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1. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2019-06-17 student 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2019-06-17 Pub. Date: 2019-06-17
Image Number: 178191
Caption: The House is Too Damn Big. From the WSJ: Wealthy retirees are having trouble selling their oversized houses … because younger buyers don't want them. When are today's kids going to grow up and buy my 7,500 square foot fantasy Tuscan villa? For sale. Economic trends are partly to blame. Uh ... Maybe after I pay off my student loans I could afford, like, a bathroom? You'd better pay those off - I own the student loan company! It's a trophy home. I thought you liked getting trophies. This is 20 miles from town and has a Godzilla-sized carbon footprint. A carbon what? Fortunately, there is a solution! I don't own a car. No problem. I'm an Uber driver! Freelance Flats. Gig economy workers only.
     
2. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2018-05-08 student 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2018-05-08 Pub. Date: 2018-05-08
Image Number: 171319
Caption: Victim Mentality, 2018. These Twitter feminists are so awful! They'll take down a writer just because he thinks women are disposable baby funnels. Toronto attacker was an incel. You know, that guy does raise an important point about the unfair distribution of sex. White House Correspondents Dinner. Waaah! I don't like the mean jokes lady ... ump. My life would be so much better if it weren't for Obama, Hillary, immigrants, the deep state, CNN, college students, city people, Muslims, the blacks, the gays, the transes, secular humanists, vegetarians, environmentalists, lying climate scientists, kneeling football players, girls with shaved heads, Hollywood.
     
3. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2018-04-02 student 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2018-04-02 Pub. Date: 2018-04-02
Image Number: 170368
Caption: Parkland Potshots. Welcome to Gun Gab. How about those student protesters? Ugh! They're all like, we don't want other kids' vital organs to be pulverized by bullets. Such entitled divas! They need to learn how to die stoically in silence, like the real men in all the Vietnam movies I've watched. These brats have absolutely no concern for the coming apocalypse, when I'll have to fend off mobs of looting brown people and their zombie equivalents! These students don't get that the problem isn't guns - it's that we're raising rage-filled nutjobs incapable of human empathy! Yeah!
     
4. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2018-03-19 student 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2018-03-19 Pub. Date: 2018-03-19
Image Number: 169848
Caption: Assault on Reason. Some argue that the students protesting school shootings just don't appreciate gun culture. If these kids did some target practice, they'd see that guns aren't scary. They're like warm, fuzzy puppies that bullets come out of! Never mind that the students aren't against guns used for hunting or sport. Look, we're just trying to keep mass slaughter machines out of the hands of people who only recently stopped eating their own boogers. Never again. Protect kids. Then there's the you can't criticize guns unless you're a gun expert lines. Oh hey, that's a Bushmaster AR-15 with 100-round dual drums.Can I live now? Yes, if everyone just understood guns, mass shootings would no longer be a problem. Pow pow pow. Hello! I like hunting and - ack!
     
5. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2018-02-19 student 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2018-02-19 Pub. Date: 2018-02-19
Image Number: 168818
Caption: School of Glock. Howdy! It seems people are blaming a mass shooting on the poor AR-15 again! Rather than ban these beautiful, rapid-fire freedom sticks, we have a more practical idea. NRA. Guns in school are good. Even better: Schools in guns! Introducing ... The Safe School of the Future. Heston Elementary. Home of the Hot Shots. Under the protective gaze of a warhead-sized bullet, these students enjoy peace through superior firepower. Now that's a high-caliber education! It's so brilliant, we're designing whole cities this way! Uzi Tower, anyone? Can I have my campaign donation now? City of Tomorrow.
     
6. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2017-11-06 student 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2017-11-06 Pub. Date: 2017-11-06
Image Number: 164700
Caption: Serve your country club. Middle-class Americans! Time to be patriotic. I want you … to pay more in taxes so our brave job creators pay less! You can help achieve victory. I'm melting down my jewelry to give to our heroic billionaires. We must sacrifice. We can't afford tax breaks for student loans. A lifetime of indentured servitude is the least I can do for my country. Whatever you do, don't ask questions. So, when the 0.1% have everything and I have nothing, is that victory? Traitor!
     
7. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2017-06-19 student 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2017-06-19 Pub. Date: 2017-06-19
Image Number: 159665
Caption: The Scarlet Lunch. For decades, many U.S. kids without lunch money have been given low-grade substitute lunches and sometimes put to work. Five more minutes of mopping and you can get your shame sandwich! Clearly, there's a problem here … with poor kids not pulling their weight. These little moochers, sitting at desks being taught. Back in my day, the poor kids shoveled coal into furnaces at the carriage factory! Maybe it's time to stop giving free textbooks and chairs to these education queens. Emmie, can you read page 126 about Reaganomics for us? Actually, no. America: Keepin' it class-y! I'll take one. Loser. Poor.
     
8. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2017-01-09 student 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2017-01-09 Pub. Date: 2017-01-09
Image Number: 153298
Caption: Repeal and Destroy. Obamacare freed many to start their own businesses. What will the GOP replace it with? We have a plan for you. It's called Cubicle-Care. Then there's the Super Saver Special. Isn't this gig economy great? You can save for your own healthcare now! And retirement. And a house. And playing off student loans. U. Uber. Maybe they should have to live with the same plans they'll be dumping on the rest of us. What do you mean pre-existing conditions make my premiums $2000 a month?! I'm sorry. May I suggest a fewer steak dinners with lobbyists? Insurecorp. Or not live, as the case may be. Couldn't afford $10,000 insulin. But hey, pharma stocks are up!
     
9. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2016-08-29 student 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2016-08-29 Pub. Date: 2016-08-29
Image Number: 148111
Caption: The University of Chicago Guide to Free Speech. Some clarifications to our recent letter mandating "freedom of expression" on campus. Are you from a dominant social group saying "politically incorrect" things? That is speech. We'll protect it! Are you from a minority group protesting something said by the previous group? That was racist. ! Proceed with caution, you coddled millennial. Are you an invited speaker to whom we are paying a hefty fee, and also a war criminal/online harasser/extreme bigot/anti-science kook? We've got your back! Want to peacefully protest your university granting legitimacy to this person? Disinvite the bigot. Sorry, voicing that opinion is not speech. We are VERY, VERY concerned about "trigger warnings." (Shout out to right-wing donors!) Yeah! But, no need to mention the problem of campus sexual assault. Are you an LGBT student looking for a place where you don't have to worry about being harassed? Sorry, no "safe spaces," you wimps! Wait, we have those already? Oops.
     
10. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2016-06-20 student 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2016-06-20 Pub. Date: 2016-06-20
Image Number: 145091
Caption: A Stanford student-athlete convicted of sexual assault blames "binge drinking." Dude, I got so wasted last night, I diddled and dry-humped an unconscious girl behind a dumpster. Happens to me all the time, bro. A judge let him off easy, citing concern for his future. As for less upwardly-mobile rapists ... I see you're a high school dropout who can't catch a football. They say orange is the new black. This guy can get a harsh sentence just for being in the vicinity. Just going to buy some milk Nano-Mart. Confused? Talk to your lawyer about the justice plan that's right for you. Predator Pass. Platinum. Tucker Huntley. I'm pre-approved for three assaults a year!
     
11. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2016-05-16 student 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2016-05-16 Pub. Date: 2016-05-16
Image Number: 143538
Caption: Degrade School. For real: McDonald's holds a school fundraiser called "McTeacher Night" in which teachers must serve food to students at McDonald's Mrs. Hubbard! Keep studying, Tanya, and you can be like me someday. Yes, rather than fund schools properly, let's poison our already pre-diabetic kids! When I grow up, I want to get a good job to pay for my insulin shots! M. And the money is pathetic. But ... why did the clown keep most of the cash? Be quiet. You made $1.50. Coming soon: Nicotine Night! Each cigarette smoked - 10¢ for your school! Altria™. Keep puffing, Bobby! Or don't you want chairs this year?
     
12. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2015-10-05 student 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2015-10-05 Pub. Date: 2015-10-05
Image Number: 133621
Caption: Campus Carry. It's the hot new trend sweeping America's public colleges: Allowing concealed weapons on campus! Because no college student is ever depressed, guns will only be used for protection. $100,000 in debt. Enjoy enhanced theme parties! Wild West Night. Hold still, brah! Great for late-night slice defense. Step away from the pie. Relish the surprise of finding your gun in your messy dorm room! Blam! Oh, there it is! Oh, who are we kidding? This will be the real "Campus Carry."
     
13. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2015-03-25 student 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2015-03-25 Pub. Date: 2015-03-25
Image Number: 124866
Caption: It was in the early '70s at a liberal arts college. I was a 21 year-old senior working long hours on a thesis project. At 11am on a Sunday morning, I went to get some lunch at the student union. I was exhausted and badly needed a bath. I set my bag down on a table and went up to order a Dr. Pepper and french fries. I went back to the table with my drink while the fries were cooking, and saw this guy, a transfer student, sitting there. Hey, I took a seat here. How you doin'? Though he had been on campus for only a semester, Carl already had a reputation as an arrogant jerk. My friends and I felt uneasy around him. (This is a long form cartoon. To see next panels, use "Image Number" box at left and enter 124876.)
     
14. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2015-03-25 student 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2015-03-25 Pub. Date: 2015-03-25
Image Number: 124882
Caption: Is there anything else? Have a great new year! Don't call this number again. Good luck to your family. They will need it. Who was this sicko? How did he get my unpublished number? Was he doing this business from the university where he had just been hired as the dean of students? The fact that he called me at all was an act of aggression. He was a stranger interloping ... reminding me he was still around ... still showing me who was boss ... This time, I had to do something. But what? ? (This is a long form cartoon. To see next panels, use "Image Number" box at left and enter 124883.)
     
15. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2015-03-25 student 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2015-03-25 Pub. Date: 2015-03-25
Image Number: 124877
Caption: What I remember is Carl taking my arm, and walking with him outside the student union to my apartment. I feel so strange … I don't know how he knew where I lived. Maybe I guided us back. I remember feeling relieved that someone was helping me get to my place, a place of safety. Memories remain in cinematic flashes. The next thing I recall is sitting on my sofa, Carl in front of me removing my clothes. Let's get these off. I recall feeling embarrassed that I was naked and that my underarms stank. He said something about a bath. (This is a long form cartoon. To see next panels, use "Image Number" box at left and enter 124878.)
     
16. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2015-03-09 student 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2015-03-09 Pub. Date: 2015-03-09
Image Number: 124181
Caption: Hey, Caucasians! Angered by the way "racial preferences" make things unequal? Here's how you can beat the system! First, apply to college as a legacy. Hmm … I don't know. This kid is an average student, but his father and grandfather are alumni … and they're doctors! I think his money will fit in just fine! Office of Admissions. After graduation, while the other suckers are sending out resumes, you tap into the old boy network.* Dartvard University. Yo brah, it's Matt. Can you, like, hook me up with a job? Matty! Chug-a-lug! Sure thing, dude! Guess what? My boss is also a Deke! *Nepotism also works. Schmooze your way to the top over the years by charming like-minded business cronies. Ha ha! I like your style, Matty! How'd you like to come work for me? I'll set you up with a sweet package! Speakin' of sweet packages, check out the rack on this little number! Knockers Bar & Grille. Finally, have kids and repeat the process over and over and over ... Madison, Hunter, you'll be up against some tough odds, what with all these special privileges for minorities ... But your daddy will make sure merit prevails in the end!
     
17. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2014-12-29 student 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2014-12-29 Pub. Date: 2014-12-29
Image Number: 121030
Caption: Take and Give. Omniwidget International. Dump those 3,000 tons of sludge into the river! Sir, the Chinese factory workers' faces are melting off from toxic acid. Not my problem. Re-elect Paul Ruin. "Nuke the social safety net." I gave $5 million to this guy's Superpac. You even think about forming a union, you die! Boof! Save Pell Grants. These stupid protesters complaining about student loans! 20 years later ... Ah, retirement! Time to devote myself to philanthropy and help those in need!
     
18. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2014-12-08 student 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2014-12-08 Pub. Date: 2014-12-08
Image Number: 120081
Caption: A Princeton U. eating club emailed its members: "Ever wonder who we have to thank (blame) for gender equality … Looking for someone to blame for the influx of girls? Come tomorrow and help boo Sally Frank.*" Princeton. *The alumna who sued to have the clubs admit women. This was after emailing everyone a sex pic without the consent of the woman in it. Hey, man she was an Asian chick! Tiger Inn. "Where the elite eat and treat women like meat." What do these guys want to do without women around, anyway? Annual Pate Porn & Pie Porking Party. Add some more foie gras to those hooters. P. How are we supposed to break the glass ceiling when we can't even break into brunch? Someday they'll be our bosses. If we're lucky enough to get jobs.
     
19. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2014-09-01 student 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2014-09-01 Pub. Date: 2014-09-01
Image Number: 116051
Caption: Tips and Tricks for New College Students. Edu-Hut for Profit U. Student Loan Money Gladly Accepted! Free 2006 iPod Nano with Enrollment. If you university looks like this, run away immediately. Econ 101 Term Paper Idea: Explain why you adjunct professor makes 1/100 what the football coach does. American Dream Calculator. Take the numbers before the comma in your student load. $47,000. This is the number of years after graduation until you can even think about buying a house. Career Tip: Consider buy a goat instead. Hi, Mom. Yeah, the semester's going great! Artisanal Cheese $28/lb.
     
20. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2013-06-10 student 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2013-06-11 Pub. Date: 2013-06-10
Image Number: 98113
Caption: Cash-strapped college students! Interest rates on federal loans could double soon - justified by spending that happened before you hit puberty. Bush tax cuts pass. Next: War in Iraq? Here are some tips for dealing with the rate hike. Pretend you're a bank. Then you can borrow money at 0.75%! The Bank of Justin. Money, please. Attend a school you can afford. Eastern Mongolia Institute for Yak Studies. Registration yurt. Skip college. UQ. Udder Queen. I couldn't afford it before the rate hike!
     
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