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1. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2017-01-25 suggestion 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2017-01-25 Pub. Date: 2017-01-25
Image Number: 153703
Caption: 1982. Last night I looked across the alley and saw your light on, but you weren't answering your tin can. I didn't know you called me. Maybe the string wasn't tight enough to receive the call. But I was busy anyway. I was writing to my pen pal. Chuck's been having trouble working up the courage to talk to some little red-haired girl. He was even too timid to try my suggested "pull her hair" ice-breaker. That's my best move. I don't know why you men think us women like that. Try my can again tonight, I'll try to get better reception.
     
2. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2016-11-13 suggestion 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2016-11-13 Pub. Date: 2016-11-13
Image Number: 150252
Caption: Your suggestion didn't work, Susan. Thinking about baseball should have worked. Did you do it right? What do you mean? Did you think of the boring, repetitive parts? I tried. I thought about the batter swinging the bat around in the on-deck circle … the runners going around and around the diamond ... the batters swinging and almost always missing ... but instead of distracting me, it relaxed me. It wasn't boring, Susan. It was rhythmic. Baseball is a Zen-like experience that puts you into a trance. It frees the mind and makes it easier ... not harder ... for your mind to wander where you don't want it to go ... so it didn't stop me from wondering who's going to run for president in 2020. Ok, plan B: Try doing long division in your head.
     
3. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2015-11-12 suggestion 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2015-11-12 Pub. Date: 2015-11-12
Image Number: 135009
Caption: Date-a-Chick.com. Suggestion: Write about a romantic dream you recently experienced. Date-a-Chick.com. Profile: I dreamt I was walking along a beach Date-a-Chick.com. Profile: hand-in-hand with a beluga whale. Which is odd for a few reasons. Date-a-Chick.com. Error: Excessive honesty detected. Please try again.
     
4. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2015-09-15 suggestion 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2015-09-15 Pub. Date: 2015-09-15
Image Number: 132515
Caption: Date-A-Chick.com Suggestion: write a headline that makes you sound a bit dangerous. Date-A-Chick.com Headline: I'm the one Date-A-Chick.com Headline: Yoda warned Luke about before Luke went into the cave on Dagoba. Date-A-Chick.com Suggestion: Do not follow that suggestion.
     
5. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2014-01-02 suggestion 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2014-01-02 Pub. Date: 2014-01-02
Image Number: 105640
Caption: I talk really fast why do I talk so fast why can't I slow down why do I speed up STOP. You talk fast 'cause you insecure. C-Dog's Incredibly Bad Advice $2. You think no one wanna hear what you have to say, so you try to jam it all in before they lose patience with you. So you're saying I should speak more slowly ... to exude confidence and ... Whatever gimme my $2. (This cartoon originally published 2011-01-06).
     
6. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2013-10-19 suggestion 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2013-10-19 Pub. Date: 2013-10-19
Image Number: 102723
Caption: DATE-A-CHICK.COM. Suggestion: describe your ideal location for a first date. On our first date, we'd: Go on a tour of my life so you can get to know the REAL me. On our first date, we'd: We'll start at the comic book store, which is where I learned to love reading. ERROE: We said "first" date, not "final" date.
     
7. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2013-08-06 suggestion 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2013-08-06 Pub. Date: 2013-08-06
Image Number: 100032
Caption: DATE-A-CHICK.COM. Suggestion: write a headline that makes you sound a bit dangerous. Headline: I'm the one Headline: Yoda warned Luke about before Luke went into the cave on Dagoba. Suggestion: Do not follow that suggestion.
     
8. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2012-03-04 suggestion 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2012-03-04 Pub. Date: 2012-03-04
Image Number: 76508
Caption: Reverend Wilfred, the Board of Trustees feels you're creating far too permissive an environment. There's a disturbing amount of hip-hop, short skirts and jacketless men in the congregation. The board's asked me, as deacon, to help you rein in the laxity and the temptation. I've brought a list of mandatory suggestions. Can you repeat that? When I was earning my doctorate in theology, I must've missed that class. What class are you referring to, reverend? "Alienating the youth and thereby condemning your church to a slow death, 101." You're only allotted one Kirk Franklin song a week.
     
9. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2011-12-29 suggestion 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2011-12-29 Pub. Date: 2011-12-29
Image Number: 74742
Caption: Why you don't get on unemployment? No. Pretend you paralyzed and get on disability? No. Turn to a sordid life of crime? NO. Listen, I can't help you if you don't want to be helped. Good talk, Clyde. Thug 4 life.
     
10. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2011-10-05 suggestion 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2011-10-05 Pub. Date: 2011-10-05
Image Number: 66213
Caption: So you went to talk to your evil ex, Roxanne, about your custody battle? Without your lawyer? Y'know, it's interesting: just adding a question mark to the end a sentence can make someone feel really stupid. You think?
     
11. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2011-10-04 suggestion 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2011-10-04 Pub. Date: 2011-10-04
Image Number: 66212
Caption: The Law Guy. hy can't I just go talk to Roxanne and sort out this whole custody mess like two grown adults. 'Cause as your lawyer, I'm telling you it's a bad idea. Closing arguments are tonight. I can win this. Don't mess it up. I'm a writer, Billy. I know a little about what moves people. I can talk some sense into her. I'll put this in terms a writer will understand ... THIS CONVERSATION IS FORESHADOWING! What's the worst that can happen?
     
12. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2011-07-01 suggestion 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2011-07-01 Pub. Date: 2011-07-01
Image Number: 62675
Caption: The power of suggestion is insidious. For months, we've been dealing with your delusion about your ex being an ancient, evil vampire. A couple of nights ago, I actually dreamt it was all true and that she was holding me prisoner in her dungeon. Can we deal with my delusion that you charge me $100 an hour to talk about ME and not YOU?
     
13. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2011-01-06 suggestion 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2011-01-06 Pub. Date: 2011-01-06
Image Number: 55834
Caption: I talk really fast why do I talk so fast why can't I slow down why do I speed up STOP. You talk fast 'cause you insecure. C-Dog's Incredibly Bad Advice $2. You think no one wanna hear what you have to say, so you try to jam it all in before they lose patience with you. So you're saying I should speak more slowly ... to exude confidence and ... Whatever gimme my $2.
     
14. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2010-11-28 suggestion 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2010-11-28 Pub. Date: 2010-11-28
Image Number: 54485
Caption: Wuzzat? I said "I'm you, from decades in the future." I've come back through time in your dreams to give you directions - a roadmap that'll prevent a lifetime of financial hardship. Refuse any college loans. Instead, apply for ten credit cards and pay for college with those. Then, when you graduate, declare bankruptcy. Bankruptcy doesn't wipe out college loans, but it DOES wipe out credit card debt. Um ... I graduated from college over a decade ago. Oh. Which way is 1999? That way.
     
15. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2010-10-27 suggestion 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2010-10-27 Pub. Date: 2010-10-27
Image Number: 53535
Caption: The government isn't doing enough about the economy! I'm so angry! C-Dog's Incredibly Bad Advice $2. Here's what you do: go vote and choose the candidate who think government just shouldn't do ANYTHING. Best way to get things done is to elect people who don't think anything should get done. What? That'll be $2.
     
16. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2010-09-05 suggestion 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2010-09-05 Pub. Date: 2010-09-05
Image Number: 51492
Caption: Facebook keeps asking me over and over again to suggest to you that you add a profile picture. I'm sorry if you and Facebook have had a falling out, but I don't want to be put in the middle.
     
17. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2010-07-17 suggestion 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2010-07-17 Pub. Date: 2010-07-17
Image Number: 49542
Caption: twitter. Twitter.com/(No Suggestions). Turned on CNN. First words I heard were "dirty colonoscopy equipment." Turned off CNN.
     
18. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2010-03-29 suggestion 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2010-03-29 Pub. Date: 2010-03-29
Image Number: 45679
Caption: Date - a - chick.com Welcome, Please choose a username. Captai Tap tap tap tap tap. Captain Kirk. Tap tap tap click. Error: please choose a username that will HELP you find a woman.
     
19. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2010-02-11 suggestion 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2010-02-11 Pub. Date: 2010-02-11
Image Number: 43926
Caption: I know it's anathema to my profession But there's an emerging school of thought that fear of public ridicule is a major factor in maintaining sanity. Try posting your delusions to your twitter account. You'll be shocked sane by the resulting mockery. How many people constitute an "emerging school of thought"? That's not important right now.
     
20. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2009-09-15 suggestion 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2009-09-15 Pub. Date: 2009-09-15
Image Number: 38469
Caption: Hey, Al Mendoza! Can't really talk right now, brother, I have a column due in an hour and I have writer's block. Yeah, that's why I called! SO Mari an' I are driving down on Sloat and Sunset, and there's this big white van. Says "Chucho's Hauling" on the side. But IT'S ALWAYS THERE! For like a month it hasn't moved at all! What's Chucho Hauling, gravity? ... You can use that in your column. Anyway, there's something there. Make it work. Peace! GET OFF THE PHONE!
     
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