Your associate won't regret hiring me. You might … should you lose. What? I don't respond well to veiled threats. Oh, I'm sorry it was veiled?
Pros & Cons
Why do you love baseball so much, Stan? I'll tell you why. It's a sport full of skill, subtlety, nuances and childhood memories. More than that, win or lose, it's sharing an ethos with family, friends and total strangers. AND it's the only time you can scream like a crazy man without getting funny looks.