When the calendar turns to the year 2000, all your computers will crash!! Why the year 2000, Millennium Bug? It's so arbitrary. Arbitrary? Yeah, say I start counting at some significant year, like when my human was bornâ€¦ that'd make this the year 10000000000000000000000000! How do you figure? Base one!
My great idea of burning coal is already taken. I'm through with coal mining, so I'll have to let you go, little canary. Oh, well. Which way to the bus station? I'll show you! Say, you look like the cat that ate the canary. I know! Yum!