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1. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2017-10-11 track 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2017-10-11 Pub. Date: 2017-10-11
Image Number: 163630
Caption: Bruh, you gotta stop writing about "Star Track Discovery." Don't nobody like it. Get over it. "Trek." And it's a great show! It's just a vocal minority online that keep coming up with ridiculous reasons to hate it. They decided long before they ever saw it was gonna be horrible, and now they just don't want to be wrong. It's textbook case of confirmation bias! I knew you wasn't gonna make no sense, an' I was right.
     
2. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2017-06-07 track 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2017-06-07 Pub. Date: 2017-06-07
Image Number: 158827
Caption: How can I help you, sir? The monitor stopped working. I can't follow the plane's progress. I don't know where we are. Well … sir, you don't really need to know where we are at all time. You're not the pilot. But you were showing me our location. I got used to seeing it. It was comforting. You can't just snatch it away! Don't you have other binkies? Where's you iPhone? I need to know precisely when we pass the North Pole!
     
3. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2017-04-27 track 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2017-04-27 Pub. Date: 2017-04-27
Image Number: 157287
Caption: Clyde, if something ever happens to me … Don’t worry, bruh. I'll take you kid an' raise him up for you. I'll teach him all he need to know about life. He'll be the baddest two-year-old on the block. Ain't nobody gonna mess with him. I'll also teach him erethang you woulda taught him: I'll make him watch Star Track an' Doctor Boo an' some @#$% like that. Long as he ain't a snitch, we'll be cool. I was just going to say "call Susan."
     
4. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2017-02-08 track 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2017-02-08 Pub. Date: 2017-02-08
Image Number: 154239
Caption: There's a new Star Track tv show coming. Want to come over and watch it with me once it's on the air? Wait … What? You hate Star Trek. What happened to "Lemont, all they do is stand around in their pajamas and talk for 45 minutes"? The other day, I told you the lady I'm seeing watches Star Trek with me over Skype. Does this have anything to do with that? Don't be silly. I've just developed a real appreciation for Star Track recently. "Trek."
     
5. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2017-01-24 track 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2017-01-24 Pub. Date: 2017-01-24
Image Number: 153702
Caption: 1982. What do you want to be when you grow up, Lemont? I want to be a factory worker. Then I could wear overalls and join a union and live in a big house in a small town and win the heart of a pretty girl. Papa says I'm a pretty girl. Yeah, but your dad's not rich and snobby and he'd probably approve of me. Life doesn't have to be like the movies. I just think it'd be cool to be the "boy from the wrong side of the tracks" to someone.
     
6. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2016-12-20 track 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2016-12-20 Pub. Date: 2016-12-20
Image Number: 152370
Caption: You still haven't told me what was so great about your trip to visit your girl "Vancouver." She and I are both writers. So … we told each other stories. She was fascinated by my life. That's beautiful. And I was by hers. She was an enthralling book and I was savoring every word. With your track record, she was probably fiction. I must be really into her, because I even loved all the typos.
     
7. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2016-10-13 track 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2016-10-13 Pub. Date: 2016-10-13
Image Number: 149612
Caption: I kicked myself for not asking Vancouver for her number … but there was still one more day of the convention. So the next morning, I strolled around the hotel, and then around the block, hoping I'd run into her. My Fitbit told me I ended up strolling for eleven miles that morning. There's a thin line between love and stalking. Turns out she'd slept in.
     
8. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2016-02-13 track 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2016-02-13 Pub. Date: 2016-02-13
Image Number: 138876
Caption: You look upset. What's bothering you, Lemont? You can tell me anything. Well I was on Youtube trying to figure out how to get them to delete a humiliating video of me when I came across a video of Karl Urban saying the new Star Trek movie was honoring the original series. By putting shoulder pads in the uniforms. Can you believe that? Everyone knows it was the Next Generation that had the shoulder pads! If the new Doctor McCoy doesn't even know that, then Star Trek is doomed. Star Track will survive. "Trek"!
     
9. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2015-11-27 track 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2015-11-27 Pub. Date: 2015-11-27
Image Number: 135626
Caption: You know they're working on robots you can have nookie with? Aiight, bruh, that's it. C-Dog puttin' a stop to this train wreck right here. I done put up with your Star Track, an' your Babylon 9, an' your Yoda voicemail greeting, but this spit just got outta control. I'ma go get "Pookie" an' "Big Oatmeal" an' the rest of the boys, an' we gonna have a intervention. I didn't say I was going to buy one, or anything. Go home an' say goodbye to your Doctor Who toothbrush, bruh. Katrina's Ghost.
     
10. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2015-07-05 track 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2015-07-05 Pub. Date: 2015-07-05
Image Number: 128670
Caption: But if you just watch. I ain't wanna talk about this, Big L. But why can't we talk about it? 'Cause there only so many words we get to hear an' say before we die. The average person say 370,110,001 words in his lifetime, bruh. Way I see it, I ain't got but 180,000,000 left. I ain't gonna waste nary a one of them on that corny @*$%. Besides, Star Track Next Generation been off the air 20 years now, bruh. I'm just saying, once you notice Worf doesn't have any ears, you can't ever unnotice it.
     
11. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2015-05-20 track 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2015-05-20 Pub. Date: 2015-05-20
Image Number: 127173
Caption: I keep thinking about those people who died or got hurt when that train derailed. Dr. Noodle. It's 2015. I'm ok with not having flying cars, or jetpacks, or moving sidewalks. M.A. But we should at least have trains and tracks that can't toss us off to our deaths now. The older I get, the less I expect. That's perfectly normal, Lemont.
     
12. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2015-05-18 track 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2015-05-18 Pub. Date: 2015-05-18
Image Number: 127171
Caption: Did you know we spend $2 billion a week in Afghanistan, Susan? Do you know how many Americans could have health insurance for $2 billion a week? Do you know how many roads and bridges and tracks we could fix for $2 billion a week? Do you know how many episodes of a new "Star Trek" show we could produce for $2 billion a week? I mean ... Do you know how many hungry Americans we could feed for $2 billion a week?
     
13. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2015-01-25 track 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2015-01-25 Pub. Date: 2015-01-25
Image Number: 121082
Caption: What's this, Clyde? Your rehab list. My what? 12 steps to stop being a nerd. (1) Admit that watching Star-Track reruns is throwin' salt in my game. (2) Do everything C-Dog say to do. That's only two steps. Well yeh ... just repeat step two ten mo' times. First of all, it's Star "Trek." Come to think of it, I'm not even sure we need step one.
     
14. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2015-01-23 track 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2015-01-23 Pub. Date: 2015-01-23
Image Number: 121835
Caption: Lemont accidentally gets through to FedHex customer service. According to tracking info, you guys are sending my delivery to the wrong place. This isn't supposed to happen, sir. How did you get our phone number? I found it on a cached web page from six years ago. Anyhow, you're sending it to Brown, MI. "Brown" is my last name, not my city. We'll take care of it: We'll take that cached web page down right away. (This cartoon was originally published on 2013-01-05).
     
15. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2014-10-14 track 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2014-10-14 Pub. Date: 2014-10-14
Image Number: 117630
Caption: My blog gets 75,000 unique visitors every day, Clyde. But nobody's clicking on the ads, so all that traffic is actually costing me money. Well, have you thought of tracking down the readers an' threatening them? Good talk, Clyde. Plus it's a good way to get to know your readers. (This cartoon was originally published on 2012-05-22).
     
16. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2014-06-02 track 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2014-06-02 Pub. Date: 2014-06-02
Image Number: 112087
Caption: That deranged guy in Santa Barbara killed all those people to get revenge on women for not being attracted to him. That makes me feel guilty for ever complaining about being in a girl's "friend zone." It's like "sexual partner" is the default purpose of a woman, and if you end up her friend instead, you must've done something wrong. There's something wrong with you if you think "friend" is a bad word. Wait, which mass shooting you talkin' 'bout? Hard to keep track.
     
17. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2013-09-15 track 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2013-09-15 Pub. Date: 2013-09-15
Image Number: 101093
Caption: Supposedly my iPhone's been tracking my movements for years, Susan. YEARS! Strangers could paint a portrait of my unique and intricate pattern of comings and goings. Where I eat, where I shop, whom I visit, and when. Strangers could find out everything I do, Susan. IT'S AN OUTRAGE! But you don't do anything all that interesting. That's what I mean! Now there's a permanent record of my being boring.
     
18. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2013-01-05 track 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2013-01-05 Pub. Date: 2013-01-05
Image Number: 91703
Caption: Lemont accidentally gets through to Fedhex customer service. According to tracking info, you guys are sending my delivery to the wrong place. This isn't supposed to happen, sir. How did you get our phone number? I found it on a cached web page from six years ago. Anyhow, you're sending it to Brown, MI. "Brown" is my last name, not my city. We'll take care of it; We'll take that cached web page down right away.
     
19. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2012-05-22 track 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2012-05-22 Pub. Date: 2012-05-22
Image Number: 81178
Caption: My blog gets 75,000 unique visitors every day, Clyde. But nobody's clicking on the ads, so all that traffic is actually costing me money. Well, have you thought of tracking down the readers an' threatening them? Good talk, Clyde. Plus it's a good way to get to know your readers.
     
20. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2012-02-05 track 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2012-02-05 Pub. Date: 2012-02-05
Image Number: 75448
Caption: I'm thinking of coming out, Susan. I've been keeping it a secret since Forever. I guess I've been ashamed. But that's selfish of me. To spare myself the social stigma, I've been living a lie. But that just reinforces the idea that it's wrong for people like me to be how we are. It's important for each of us to speak up, to say who we are, because there's safety in numbers. When people realize they know one of us ... ... Then all of a sudden we don't seem so weird or scary or ... wrong. After all these years ... It's time for me to admit I thought Star Trek: Voyager was a great show. Dios Mio, nobody cares about Star Track. TREK!
     
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