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Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons

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1. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2015-11-30 track 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2015-11-30 Pub. Date: 2015-11-30
Image Number: 136086
Caption: America reacts to the Planned Parenthood attack. We must call this threat what it is: Radical Christianity. And really, all Christians are suspect. As president, I will monitor white men and shut down their houses of worship if necessary. Note I am already wearing a tracking collar. Bip. Elect Klump 2016. Tracking collars are a step in the right direction, but I don't think white Christian men should be eligible to run for president at all. We can't take the risk! Sorry, we've closed our borders to Caucasian males. State line. Y'all can go shoot up some other place!
     
2. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2015-06-08 track 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2015-06-08 Pub. Date: 2015-06-08
Image Number: 128216
Caption: Fast track to oligarchy. Why is Obama supporting a corporate giveaway posing as a trade deal? I'm sorry, this secret tribunal finds your nation's laws in contempt of profit! Maybe the old Obama has been traded for a new one? To quote MLK, the arc of the moral universe is long ... Old ... But it bend toward higher drug prices in the developing world. Or he wants his legacy to be complex! Much like the human spirit, my presidency is rife with paradox. Or the issue has already been decided by secret tribunal. I must support the Trans-Pacific partnership. No, really. I must.
     
3. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2015-03-16 track 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2015-03-16 Pub. Date: 2015-03-16
Image Number: 124499
Caption: Do you find the internet too limited in trolling opportunities? Degrader. The wearable insult watch. Totally anonymous! Shut up. @#$%! Comes with tools for enhanced online abuse! Before you'd run out of ways to say you were going to rape someone. Thanks to Degrader, I've upped my game! Make violent threats on the street with out new ventriloquism feature! Suck my #$%! Watch out, homos! Track stats on your targets! Burst into tears: 52. Sought therapy: 8. Committed suicide: 2. Now with $143 million in new investment capital! Degrader: It's not about super-empowering bullies - it's democratizing the internet! Wink!
     
4. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2013-06-17 track 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2013-06-17 Pub. Date: 2013-06-17
Image Number: 98368
Caption: Surveillance Bait. National Security Agency. "We see what you did there." We understand people are angry about our data collection methods. So we're changing the way we do things. Privacy now! Introducing a new company: SPOOKLE. Spookle. Offering everything from a search engine to a lightning fast browser! Upload your adorable cat videos - or calls for a holy war - to SNOOPTUBE! SnoopTube. Sign up for a free spookmail account! Snooptube, that sounds sketch - hey, check out this video of a rapping penguin! Yeah, I don't trust them not to - wow, this browser is really fast! It at first you don't succeed, spy spy again!
     
5. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2013-04-21 track 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2013-04-22 Pub. Date: 2013-04-21
Image Number: 96247
Caption: A Well-Funded Militia. Another legislative massacre! The Herald-Spitoon. Senate killed gun safety measure. Bill dies despite overwhelming public support. Many irate citizens begin demanding background checks for those trying to purchase a congressman. It's time we stopped elected officials from falling into the wrong hands! The background checks would close the "Fundraising Show" loophole, in which dangerous politicians are openly sold. I'll take an assault senator! Lobbyists vow a nasty fight. Once you start tracking who owns what government stooge, it's a slippery slope to having our government stooges taken away!
     
6. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2013-02-04 track 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2013-02-05 Pub. Date: 2013-02-04
Image Number: 93238
Caption: Licensed to Share. Facebook and its photo-sharing app instagram have been asking some users for their driver's licenses in order to access their accounts. Impudent human with a pen name! You can ONLY be Archibald Schmuckfink! How much more intrusive can they get? Please upload two (2) dental x-rays, your baby footprints, a DNA sequence, and the contents of your diary. A forensics team will arrive at your home shortly. Please remain where you are. Instagram users will need to complete a survey to share photos. Do you like tacos? How many do you eat per week? Would you ever use an e-coupon to buy a taco? What do you think of Mexican people? Oh, you are Mexican. Actually, we knew that. Complaints about the new policies are dismissed by the company. With out many nostalgic photo filters, you can easily imagine a time before everything you did was tracked and sold to marketers!
     
7. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2011-12-27 track 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2011-12-27 Pub. Date: 2011-12-27
Image Number: 89010
Caption: Slowpoke. Makin' It with Mitt. Hi there! I'm Mitt Romney, and I'm a highly successful guy! You too can follow my inspiring, all-American path … if you don't listen to that Soviet-style cheese-rationer Obama! You see, Obama wants to redistribute wealth. That is absolutely not what we did at my leveraged-buyout firm! Bain Capital. Executives. Savings from laid-off workers. we hoovered wealth. Very different. Obama also wants to punish effort. Why, in the 13 years since I've retired from Bain and continued to collect tens of millions, it's taken a lot of effort to keep track of it all! Foom! Money button. Yes, Obama opposed a merit-based society. How dare he think my sons don't merit their $100 million trust.* *True!
     
8. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2009-02-16 track 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2009-02-16 Pub. Date: 2009-02-16
Image Number: 91005
Caption: Slowpoke. Seen At The Inauguration. My day began on a Democratic note, as our Metro train stopped short of the station and the conductor came through braking orders. Everybody out through the front of the car! It turned out a woman had fallen on the track. luckily, she wasn't badly hurt. We quickly found ourselves in the midst of a massive procession snaking it's way through the car-free (!) streets of DC. Me. The Inauguration Store. Obama. Obama. Obama. Obama. Obama. Obama. Obama. Obama. The scene on the mall - and throughout the city - was positively utopian, with nary a churlish wingnut to be found. Yet there were a few minor annoyances ... Brought screaming baby so they could say it was there. Video-recording the jumbotron. The same tall guy who stands in front of every public spectacle I ever witness. Walking around that night, I saw so many people going to balls that I felt a but underdressed. Hat with dog-chewed hole sewn shut. Looking like a million bucks! 3 layers of REI outdoor wear under dilapidated fleece jacket. And so ended my day of shuffling off the Bush Administration's rancid corpse.
     
9. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2008-12-15 track 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2008-12-15 Pub. Date: 2008-12-15
Image Number: 91000
Caption: Slowpoke. New Public Works Projects. Obama has promised to stimulate the economy with new jobs. We will rebuild our nation's infrastructure and work toward energy independence. Here are some lower-priority programs he may also want to consider. Laugh track services. A team accompanies you on social outings to laugh at your jokes. So I said, "Give me the cheese and pull your pants up!" HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! LTS. LTS. LTS. putting up billboards to educate the woefully ignorant. Did you know? There are 3 branches of government. Huh! Expanding the sound effects stockpile for drive-time radio DJ's. BOI-OI-YOING! A truly advanced nation has a vast array of boings to choose from! Development of automatic flush toilets that actually work. WHOOSH! AUUGH! Back to the drawing board.
     
10. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2008-06-09 track 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2008-06-09 Pub. Date: 2008-06-09
Image Number: 91240
Caption: Slowpoke. These days, everything you do online is being tracked. That's funny. How does this site KNOW I like cat figurines? Next in targeted advertising: Life Cookies. With life cookies, tracking code leaves the internet and enters the real world. #121.37.246.8 now arriving at Big Lou's Porn-A-Plenty. GPS device. Big Lou's. Bazoomba War 4. Now On Bluray. Soon, breakthroughs in technology allow the code to be placed in organic matter! This meal contains 12 tracking cookies! Cookie cookie. 3,000 miles away. #283.9.41.7 developing indigestion. Activate ad sequence. Moments later ... Still feeling gassy, Dave? Try Bloat-X. You need Tumz, Dave. Are you friends with Dave? Then you need Daisypure Air Fresheners!
     
11. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2006-01-01 track 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2006-01-01 Pub. Date: 2006-01-01
Image Number: 92677
Caption: Slowpoke. The Museum of Lost Formats. Nothing like old technology to give me that warm, tingly glow of nostalgia! Laserdisc. C. 1993. Betamax VCR. Best of Bread. Foghat. 8-tracks. Binary Slab. Renaissance - era Floppy. CD-ROM. USB Drive. 500 GB DATA Muon. Ah, a stroll down memory lane! It was all about shrinkage. "After the great audiophile revolt of 2011, consumers tossed their iPods and embraced the sheet physicality of giant vinyl. It sounded so much better! It was the golden age of cover art! Rolling Stones Still Struttin' 2 RPM. Luckily today we all have one of these babies which plays 96 different formats! Movie Pellet Funnel. The Godfather. Bob Dylan Telepathy Receiver. MP573 Port. Foreign Film Gel Receptacle.
     
12. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2005-01-01 track 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2005-01-01 Pub. Date: 2005-01-01
Image Number: 92649
Caption: Slowpoke. Hey, denizens of the highway! Having trouble keeping track of all the loopy car decals out there? Then it sounds like you need … The Fields Guide to Magnetic Ribbons. Support Our Troops. I Like Cheese Puffs. As If Anyone Doesn't. Clown On Board. I Support Magnetic Ribbon Manufacturers In China. Holier Than Thou. I Support Something But I Forget What. Memorial For Lost Magnetic Ribbon That Fell Off Car. My Ribbon Can Kick Your Ribbon's Ass.
     
13. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2004-01-01 track 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2004-01-01 Pub. Date: 2004-01-01
Image Number: 92660
Caption: Slowpoke. Foxnews.com commentator Steven Milloy knows the REAL motivation behind global warming disaster flick "The Day After Tomorrow." The movie's unmistakable purpose is to scare us into submitting to the Greens' AGENDA: Domination of society through control of energy resources!* *Actual quote. Yes, it's true! All the world's climatologists, birdwatchers, and recyclers secretly belong to the Khmer Vert - A bloodthirsty cabal driven by a ruthless lust for power! TIME TO KILL! University of Oregon Environmental Science Dept. 500 LB. flax seed bomb. RFV (Recumbent Fighting Vehicle.) Organic Pear Launcher. FOOM! Their shady leader, know only as "The Supreme Conifer," would issue harsh decrees to the populace. With your tracking collars, we will know whether you go to tonight's John Denver Tribute Concert! You MUST attend ... Or DIE! If they aren't stopped, the Khmer Vert will go on to invade Holland in order to seize its windmills. BOOM! No blood for wind. We wouldn't want THAT to happen, would we?
     
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