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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Rudy Park |
| Viewable Date: |
2019-11-30 |
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2019-11-30 |
| Image Number: |
180604 |
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Experiment over. Your Uncle Mort's back on caffeine. Already? There are forces more powerful than his willpower. Addiction. Business. If Mort doesn't drink coffee that means he's not buying his usual four lattes. That's it. Drink up. This one's free. Thank you pusher.
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Rudy Park |
| Viewable Date: |
2019-10-13 |
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2019-10-13 |
| Image Number: |
179831 |
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Mort, I seek your counsel with a political question. Zoinks. Should this country's health care system permit easier access to birth control? Hmm. Before I give you a long-winded, six-part answer, let me first compliment you - of all people - on caring enough to ask about these complex issues. Thank you. It is so complex. When people have babies, they get exhausted and they need more coffee. But they also tend to stay at home so they may make their own coffee and not buy it from me. If you got some chick preggers, would you buy more of my java? Part one: You're a cheat @#$%!
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Rudy Park |
| Viewable Date: |
2019-09-24 |
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2019-09-24 |
| Image Number: |
179528 |
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Everyone clear on the rules for Rudy's intervention? Totally lost. This appears to be a selfless act on your part. That makes zero sense to me. Please. I care about Rudy. His addiction to iPhone apps is a serious problem for him. That cuts into his ability to wash dishes and clean the dog @#$% off the soles of my shoes. Thank you.
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Rudy Park |
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2019-08-03 |
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2019-08-03 |
| Image Number: |
178697 |
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Well, that was fun. Sure was. People throwing soda at us. Calling us names. Pelting us with ice. I want to thank you guys for sticking up for me against those bullies. You're both very tough. I'm so good. Of course, dear. I did seem tough.
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Rudy Park |
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2019-07-16 |
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2019-07-16 |
| Image Number: |
178588 |
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You belong to a tightwad club? Our time has come. For years we met in private, shunned by society. Thanks to the economy, we're hip. We can celebrate our frugality in front of the whole world! Bad time to ask for a raise. I am chinchy, hear me roar!
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Rudy Park |
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2019-07-15 |
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2019-07-15 |
| Image Number: |
178587 |
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You look terrible. Thank you. Tonight I'm hosting my hobbyist club. Tightwads United. Do I smell rancid fish? I made appetizers.
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Rudy Park |
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2019-05-25 |
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2019-05-25 |
| Image Number: |
177731 |
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Thanks for calling, Mistercard. To report a lost or stolen card, press 1. To make an excuse for sending in a late payment, press 2. House of Java .Net Cybercafe. If your dog ate your bill, press 1. If it was lost in the mail, 2. If you were run down by a zamboni, and got beaten by hockey moms, 3. Yep, we've heard 'em all, and we ain't buying 'em. They're good.
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Rudy Park |
| Viewable Date: |
2019-05-24 |
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2019-05-24 |
| Image Number: |
177730 |
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Hello, thank you for calling Mistercard. We are experiencing heavy call volume. Your call will be answered in the next 17 hours. In the meantime, your interest payments are continuing to rise. Please enjoy the hold music. You gotta admire the audacity.
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Rudy Park |
| Viewable Date: |
2019-04-18 |
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2019-04-18 |
| Image Number: |
177235 |
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Am I to understand that you body healed itself so you could come back here and make fun of my mindless consumerism? If that's true, do you realize what this means? I saved your life. I, Rudy Park, saved the life of Sadie Cohen. And I, Sadie Cohen, am about to end yours. You may thank me for eternity.
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Rudy Park |
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2019-03-01 |
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2019-03-01 |
| Image Number: |
176513 |
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Do you understand why I'm upset with you? It's not because you mixed up the hand soap and the body wash. It's because you're not paying attention to me and the details in my life. What do you say to that? Thank you for your comments. I'd like to refer my response to counsel. What? Let me confer privately with my client.
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Rudy Park |
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2019-01-25 |
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2019-01-25 |
| Image Number: |
175966 |
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You're in a serious relationship. You need a gift that speaks to the depth of your feelings. Computer Villa. I cannot tell you exactly which gift to get. That is your choice - Perhaps a Smart TV or a 3-D printer. Only one thing is certain. You should absolutely max out your credit card. So hard to say it with a straight face. Thank you, wise one.
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Rudy Park |
| Viewable Date: |
2018-12-30 |
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2018-12-30 |
| Image Number: |
175396 |
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Ask Sadie. Dear Sadie, My little brother has an awful cold. Is it true that if you hold your nose when you sneeze your head will explode? Thanks, Lee H. Actual reader letter. Ask Sadie at asksadishow@gmail.com. Fine question, and time for an experiment. Trust assistant? This is absurd. Sniff the pepper. I've sneezed for years, of course my head won't explode. Pepper. Just try it. Snort! Fizzzzz. Zzzzzz ... Achmf. Boom! Results may vary. Battle pay! *(with respects to Spy Vs. Spy)*
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Rudy Park |
| Viewable Date: |
2018-12-26 |
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2018-12-26 |
| Image Number: |
175593 |
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We won't do celebrity endorsements. Sure you will. Everyone does. Glenn Beck, Rachel Maddow, Limbaugh, everyone. It doesn't matter whether you actually believe in the amazing Gold Juicer. The what? It just matters that you say it can turn any ordinary piece of fruit into pure gold. Awesome! Thanks, pardner. Kid's gonna make us big grapefruit.
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Rudy Park |
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2018-12-17 |
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2018-12-17 |
| Image Number: |
175492 |
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Thanks for recycling. Pardon? I'm being sarcastic. You tossed your cup into the trash rather than the recycling bin. Very thoughtful. The less we recycle, the more of the earth's resources we use, and the greater change my natural habitat will be destroyed. Though, technically, I came from a test tube, but you get my point. So totally lost.
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Rudy Park |
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2018-11-22 |
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2018-11-22 |
| Image Number: |
175073 |
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What've you done? I set you up on Facebook. I've uploaded your picture and a short bio. If you've got a long lost, twin sister, she might wind up looking for you. Really? It's that simple. For a simple, partially-evolved creature, you've come up with an idea that in theory could merit a thanks. I'll take it.
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Rudy Park |
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2018-11-14 |
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2018-11-14 |
| Image Number: |
174943 |
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I was just wondering whether or not you thought politics corrupted society. Thanks, Felix C. Actual reader question. I'll let my special guest take this one. You think I'm special? That's sweet. Answer the question, Mort. Yet you talk to me like I'm a child, which is annoying and mean. Off-topic! Tone it down, tart! Get (most) questions answered at asksadieshow@gmail.com
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Rudy Park |
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2018-11-13 |
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2018-11-13 |
| Image Number: |
174942 |
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You are really really old and you don't have a life. GET A LIFE!!!!!!! - Haley. Actual reader letter. You want to handle this one, pardner? Pretty straight-forward. If her life is pathetic then how pathetic is your life if you're writing to comment about it? Thank you, reader. You've brought us together. condescension.
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Rudy Park |
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2018-11-09 |
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2018-11-09 |
| Image Number: |
174831 |
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Anyhow, thanks for listening, Rudy. It's part of the job. I guess you're right: The move to 3rd grade is a big one. There are lots of changes. You've just got to roll with it. And buy a new video game console? It eases any transition. How did you get to be so smart? Playing lots of video games.
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Rudy Park |
| Viewable Date: |
2018-09-16 |
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2018-09-16 |
| Image Number: |
173916 |
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One cup of coffee, please. Coming right up. Your son's adorable. Thank you. He's the light of my life. Do you have kids? No. I mean, not yet. I didn't mean to pry. That's just fine. What is? You can be childless and still live a very fulfilling life. Not for a second do I feel your existence will be any less rich without a little creature to hug and teach and carry on your legacy. Not for even one millisecond do I feel that way! Are you married? Gotta remember to lie in these situations.
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Rudy Park |
| Viewable Date: |
2018-09-09 |
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2018-09-09 |
| Image Number: |
173794 |
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Ask Sadie. Dear Sadie, what is the best way to apologize to my wife after I do something stupid? - Wayne, stumped in Utah* *(Actual reader letter.) Thanks for the dumb question, Wayne. There is only one obvious way to apologize after you do something stupid. Flowers. Attack! Tell your wife it's not you that is stupid, but the rules. Then blame your in-laws. Then accuse your wife of cheating with a local elected official. I don't understan ... Finally, make sure to videotape everything and send it to me. Address it to me care of: Sadie Cohen's Friday Night Home Entertainment Video Collection. who can I help next? Eat your heart out, Netflix. Ask Sadie at asksadieshow@gmail.com
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