'd be on big banks. Supported banking deregulation that led to global financial meltdown. Made prescient statements before economic collapse. Mocked academic who warned of economic collapse. Known to be collegial. Famously arrogant and tone-def. Would be the choice of the Obama of hope and change. Would be the choice of the Obama of business as usual.
     
7. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2013-05-19 warn 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2013-05-21 Pub. Date: 2013-05-19
Image Number: 97286
Caption: GAP'S REPUTATION COLLAPSE. Even after the recent garment factory collapse that killed 1,127 in Bangladesh, THE GAP - along with WALMART - refuses to sign a legally-binding agreement to improve safety conditions in the country. Cracks in the retailer's facade began to appear when making excuses about why it couldn't sign an enforceable measure. The U.S. is quite litigious. Heh-heh. KRRK! GAP. If warning signs are ignored, the brand could collapse, killing over 3,000 stores, including several hundred GAP KIDS and BABYGAPS. Ethical GAPS will remain open! The Ethical GAP. Sale! Death Polos. Steel-plated summer hats. Protection from sun, falling beams. As a Bangladeshi garment worker, what do you think of all this? I guess GAP just wants us to continue living in a BANANA REPUBLIC! Well, they DO own that.
     
8. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2012-08-27 warn 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2012-08-28 Pub. Date: 2012-08-27
Image Number: 86901
Caption: A court has ruled that graphic warning labels on cigarettes violate corporate free speech. Tobacco smoke can harm your children. Llama. Because a deadly product marketed by multinationals is just like a citizen petitioning the government. Yes, we must protect cigarettes' freedom of expression, lest we wind up like Russia. All-tobacco punk band "nicotine riot" jailed for protest. The struggle for cigarette liberties dates back to the founding butts! Minuteman Lights. Give me the ability to kill people or give me death! Australia and Britain may allow the graphic warnings, but as a judge Janice Rogers Brown
     
9. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2012-06-01 warn 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2012-06-01 Pub. Date: 2012-06-01
Image Number: 86649
Caption: Slowpoke. The O'Reilly Method. Bill O'Reilly had this to say about law student Sandra Fluke, who testified before Congress about her friend needing birth control for ovarian cysts. So let me get this straight, Ms. Fluke You want me to give you my hard earned money so you can have sex. Since O'Reilly is so concerned about paying for birth control, we at Slowpoke helpfully offer a cheaper alternative. For just $9.95, you can own an audio-recording of O'Reilly's sexual advances, as found in the harassment lawsuit filed against him by a female employee.* O'Reilly's Juiciest Phone Sex Bits. As ready by Henry Kissinger. Works faster than a cold shower ... Almost instantly! I Vonce received a message Een a cabana een Bali, and ze little brown voman vas amazed at ze size of my penis. You should buy a vibrator and name eet. I can show you how to use eet. Who needs an aspirin between the knees when you have this? ... Den I vould take ze other hand vith ze falafel thing and I'd put it on your ... AAGH! That does it! I'm never shtupping again! WARNING: Money saved on contraception may be offset by money spent on therapy. * www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/o reilly.
     
10. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2011-05-21 warn 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2011-05-21 Pub. Date: 2011-05-21
Image Number: 89279
Caption: Slowpoke. Deficit Memories. 2001: Wall Street questions the wisdom of the Bush tax cuts. I'm afraid enormous tax breaks for the wealthy might very well threaten America's solvency in the future. NYSE. Think of the children! Phillip Phipps. Market analyst. 2003: Countless pundits warn about the financial costs of war. We can't possibly afford to invade Iraq without blowing up the deficit! Think of the children! Sunday morning spewfest. 2005: Small government activists gather en masse to protest Bush's reckless spending. At least Clinton could balance a checkbook! Think of the children! 2007: Democrats hold the debt ceiling hostage. We won't raise it until every poor child has health insurance. We're serious. Do you think this cartoon needs a sarcasm disclaimer? Sarcasm? What sarcasm?
     
11. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2011-01-01 warn 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2011-01-01 Pub. Date: 2011-01-01
Image Number: 86645
Caption: Slowpoke. GOP Presidential hopeful Ron Paul recently offered his idea for helping those without health insurance. Neighbors and friends and churches will do it for us! Yes, there's nothing a church bake sale can't fix! Our Lady of Infinite Confection Church of God. "The Lord works in delectable ways." Why do we need a national health care plan when our neighbors can simply pitch in? I came to this city for my job, and then got laid off. Now my community is the cast of "Boardwalk Empire." I wonder if they'll chip in for my surgery. It's life as it should be: Survival of those with the most Facebook friends! Hey everyone, please contribute to my new Kickstarter project, "Dave's bone marrow transplant." If you cough up $1000 for my hip replacement! WARNING: May lead to mutually-assured destitution.
     
12. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2010-01-01 warn 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2010-01-01 Pub. Date: 2010-01-01
Image Number: 86601
Caption: Slowpoke. The FDA recently unveiled new graphic warning labels for cigarettes. But why stop there? Here are a few more deserving products. LLAMA. John Boehner. WARNING: Staring too long at my fluorescent orange skin may sear your retinas. Frozen Entrees. Kinda Italian. Microwaveable Insta-pasta. Serving Suggestion. WARNING:. WARNING: May cause you to wonder why you couldn't even muster the effort to boil noodles, leading to existential despair. Contemporary Indie Rock. The Quiet Little Baby Foxes. Songs To Wear Sweaters To. WARNING:. WARNING: May cause loss of verve, inability to "get down." Any bill extending the Bush tax cuts for top incomes. House Bill 1142. The Dumbest Generation. Thanks a lot, A-holes. WARNING:. WARNING: may cause descendants to wrote books belittling you.
     
13. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2009-12-28 warn 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2009-12-28 Pub. Date: 2009-12-28
Image Number: 90480
Caption: Slowpoke. Decade of Doom. Sometime in 1999. Oh yeah, you should totally see "The Blair Witch Project." Oasis. Hark! I am here to warn you about the future! The World Trade Center will soon be destroyed by airplanes. The '00s are coming! Endless war will ensue and the economy will collapse! Circuit City and Linens-N-Things stores will no longer exist! A beauty queen from Alaska will come close to running the world! People will spend their days doing something called Tweeting! The '00s are coming! But we WILL elect a black President ... Who is that guy? Just some whackjob! Oasis.
     
14. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2009-07-06 warn 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2009-07-06 Pub. Date: 2009-07-06
Image Number: 90700
Caption: Slowpoke. Automakers have huge inventories that aren't selling. What to do with all the cars nobody wants? Unmanned Escalade drones! Somewhere in Afghanistan. NOW what? Dump 'em on Cheney's ranch. Make one giant SUV, shoot it into space as a warning to aliens. Don't be stupid like us. - Earth. Melt 'em down, turn 'em into better cars! 85 MPG made from 100% recycled Hummers.
     
15. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2009-06-15 warn 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2009-06-15 Pub. Date: 2009-06-15
Image Number: 90698
Caption: Slowpoke. Ranger Drooly here! Now that loaded, concealed weapons will be allowed in national parks, you'll need to prepare for vacation And battle! Check out the latest gear for The Commando Camper. The Bradley Fighting Tent. Doosh! Surrounded by rifle-wielding yahoos strung out on crystal meth? care them off easily with this lightweight assault dome. Sleeps four. Killer Weenies. From the makers of Napalm s'mores, these hot dogs squirt flesh-dissolving acid! Is that a bear or a fellow camper? Better safe than sorry! Zing! Warning: Do not eat killer weenie. Exploding Decoy Children. 1. An animatronic decoy child filled with TNT is the last thing the bad guys will ever expect! 2. BOOM! Available in 12 ethnicities! Get in the spirit with Death Metal Campfire Songs. Bodies are bursting apart volcanic eruption of guts exploding cadavers bring forth a bloodbath to torment all life.* *Actual lyrics by Cannibal Corpse. "Because it's not a family vacation - it's war."
     
16. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2005-01-01 warn 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2005-01-01 Pub. Date: 2005-01-01
Image Number: 92669
Caption: Slowpoke. What's In a Name? Warning: There's a trendy new baby name out there. Meet Cash, our new bundle o joy! He was just minted last Monday. NRT? (True!) Could other upwardly mobile names be far behind? Bling! Time to go! Nasdaq! Mommy's here! Come, Success! ... Or corporate sponsorship? Tostito just loves his salsa stroller! Tostitos Chunky. Looks like a chip off the old block! Ha! Ha! Lipitor 40 mg. Before long ... Bob?! Who would name their kid Bob?! What a freak! Hi! I'm Cubicle. Hi! I'm iPod. Hi! I'm Tofurkey. Hi! I'm Teflon. Hi! I'm Bob.
     
17. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2004-01-01 warn 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2004-01-01 Pub. Date: 2004-01-01
Image Number: 92658
Caption: Slowpoke. The Oval Office. Sigh. Look at all this bad news. At this rate, I'll lose the election. AWOL. NO WMDS IN IRAQ. JOBLESS RECOVERY. KERRY LEADS BUSH IN POLLS. How can I make all this frowny-talk go away? Excuse me, Mr. President - It sounds like you need GAY-BAN TM! Guaranteed to make that political dirt disappear! Gay-Ban? How does it work? Just spray it at your next press conference - you'll see! GAY-BAN. Warning: Toxic Ideology. Shortly ... Mr. President! Can you explain why you did community service in 1972? Mr. President! What's your plan now that you've retracted your prediction of 2.6 million new jobs? Gay Ban, do your thing! PSHHT! Koff! And so ... You were right! Gay-Ban works like a charm! Nation Divided Over Gay Marriage. Election to Hinge on Gay Issue. Culture War. Constitution to Change. But of course! It's from the makes of Race-Bait TM!
     
18. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2004-01-01 warn 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2004-01-01 Pub. Date: 2004-01-01
Image Number: 92663
Caption: Slowpoke. August 2001 - after receiving a warning about Al Qaeda's plans to attack the U.S., the President sprang into action with a series of preventive measures. Take THAT, Osama! Thwak! The Golf Ball Defense Shield. The President immediately set out to protect the Ridgewood Country Club in Waco, Texas by creating a zone of flying golf balls which could brain dangerous interlopers. Aggressive Brush-Clearing. By getting tough with the brush on his Crawford ranch, the President struck fear into the hearts of terrorists. Are you watching, evildoers? This COULD be your nappy beards! Rrrr. WHACK! Crackdown on Armadillos. The President deployed his Scottish terrier Barney to chase armadillos which, according to the White House, may have been Al Qaeda operatives. These armadillos hate freedom. Yap! And lastly, the ... Strategic Ass-Sitting Program. Yawn! I think it's time for operation Enduring Naptime.
     
19. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2002-01-01 warn 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2002-01-01 Pub. Date: 2002-01-01
Image Number: 92650
Caption: Slowpoke. Drooly Julie's Culture Corner. Ah, yes! It's that time of year again when a young woman's fancy turns to male undergrads' tawny, muscled thighs covered with a light dusting of man-fur! (Sigh) It puts me in such a poetic mood! 'Sup, bro? Abercrumbie Lacrosse. O college boy, thine leg hair is like a meadow of wild grasses through which I would cavort nakedly, leaving heart-shaped crop circles. Huwh? Are you, like, an English major? Actually, I have my PH.D. in hanky-pankypology. Old Gravy XL Athletics. Aye, behold the sturdy young scholar, with legs like golden Corinthian pillars! Would that I could snip some of your calf fuzz and weave it with others' into a giant tapestry. 'Twould be my homage to man's glorious ursine pelt! Momma warned me about girls like this! Gapp Tennis. Hey, what about me? I'm a cyclist, so I shave my legs. Ah, the sinewy, glabrous legs of bikers! Spandex swaddled, spring-loaded pistons ready for action! You can ride the Tour de Drooly anytime! Move over Bukowski!
     
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