I'd like to see
comics and
cartoons about ...


No need to add
comics or cartoons
to your keywords!

Advanced Search
Know the
image number?


Find
comics and cartoons
for:

Books
Magazines
Newsletters
Presentations
Websites

 

Find Cartoons by: Cartoonist I
Advanced Search I Keyword(s)


Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons

Comics and cartoons about being toxic .

These are available for you to license for books, magazines, newsletters, presentations and websites.
Roll-over each thumbnail and click on the image that appears to see links for licensing.
Questions? Please let us know.

View results from all properties Refine Search View Related Subjects

Result page:     (17 images)


1. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2019-01-21 toxic 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2019-01-21 Pub. Date: 2019-01-21
Image Number: 175999
Caption: Sharp Advice. Seems some were offended by Gillette's recent ad against bullying and harassment. Stop picking on bullies! MAGA. Opposing bullies used to be uncontroversial. But now … Hello, I would prefer not to be beaten up. Warning: Radical feminist agenda alert. Unfortunately, you can't win through reason. Sexual harassment and bullying are wrong. Boys will be boys! At least we're clear what that means. Why do you paint me as a monster who says boys will be boys? Because you just said that? Why do you hate men?
     
2. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2017-04-10 toxic 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2017-04-10 Pub. Date: 2017-04-10
Image Number: 156921
Caption: Suffer the Children. Trump's EPA chief has trashed a ban on chlorpyrifos, a pesticide that harms kids' brains. You are literally lowering my IQ. No more smarty-pants elites! Ending the Clean Power Plan will likely cause a spike in childhood asthma attacks. I-can't-breathe! Why do you hate coal workers? Millions of kids would probably lose health insurance if the Affordable Care Act were replaced. My mom can't afford my medicine anymore. Your mom is a loser. Meanwhile, Syrian leader Bashar Al-Assad has brutally attacked civilians with chemical weapons. God forbid innocent children are hurt by their own president!
     
3. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2016-01-25 toxic 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2016-01-25 Pub. Date: 2016-01-25
Image Number: 138473
Caption: In Flint, Michigan poor people drank lead-filled water for a year and a half before anything was done. What if … Flint's water problem happened to rich people. Direct line to gov. Hey, my water's brown and stinky! 24 hours later … Pierre's Alpine Fizzy Water. Compliments of the governor while you wait for repairs! Soon ... The gov. Howdy! Water's all fixed! Good work! here's a campaign contribution. I want you to shrink the size of government. Will do!
     
4. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2014-12-29 toxic 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2014-12-29 Pub. Date: 2014-12-29
Image Number: 121030
Caption: Take and Give. Omniwidget International. Dump those 3,000 tons of sludge into the river! Sir, the Chinese factory workers' faces are melting off from toxic acid. Not my problem. Re-elect Paul Ruin. "Nuke the social safety net." I gave $5 million to this guy's Superpac. You even think about forming a union, you die! Boof! Save Pell Grants. These stupid protesters complaining about student loans! 20 years later ... Ah, retirement! Time to devote myself to philanthropy and help those in need!
     
5. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2014-07-07 toxic 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2014-07-08 Pub. Date: 2014-07-07
Image Number: 113661
Caption: Weed War. With the rise of Roundup-resistant superweeds, even more toxic super-herbicides are in the works. Suck my roots! One company's solution: Introducing Plantpocalypse Pro.™ This face-melting acid fries all organic matter - except our genetically-engineered corn! Hazards are downplayed. Nothing to see here! Auuugh! Safe when used as directed! ... And the cycle continues. POP! I am the uber-weed!
     
6. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2013-07-01 toxic 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2013-07-02 Pub. Date: 2013-07-01
Image Number: 98928
Caption: Giving Gas A Pass. You've heard the rhetoric, even from the President. Today we use more clean energy - more renewables and natural gas. Sure, natural gas burns cleaner than coal … But where does it come from? From the dirty and largely unregulated world of fracking. So ... You're exempt from the Clean Water Act, and you won't disclose the chemicals you're pumping into the ground. Halliburton. Burns clean! Lots of things sound harmless if you gloss over how they were produced. These diamonds I'm wearing are currently conflict-free. Maybe it's time for a little honesty. This bus runs on clean natural gas.* *Not counting water contamination, highly carcinogenic chemicals pumped into the earth, toxic pits and condensate tanks, methane leaks that add to global warming, spills, air pollution, using millions of gallons of water, poisoning people near wells.
     
7. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2012-04-30 toxic 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2012-04-30 Pub. Date: 2012-04-30
Image Number: 86656
Caption: DATA DUMP. My fellow Americans, we face a crisis. Between the persistence of GOOGLE+ and the rise of PINTEREST, our nation has exceeded its capacity of social networking. We must reduce this tsunami of information before it DESTROYS US ALL. Ben Bernanke sent you a request in BranchOut. Companies form to ship excess communication to the third world. Still plenty of room for this stuff in Africa. Tweets about indigestion. Superfluous hashtags. Discarded posts soon litter the streets of poor nations. Facebook. Flickr. Kim Kardashian. In the end, children in rural China are left to scavenge piles of rancid Tumbls. Koff! Toxic cat memes. Deadly Charticle.
     
8. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2012-04-23 toxic 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2012-04-23 Pub. Date: 2012-04-23
Image Number: 86655
Caption: Take and Give. OMNIWIDGET INTERNATIONAL. TM. Dump those 3,000 tons of sludge into the river! Sir, the Chinese factory workers' faces are melting off from toxic acid. Not my problem. Re-Elect PAUL RUIN. "Nuke the social safety net." I gave $5 million to this guy's superpac. You even THINK about forming a union, you DIE! BOOF! These stupid occupy protesters complaining about student loans! 20 Years Later ... Ah, retirement! Time to devote myself to PHILANTHROPY and help those in need!
     
9. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2011-05-14 toxic 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2011-05-14 Pub. Date: 2011-05-14
Image Number: 89283
Caption: Slowpoke. GOP vows to "clean up" environmental laws. Fun fact. House republicans recently slipped 39 anti-environmental riders into an appropriations bill. We urgently need to cut back on emissions … from the EPA! Rep. Perkins (R - ID) I propose we take these toxic regulations and bury them deep inside Yucca Mountain! There, they will no longer threaten that endangered waterfowl, the golden goose. And speaking of mountains, we must continue our fight to remove all the mountaintops cluttering up Appalachia. Before. After. Who doesn't want more sky? Yes, with a little effort, we can prevent economic climate change for my corporate don - I mean Americas economy. We just have to think green.
     
10. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2010-09-05 toxic 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2010-09-05 Pub. Date: 2010-09-05
Image Number: 89894
Caption: Slowpoke. A Volatile Situation. Doing internet research on things to buy for a new apartment, I began to wonder: is everything toxic? "Many carpets release volatile organic compounds, adding to indoor air pollution. Hmm … It's easy to become completely paranoid. Omigod. I should've used soybean paint! And this guy says my memory foam mattress is killing me! Is my pillow off-gassing? Clacka-clacka! Apparently if I were serious, I'd buy an all-natural mattress handcrafted by local hipsters.* Wads of organic cotton. Inert Bedding Co. *Actually exists! Or I could take a more Michael Jacksonesque approach to life ... Hey, look! It's Bubble Girl! I hope this plastic is BPA-Free!
     
11. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2010-05-31 toxic 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2010-05-31 Pub. Date: 2010-05-31
Image Number: 90121
Caption: Slowpoke. Better Babies Through Chemistry. The President's cancer panel just stated that babies are born "pre-polluted" with more than 300 contaminants in their bodies. We chemical manufacturers like to take a different view. "Just think: with enough PFOAs, you can have a fabulous, easy to clean nonstick baby!" This pea puree comes right off! "These fine, flame-retardant babies provide a protective layer for this fireman." Be careful, Dave! It's ok - I've got BABIES! "And who couldn't use a pesticide-filled infant as toxic bug bait at their next cookout?" With her around, I hardly get bit anymore. Kiss the Cook. Babies: We can make them better than they were.
     
12. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2009-04-06 toxic 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2009-04-06 Pub. Date: 2009-04-06
Image Number: 91010
Caption: Slowpoke. Furious at Wall Street for gambling away their life savings, Americans come to cope the way they always do: A larger-than-life fantasy vendetta! Enter … RAMBANK. Rambank begins his campaign of retribution by forcing executives to eat their own toxic paper! ... And THIS if for giving yourself a BONUS! Mmf! Derivative Contracts. Next, he starts the "Chins for the Children" program, donating the extra folds of fat cats to Iraqi kids needing reconstructive surgery. I've come for my pound of flesh! Then he cuts a deal with Classmates.com to feature inept CEO's in humiliating web ads. She Married Him??!! And they've got 7 kids?? Richard Fuld, Lehman Bros. Take that, swine! Finally, he destroys the offices that were lavishly decorated while the bank lost billions! This is for my 401K! BWOOM!
     
13. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2009-01-01 toxic 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2009-01-01 Pub. Date: 2009-01-01
Image Number: 86606
Caption: Slowpoke. Everybody Loves Bipartisanship! I hate everything you stand for. But let's work together! Likewise, old chap, we must put aside our differences for the good of the nation! Hear, hear! Done and done! YAY! Yes, the magic of bipartisanship holds the answers to America's problems, past and present! Segregation. I say integrate. Separate forever! Bipartisan Solution: Black schools are moved 100 feet closer to white schools. East Caucasian High 3 Miles This Way. It's the start of a new era! Fair Pay! Equal pay for equal work! Women earn what they deserve! Bipartisan Solution: Women paid less than their male peers are eligible for coupons for the difference, redeemable in aprons and rolling pins. Food Safety. Regulate the food industry better! Let 'em fix themselves! Bipartisan Solution: Companies may kill up to five children before the government steps in. Toxic peanut butter bar. Now let's try it for global warming and the economy!
     
14. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2008-12-22 toxic 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2008-12-22 Pub. Date: 2008-12-22
Image Number: 91001
Caption: Slowpoke. Mr. & Mrs. Perkins Go Gift Shopping 2008. Leather Queen. Imagine her … In leather socks. Bed Bath & BEYOND The known universe. Sale on crockpots & event horizons. Can't spend much on Auntie Perkins' present this year. I hear there are some new stores catering to the cash-strapped. Tiny Tyme Microgifts. "Let's get small." Xmas Nanobaskets are here! Only $4.99. May I help you? It's filled with cheese specks and Lilliputian salami! Slightly Obsolete Overstock. Wood Console TV's. Long-lasting vacuum tube! $15. Windows ME. $5. What great bargains! ... Sort of. Hmm, how about this? Meltdown Memories. Give the gift of TOXIC ASSETS. The perfect souvenir of the economic crisis of '08! Mortgage-backed security. Once worth thousands - now 49 cents!
     
15. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2007-01-01 toxic 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2007-01-01 Pub. Date: 2007-01-01
Image Number: 92349
Caption: Slowpoke. Pop Culture Periscope. Today's topic: Skulls. Have you noticed that skulls are now everywhere? Used to be, they were reserved for the death-related … Fig. A. Toxic Waste. Fig. B. Metalhead. Hypocrisy. But now they've gone completely mainstream! Available at department stores. Sears Sale! Worn by pseudo-punk pop stars. Sweet-n-sassy heart and crossbones combo! Avril Lavigne. Be on the lookout for THIS: Baby's first death's head. Aw, we should send a print to grandma!
     
16. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2006-01-01 toxic 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2006-01-01 Pub. Date: 2006-01-01
Image Number: 86615
Caption: Slowpoke. After years of lobbying by the food industry, the House recently passed the National Uniformity For Food Act which negates states' food safety laws in favor of weaker federal regulation. (Crossed out) WARNINGL This food contains a chemical known to the State of California to cause cancer. What other new food safety laws lie ahead? Nutrition Label Reform - relaxes burdensome accuracy requirements. I can't believe these only contain one gram of fat. Tallow Twists. Rockin' Jalapeno Flavor. Heart Healthy. The Pretty Produce Act - Airbrushed fruit legalized. In the age of Photoshop, people demand perfection! Why not give it to them? Nature's Bosom Bananas. PSSSHT! Eventually, labeling is no longer an issue, as the food industry convinces people toxins are good for them. New Merculoids! Mountains of Mmm - mmm - Methylmercury in every bite! Mommy! I want Merculoids! I want Merculoids! Yes, dear.
     
17. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2004-01-01 toxic 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2004-01-01 Pub. Date: 2004-01-01
Image Number: 92658
Caption: Slowpoke. The Oval Office. Sigh. … Look at all this bad news. At this rate, I'll lose the election. AWOL. NO WMDS IN IRAQ. JOBLESS RECOVERY. KERRY LEADS BUSH IN POLLS. How can I make all this frowny-talk go away? Excuse me, Mr. President - It sounds like you need GAY-BAN TM! Guaranteed to make that political dirt disappear! Gay-Ban? How does it work? Just spray it at your next press conference - you'll see! GAY-BAN. Warning: Toxic Ideology. Shortly ... Mr. President! Can you explain why you did community service in 1972? Mr. President! What's your plan now that you've retracted your prediction of 2.6 million new jobs? Gay Ban, do your thing! PSHHT! Koff! And so ... You were right! Gay-Ban works like a charm! Nation Divided Over Gay Marriage. Election to Hinge on Gay Issue. Culture War. Constitution to Change. But of course! It's from the makes of Race-Bait TM!
     
Result page:     (17 images)