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1. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2018-05-10 telephone number 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2018-05-10 Pub. Date: 2018-05-10
Image Number: 171292
Caption: I'm working on an article called The Unified Theory of Everything. But I've hit a snag. Every single science-related government agency I've contacted is stonewalling me. None of them will provide someone I can interview. NASA … the EPA … USGS … NSF … NOAA ... They all gave me the phone number for a new oversight department run out of the White House. It's called the Mendacious yammering Obstruction Bureau ... MYOB?
     
2. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2016-10-13 telephone number 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2016-10-13 Pub. Date: 2016-10-13
Image Number: 149612
Caption: I kicked myself for not asking Vancouver for her number … but there was still one more day of the convention. So the next morning, I strolled around the hotel, and then around the block, hoping I'd run into her. My Fitbit told me I ended up strolling for eleven miles that morning. There's a thin line between love and stalking. Turns out she'd slept in.
     
3. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2015-01-23 telephone number 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2015-01-23 Pub. Date: 2015-01-23
Image Number: 121835
Caption: Lemont accidentally gets through to FedHex customer service. According to tracking info, you guys are sending my delivery to the wrong place. This isn't supposed to happen, sir. How did you get our phone number? I found it on a cached web page from six years ago. Anyhow, you're sending it to Brown, MI. "Brown" is my last name, not my city. We'll take care of it: We'll take that cached web page down right away. (This cartoon was originally published on 2013-01-05).
     
4. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2014-11-22 telephone number 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2014-11-22 Pub. Date: 2014-11-22
Image Number: 118797
Caption: Hello, wrong number, you've reached the home of Lemont Brown. Yes, I am absolutely sure I'm not the person you're trying to call. Feel free to call back a third time just in case I've realized I actually AM the person I'm not. Beep.
     
5. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2013-01-05 telephone number 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2013-01-05 Pub. Date: 2013-01-05
Image Number: 91703
Caption: Lemont accidentally gets through to Fedhex customer service. According to tracking info, you guys are sending my delivery to the wrong place. This isn't supposed to happen, sir. How did you get our phone number? I found it on a cached web page from six years ago. Anyhow, you're sending it to Brown, MI. "Brown" is my last name, not my city. We'll take care of it; We'll take that cached web page down right away.
     
6. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2011-06-18 telephone number 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2011-06-18 Pub. Date: 2011-06-18
Image Number: 62128
Caption: Hello, you've reached the home of Lemont Brown. Please leave a message. Hi, Laquisha, this is Tyrone. I'm sick and tired of you always complaining about me … saying I never listen, and that I never pay attention … … or whatever.
     
7. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2011-01-30 telephone number 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2011-01-30 Pub. Date: 2011-01-30
Image Number: 56625
Caption: Whutsis? This is your wake-up call. No matter what you say or do, they'll call you a socialist who's trying to destroy capitalism. Saywhat now? You could give every CEO a big wet kiss … Wrong number … … And they'd say you're forcing businesses to buy chapstick. Also, your ears aren't getting any smaller. YOU HAVE THE WRONG NUMBER!!!
     
8. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2010-08-28 telephone number 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2010-08-28 Pub. Date: 2010-08-28
Image Number: 51241
Caption: Hello wrong number, you've reached the home of Lemont Brown. The person you're trying to reach cannot come to the phone because he or she does not live here. Please call back and inexplicably ask for the same wrong person a couple more times, hoping for a different answer. Beep. Tyrone? That you?
     
9. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2010-06-05 telephone number 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2010-06-05 Pub. Date: 2010-06-05
Image Number: 48017
Caption: Hi, this is AT&T. Your monthly payment for your iPhone service is past due. Would you like to pay with a credit card? Yeah, I would. The number is five two thr … sv … zero zero n … f … two one … … eigh … n … ……. … zero. Um … could you repeat that, sir? I'm sorry ... Your adequate service in return for my monthly payment is past due.
     
10. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2010-06-02 telephone number 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2010-06-02 Pub. Date: 2010-06-02
Image Number: 48014
Caption: Hello, Lemont? This is your lawyer. Three things … 1: I haven't yet received payment for my services. 2: I'm going to personally serve Roxanne with a subpoena this afternoon. And 3: Are you wearing clean underwear? Also, either call your mother more often, or don't let her Google your lawyer's phone number. Ok, maybe that's four things.
     
11. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2009-12-15 telephone number 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2009-12-15 Pub. Date: 2009-12-15
Image Number: 41946
Caption: Weeks ago, at the ad agency … So you want to send out a robo-call, Mr. Woods? That's right. What do you want it to say? Are you soliciting charitable donations, or - Not exactly. I want it to say "Hi, it's Tiger. My wife found your number and she's on to us. Play it cool." Um ... What? I want that to go out to these numbers.
     
12. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2009-12-14 telephone number 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2009-12-14 Pub. Date: 2009-12-14
Image Number: 41945
Caption: Hello, you've reached the home of Susan Garcia. You know what to do. Beep. Hi Susan, it's Tiger. Listen, my wife found your number on my cell and she … uh … might be calling you. And the girl who claims to be my mistress found your number too. And the other girl. And the other one. Number four didn't find your number, but she found your picture and might be out looking for you. Number five found your number. Number six may have ... beep. Time allotted for message has been exceeded.
     
13. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2009-11-19 telephone number 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2009-11-19 Pub. Date: 2009-11-19
Image Number: 40988
Caption: Golly gee! Lemont Brown, here! You sure you ain't C-Dog? Boy howdy, of course not! 'cause I’m here at C-Dog's house to bust his head for making my sister miserable, but he fled like a little punk. Your number's on his speed-dial, "Lemont." Well gosh, I don't know where C-Dog went. He certainly isn't hiding in my house while I'm away, pretending to be me. What? Nanoo nanoo, live long and prosper and other nerdy @#$%. Gotta go. Goodbye. Click.
     
14. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2009-10-31 telephone number 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2009-10-31 Pub. Date: 2009-10-31
Image Number: 40269
Caption: Hello, wrong number, you've reached the home of a perfect stranger. Whoever you're looking for can't come to the phone right now because you've called the wrong number. Please ask me "are you sure?" At the sound of the beep, assume I've said "yes," and then call back two minutes later and hang up when you hear my voice. Beep.
     
15. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2009-04-12 telephone number 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2009-04-12 Pub. Date: 2009-04-12
Image Number: 31606
Caption: Hello? Hi, I'm calling from Disney's El Capitan Theater to see if you received the mail we sent you. How did you get this number? Did you get our beautiful full-color flyer announcing the Race to Witch Mountain? Which mountain is that? No, the movie, Race to Witch Mountain. I don't know, you're the one who called me: You tell me which mountain. Um... Do you have a grandson or granddaughter I can talk to, sir? They're dead. Zoo accident. Feathers... Screaming... I don't like to talk about it. I'm sorry, sir. So did you get our beautiful full-color brochure about Race to Witch Mountain? Yes, and I'm glad you called, 'cause I have some questions that I think only you can answer. I'd be very happy to, sir! Where do you guys get your hot dogs? 'Cause they're the best hot dogs I've ever had in my whole life. Also, are you seriously calling to ask whether I got the junk mail you sent? When did THAT start? Lastly, how did you get this number? ... This all doesn't seem weird to you? Take me off your phone list. If you have any questions about Race to Witch Mountain or would like to order tickets, feel free to call the number in your brochure. Is there a number for hot dogs? I do really like those. Click.
     
16. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2006-08-04 telephone number 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2008-08-04 Pub. Date: 2006-08-04
Image Number: 14294
Caption: C-dog's incredibly bad advice $2 My girl cheats all the time. With mailmen, cable guys… with anyone! Here's what you do. Tell her… Tell her… Dag, bruh, it's way too complicated. Tell you what… Give me her number, and I'll tell her for you. Wow, thanks, C-dog!
     
17. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2008-05-11 telephone number 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2008-05-11 Pub. Date: 2008-05-11
Image Number: 23438
Caption: Mello? This is your wake-up call. Life is good. You have tons of friends. Your wildest dreams are within reach, Susan. Susan? Um… Isn't this 555-5456? No. It's 555-5555. Oh… 555-5555, you say? Let's see… Um… Sir, you might wanna just stay in bed this year. Put your supervisor on the phone!
     
18. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2007-07-23 telephone number 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2007-07-23 Pub. Date: 2007-07-23
Image Number: 18006
Caption: Big L, anyone asks, you ain't seen me. Got that? You don't know where I am. You don't know my phone number. You don't know my last name. You don't know where I work. Clyde, you don't have a job. That ain't the point.
     
19. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2006-03-05 telephone number 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2006-03-07 Pub. Date: 2006-03-05
Image Number: 13149
Caption: This is a FYOOTL™ poll, in which you will be asked whether you agree with the results of a recent Zogby poll. In that poll, 52% of Americans favor the impeachment of the President if it turns out he spied on Americans without judicial or congressional approval. As in the Zogby poll, your opinion will go unreported by the mainstream media, who are afraid that reporting what people think will make them liberal. To register an opinion that will go unreported by the spineless media, press one for "impeach" and two for "don't impeach." Beep. Thank you. Please hang up and forget this phone call ever happened. What was that? I don't remember.
     
20. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2006-01-26 telephone number 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2006-01-26 Pub. Date: 2006-01-26
Image Number: 12824
Caption: Hello? This is another wakeup call. It's egotistical to appear on every cover of your own magazine, and people can tell when you fish for compliments from your celebrity guests. Dude, I think you've got the wrong number. This isn't Oprah?
     
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