Those moments when … you wipe bread crumbs off your screen and end up involuntarily clicking on an ad that takes you to a website which sends cookies to your tablet which then records false information about your shopping history. Why am I getting pop-ups for the "Boyfriend Arm Pillow"? No, I do not want a baseball bat pepper grinder.
Oh, Monica, I want to be the father of your children! Have we had the birds & bees talk with Monica yet? Are you serious? At her age I'm sure she knows. Let us mix our hormones inside this test tube ad stick it in the microwave! Oh, boy!