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1. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2017-08-04 useless 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2017-08-04 Pub. Date: 2017-08-04
Image Number: 161034
Caption: Why you always readin' that newspaper, Big L? Because I want to know what's happening in the world. Why? A man only has so much room in his head; why fill it up with stuff that ain't got spit to do with you? You ever seen a hamster worryin' about global warming? No, he just want his pine nuts. Hamsters don't eat "pine nuts," Clyde. See? Why you even know that? You ain't never had no hamster.
     
2. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2016-05-24 useless 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2016-05-24 Pub. Date: 2016-05-24
Image Number: 143638
Caption: I don't know why fools be keepin' useless junk from long ago. What the point of that is? How often you gonna open that box in your garage to look at the apple you finger-painted when you was four? They ain't no future generations gonna enshrine your third-grade diary in the Smithsonian. Ain't nobody gonna care 'bout no package Amazon delivered to your doorstep last week. I said give me back my package!
     
3. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2015-04-11 useless 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2015-04-11 Pub. Date: 2015-04-11
Image Number: 125203
Caption: Why you always readin' that newspaper, Big L? Because I want to know what's happening in the world. Why? A man only has so much room in his head; why fill it up with stuff that ain't got spit to do with you? You ever seen a hamster worryin' about global warming? No, he just want his pine nuts. Hamsters don't eat "pine nuts", Clyde. See? Why you even know that? You ain't never had no hamster.
     
4. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2014-08-13 useless 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2014-08-13 Pub. Date: 2014-08-13
Image Number: 114927
Caption: How 'bout those Candorville Cougars? Yeh, it is hot out. What? I said "How 'bout those Cougars … " Y'know … football, not the weather. What difference it make? Stranger-small-talk be interchangeable, bruh. It never mean nothin' no-way. (sigh) … Last time I try to be nice to a stranger! "Workin' hard or hardly workin'" to you too.
     
5. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2013-07-20 useless 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2013-07-20 Pub. Date: 2013-07-20
Image Number: 99245
Caption: I think you're only scratching the surface. Dr. Noodle. You're not stressed about being broke. You're stressed because you fear what that says about you. M.A. You fear it means you're irresponsible. Worthless. A useless mole on the booty of mankind. Hey, I told you I'll pay you next Tuesday. Get off my case. You're defensive. That's a sign of a deeper fear ...
     
6. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2012-08-09 useless 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2012-08-09 Pub. Date: 2012-08-09
Image Number: 85362
Caption: Every parent goes through this, Lemont. When a child surpasses the parent at math, that parent feels obsolete. Dumb. Useless. Pathetic. Old. Fraudulent. Disgraceful. I was gonna say I felt proud of my kid. Oh. Never mind, then. M.A.
     
7. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2011-11-12 useless 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2011-11-12 Pub. Date: 2011-11-12
Image Number: 72739
Caption: Kim Kardashian still getting divorced? Don't ask me that. I don't want to waste one second of my life talking about useless reality tv celebrities. That was ten seconds. Shut up. "I don't know" woulda taken one second.
     
8. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2010-10-03 useless 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2010-10-03 Pub. Date: 2010-10-03
Image Number: 52457
Caption: So, what brings you to therapy? I'm arrogant. They all tell me so … my sister, my associates and other losers. I don’t want to answer any useless therapist questions. I just want to know one thing … Will the losers think I'm less arrogant if I travel to the third world and adopt a famine-baby? Because if not, I'd rather not waste my time. That's disgusting. You're right. Why should I care what losers think.
     
9. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2010-04-10 useless 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2010-04-10 Pub. Date: 2010-04-10
Image Number: 45963
Caption: Dear boss, you've reached the home of Lemont Brown. I can't come to the phone right now because I'm enthusiastically performing whatever useless busy-work you gave me to do. Leave a message and I'll get back to you as soon as I stop banging my head against the wall. Beep.
     
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