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1. Cartoonist Jeff Danziger  Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons 2017-08-24 use 
Cartoonist(s): Jeff Danziger
Comic/Cartoon: Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2017-08-24 Pub. Date: 2017-08-24
Image Number: 162077
Caption: History Doesn't Repeat Itself, But It Rhymes.* Historic marker. Underground Railroad. Slaves from the south used this route fleeing to Canada. Later … undocumented workers used this route fleeing to Canada. *Attributed to Mark Twain.
     
2. Cartoonist Jeff Danziger  Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons 2017-06-29 use 
Cartoonist(s): Jeff Danziger
Comic/Cartoon: Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2017-06-29 Pub. Date: 2017-06-29
Image Number: 159971
Caption: Mr. McConnell Goes on 4th of July Break. Naturally, while on break I'll be thinking about ways of moving the health care bill forward … I'll be using my skills as a legislator and mater of the Senate rules. I'll be trying to get the best health care plan for the American people and so on. Hmmm ... Dark in here.
     
3. Cartoonist Jeff Danziger  Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons 2017-05-08 use 
Cartoonist(s): Jeff Danziger
Comic/Cartoon: Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2017-05-08 Pub. Date: 2017-05-08
Image Number: 157992
Caption: Russian Attempt to Hack French Elections Fails. What went wrong? We used the same hacking tricks!! They worked on the Americans!! What? Comrade Putin says return to Moscow immediately? Gulp! Gulp!
     
4. Cartoonist Jeff Danziger  Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons 2017-04-30 use 
Cartoonist(s): Jeff Danziger
Comic/Cartoon: Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2017-04-30 Pub. Date: 2017-04-30
Image Number: 157723
Caption: Ivanka Clothes Being Rebranded by Chinese Manufacturer. Now, ladies, we can't use my name anymore, so we* are all going to have to work harder. *actually you … Mao says: Serve the rich people.
     
5. Cartoonist Jeff Danziger  Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons 2017-04-18 use 
Cartoonist(s): Jeff Danziger
Comic/Cartoon: Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2017-04-18 Pub. Date: 2017-04-18
Image Number: 157244
Caption: Mike Pence Visits the Korean Border. Wow! Mr. Vice President! That is the meanest expression of defiance I have ever seen used on an enemy! Leadership and raw courage! If Kim Jong Un sees that, he'll be thinking twice! What's that? He has seen it? He's ready to negotiate? He chokes on his kimchi? Pence.
     
6. Cartoonist Jeff Danziger  Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons 2017-04-13 use 
Cartoonist(s): Jeff Danziger
Comic/Cartoon: Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2017-04-13 Pub. Date: 2017-04-13
Image Number: 157172
Caption: NATO No Longer Obsolete. Obsolete? This fine vehicle? Who told you that? Some cheap politician? Don's Used Cars. Hey! Your credit stinks? So does mine. Cream puff! Money talks, nobody walks. 1993 NATO. No longer obsolete. Amazing.
     
7. Cartoonist Jeff Danziger  Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons 2017-03-25 use 
Cartoonist(s): Jeff Danziger
Comic/Cartoon: Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2017-03-25 Pub. Date: 2017-03-25
Image Number: 156369
Caption: Form 1040. Department of the Treasury. Internal Revenue Service. U.S. Individual Income Tax Return. 2016. OMB No. 1545-0074. IRS Use only - Keep your greasy fingers off this space. For the year Jan. 1 - Dec. 31, 2016 (And thank God THAT's over!). 2016 ending. 20. See separate instructions. Your Name (Phonetic Spelling). Your Name Used on Dating Service (Attach Recent Photograph). Your Social Security Number. Your gang or mob name (Ex: Louise Pepperoniface, etc) Your Travel Name (Do Not Use Mohammed). Your Other Social Security Number. Address of Your House Before Foreclosure. Crappy apt. you moved to. Bass Ale! How about a cold one right now? (adv.) City, State or Exit from Jersey Turnpike (if you have foreign address, go there and wait for instructions.) Presidential Election Campaign. Checking Here Will Not Make a Damn Bit of Difference. You. Whatshername. Instructions: Drop Dead. Except for Canada, Canada still OK. Eh? Filing Status. Or Fling Status. (It is later than you think.) 1. Single (in the Republican sense of the word). 2. Married Filing Jointly (include all arguments). 3. Married Filing Separately (include sex of partner if you remember). 4. Head of Household (are you the person who sits with head in hands and wonders how you are going to feed all these mistakes, er dependents?) Enter names of dependents. Write small. 5. Qualifying widower. Enter golf handicap. Exemptions. See Publication EXX "Exemption to Exemptions to Exemptions". If more than four exemptions, or if some exemptions have four legs check here. 6a. Yourself. (That's right, you, stupid. If you are not yourself, who did you claim to be?). b. Spouse (or anyone who thinks they should be) (That's a funny word. "spouse") c. Dependents: 1 First name. Nom de plume or AKAs. Phonetic Social Security Number. Last known address? Does this dependent follow instructions? (See instructions). Boxes checked. No. of children who had live-in girlfriends/boyfriends. Had their divorced spouses living with you. You asked to leave but they had no place to go. Add numbers on lines above. (OK to use fingers). d. Total number of exemptions claimed (Round up to nearest 3/5's). Income. Attach forms here. Attach a couple of Andy J's while you're at it, to speed processing. Your ad here! Read by millions! Contact IRS Media. Helpful Hint. We are not going to give you any helpful hints. 7 Wages, salaries, tips, bottle deposits, bribes, free lunches, coins found in couch cushions. 8a Taxable interest. Attach Schedule B. If you don't understand, go to plan B. b. Tax-exempt interest. Much more interesting, isn't it? 9a Ordinary dividends. Nothing special, just Joe the Dividend. b Qualified dividends. Big Whoop. Trump's Rich Friends. 10. Taxable Refunds. Bank error in your favor. Pass GO, collect 200. 11. Alimony received (if that bum ever paid up). 12. Business Income or (loss). Use Schedule EZ come, EZ go. 13. Capital gain of (loss). Include your share of the national debt. 14. Other gains or (losses). Check box if you are just making stuff up. 15a. IRA distributions. b. Amount you had with Lehman. 16a. Pensions and annuities. b Amount with State of Illinois. 17. Rental real estate, royalties, partnerships (Use Schedule X to report missing partner). 18. Farm Income or (loss), Attach Schedule F (Do not include the funny farm). 19. Unemployment compensation (Amazing isn't it? You get taxed on this, too). 20a. Social Security benefits b. Taxable amount. 21. Other Income. (Bake sales, washing cars, baby-sitting, bingo games, don't hide anything). 22. This is your total income. Unless you are General Electric. If so write zero. Adjusted Gross Income. Remember you can file this form electronically, using your computer, and really mess things up. 23 Educator expenses (Spankings, noogies, butt-kicking). 24 Certain business expenses that you as a mere nobody have no business knowing about. Just keep moving. 25 Health savings account deduction. (May make you sick.) 26 Moving expenses. (See instructions). 27 Instruction tax. 28 Self-employment tax. 29 Self-enjoyment tax. 30 Penalty for early withdrawal (One-half of self-enjoyment tax). 31a Alimony paid. Rat out spouse's SSAN. 32 USSR tax (Useless Social Security Recipients). 33 Student loan interest (Do not include English majors). 34 Lack of interest in being a student. 35. Add up lines one to a million, divide by twice the total sum of your weight in Chinese running shoes. If greater than one-half of total something, go forth and multiply. 36. This is your adjusted gross income (Adjusted? We mean disgusted.) Now we can go to page two, tra-la. Last thought: Any money or thing of worth laying around? Better send it in. Just in case. Hey, you never know. Cat. No. 11320B. Form 1040 (2016).
     
8. Cartoonist Jeff Danziger  Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons 2017-02-23 use 
Cartoonist(s): Jeff Danziger
Comic/Cartoon: Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2017-02-23 Pub. Date: 2017-02-23
Image Number: 154986
Caption: National Guard Troops May Be Used to Round Up Aliens. Never thought I'd be doing this in the guard … We're just following orders.
     
9. Cartoonist Jeff Danziger  Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons 2016-08-19 use 
Cartoonist(s): Jeff Danziger
Comic/Cartoon: Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2016-08-19 Pub. Date: 2016-08-19
Image Number: 147651
Caption: Trump Brings In Roger Ailes and Kellyanne Conway. Ok, now I want you two to get going right away. Get this campaign back on track. Use your skills. Let's go, go, go! Right away, boss. So Kellyanne, you like older fat guys?
     
10. Cartoonist Jeff Danziger  Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons 2016-05-15 use 
Cartoonist(s): Jeff Danziger
Comic/Cartoon: Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2016-05-15 Pub. Date: 2016-05-15
Image Number: 143513
Caption: The Many Roles of Donald Trump. John Barron here interviewing Donald Trump. John, good to be here. Ask anything Is it true that you plan to use your businessman brilliance to save the country? The country is a disastuh. All caused by Mexicans and women. Brilliant! And who's this? Well, well, it's John Miller, a great publicist. John, meet John. John. So John, what about those rapists and ... Hah, forget about that. It's the Chinese who are ... The Chinese! Of course! The Chinese are a disastuh! I'll take it from here. Did anyone ever tell you you look a lot like. Abraham Lincoln? Yes. All the time. And who are you, sir? Obviously, I am a little Jewish accountant. Oy vey, etc.
     
11. Cartoonist Jeff Danziger  Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons 2016-04-13 use 
Cartoonist(s): Jeff Danziger
Comic/Cartoon: Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2016-04-13 Pub. Date: 2016-04-13
Image Number: 142041
Caption: Clinton Statistics Prove It's All Vermont's Fault. Most guns used in New York violent crimes come from Vermont Buzzle wuzzle I mean on a per capita basis and on a maple syrupita basis and on an old rusty pickup truckita bases and on a mangy old dogita basis ... and ... Clinton parsing hand book. Including definitions of "is".
     
12. Cartoonist Jeff Danziger  Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons 2016-04-02 use 
Cartoonist(s): Jeff Danziger
Comic/Cartoon: Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2016-04-02 Pub. Date: 2016-04-02
Image Number: 141670
Caption: A Native New Yorker, Mr. Sanders Uses the Old Neighborhood Techniques. Wall Street. Hillary. Bad. Brooklyn. Brighton Beach.
     
13. Cartoonist Jeff Danziger  Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons 2016-02-23 use 
Cartoonist(s): Jeff Danziger
Comic/Cartoon: Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2016-02-23 Pub. Date: 2016-02-23
Image Number: 139756
Caption: Word Reaches Your Cartoonist that Mitt Romney May be Thinking About Running. Real Men Use Higgins Ink. Make every penny a prisoner. TRMS. Dog on car! Dog on car! Dog on car! Milk. Eggs. Bread.
     
14. Cartoonist Jeff Danziger  Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons 2015-12-27 use 
Cartoonist(s): Jeff Danziger
Comic/Cartoon: Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2015-12-27 Pub. Date: 2015-12-27
Image Number: 137269
Caption: Mr. Murdoch Finda a Use for Mr. Adelson. Look! It's Sheldon Adelson. He's so disgusting he makes me look good.
     
15. Cartoonist Jeff Danziger  Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons 2015-10-05 use 
Cartoonist(s): Jeff Danziger
Comic/Cartoon: Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2015-10-05 Pub. Date: 2015-10-05
Image Number: 133616
Caption: Jeb Campaign Thinking of Using His Brother to Prove that Jeb is the Smarter Bush. Go ahead, George, say something Jeb? W.
     
16. Cartoonist Jeff Danziger  Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons 2015-07-14 use 
Cartoonist(s): Jeff Danziger
Comic/Cartoon: Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2015-07-14 Pub. Date: 2015-07-14
Image Number: 129865
Caption: The Ghost Walks. So my campaign will use your great term, The Silent Generation! And we'll appeal to voters who responded to your great appeal, who will remember the great days of your administration. This gonna be great and huge Good god Haven't I suffered enough? Trump 2016.
     
17. Cartoonist Jeff Danziger  Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons 2015-06-24 use 
Cartoonist(s): Jeff Danziger
Comic/Cartoon: Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2015-06-24 Pub. Date: 2015-06-24
Image Number: 129240
Caption: The Suth. Ah figger if the president kin use the N-word, ah kin too. Yew got a future in Suthen politics, bubba. Suth Clina.
     
18. Cartoonist Jeff Danziger  Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons 2015-06-22 use 
Cartoonist(s): Jeff Danziger
Comic/Cartoon: Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2015-06-22 Pub. Date: 2015-06-22
Image Number: 128854
Caption: 1984 Macintosh Ad (updated). Taylor Swift. Technical Note. Apple CEO Tim Cook made to look like dictatorial, power-mad character in 1984 Macintosh Ad using Photoshop on my Apple Mac Pro. Thank you. Hi I'm Tim Cook.
     
19. Cartoonist Jeff Danziger  Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons 2015-04-30 use 
Cartoonist(s): Jeff Danziger
Comic/Cartoon: Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2015-04-30 Pub. Date: 2015-04-30
Image Number: 126772
Caption: Boehner's House Kills Credit Protection for Armed Service Members. Well, sure, we allow sleazy loan sharks to lie, cheat and steal from you, but we feel that's good training for when you have to deal with an enemy. And by the way, thank you for your service. Boehner Motors. E-Z Credit for Service Members. Low Monthly Payments (Forever). Cream puff.
     
20. Cartoonist Jeff Danziger  Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons 2015-03-10 use 
Cartoonist(s): Jeff Danziger
Comic/Cartoon: Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2015-03-10 Pub. Date: 2015-03-10
Image Number: 124188
Caption: Remember When Politics Used to Stop at the Water's Edge? Tome Cotton Doesn't Follow me! Senate GOP.
     
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