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1. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2016-05-30 store 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2016-05-30 Pub. Date: 2016-05-30
Image Number: 144090
Caption: Intelligence Tests of Our Times. Earbud detangling. Crap. Grocery store math games. 89 each. Sale! 10 for $10. Cush Tush. Ti-D Bum. Guess I'd better buy ten of these! Easter egg hunting. I've clicked on the giraffe head five times and I still can't find it! Stoopid Safari 2. Menu. Language. Special features. Try highlighting the language menu, pressing right, then hitting enter on the guinea hen. Dishwasher Tetris. Nope ... nope ... nope ... aha!
     
2. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2015-11-23 store 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2015-11-23 Pub. Date: 2015-11-23
Image Number: 135767
Caption: Thanksgiving Through the Years. 1621. To our bountiful harvest! 1940s. To our family! 2010s. Here's to 50% off digital spatulas at All-Mart! Later! 2050s. Here's to a day in the shop pods! Kids, ear your nanoturkeys!
     
3. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2014-11-24 store 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2014-11-24 Pub. Date: 2014-11-24
Image Number: 119533
Caption: Grandpa Perkins' Thanksgiving Tirade. Can you believe Obama and this immigration nonsense? I don't recognize this country anymore. When I was growing up, we lived in a small town where everyone knew everyone! You shopped at your neighbors' store! Now everything is made by foreigners ... and all those good jobs with family businesses are gone - thanks to immigrants! Where are you going? It's 6:00! Time to hit the pre-Black Friday sale at Krap-Mart!
     
4. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2014-10-13 store 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2014-10-13 Pub. Date: 2014-10-13
Image Number: 117780
Caption: What does the economy hold in store? Let's peer into America of the Future. In the future, nearly all jobs in the U.S. will be located in just three mega-cities. San Frangeles. Northbeastia. Texmexiplex. In the rest of the country, towns will simply adopt Wal-Mart store numbers as names. Walmart. You from here? No, I live over in 517289. Within the three cities, international elites will buy up all the walkable cores. Lovely day for a stroll! Yes indeedy! Everyone else will be forced into distant exurbs, where they live in shacks made from found objects. City center 150 mi. I make almost enough to pay for gas. School bus.
     
5. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2014-07-27 store 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2014-07-27 Pub. Date: 2014-07-27
Image Number: 114548
Caption: Sincerely Screwed. A Colorado judge recently ruled against the town's ban on fracking. "While the court appreciates the Longmont citizens' sincerely held beliefs about risks to their health and safety, the court does not find this is sufficient to completely devalue the state's interest." Bam! So ... "sincerely held beliefs" are protected when they are religious beliefs of a store that sells glue-on googly eyes ... Hobby Lobby. Sex is only for making baby box stores. But not when they are held by actual people and grounded in observable scientific reality. Pumphouse Brewery. Would it help if I called that the Devil? So if you want to keep fracking out of your community, you'd better pray. Works about as well as voting apparently.
     
6. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2014-07-14 store 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2014-07-15 Pub. Date: 2014-07-14
Image Number: 113970
Caption: Big Box O' Poverty. Krap-Mart wants cheaper gnomes, so no more bathroom breaks! Sale! Acme Garden Gnome. Welcome to Krap-Mart. You'll be part-time at $8.25 an hour. Food Stamps FAQ. You'll want this. Can't compete with gnomes that cost $3 less! Ye Old Mom & Pop Gnome and Troll Shoppe. Out of business. Guess I'll have to go work at Krap-Mart! Boycott Krap-Mart. But stuff here is cheap! Why do you want to hurt the poor?
     
7. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2014-06-16 store 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2014-06-17 Pub. Date: 2014-06-16
Image Number: 112804
Caption: Making a Point. A posh London neighborhood is using spikes to discourage sleeping homeless people. Bloody hell! Now they want to impale us! Spikes aren't necessarily a bad idea if we use them in the right places. Every lot available for the new Wal-mart has these darn things in it. I dunno. These spikes just showed up on all the streets downtown, and cars can't get through! Of course, when earth is no longer habitable and all of humanity is homeless, we may find something familiar ... That one has a good atmosphere, but ... those spikes again! It's almost as if we aren't wanted.
     
8. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2013-12-09 store 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2013-12-10 Pub. Date: 2013-12-09
Image Number: 105091
Caption: Mr. & Mrs. Perkins Go Gift Shopping 2013. We could get Auntie Perkins a throw pillow. Hmm contains carcinogenic flame retardants. Home Sweet Home. How about one of these gizmos? The Zart 5.2 is here! Those are assembled in Chinese sweatshops under brutal conditions. There's always clothing. Made by Bangladeshi garment workers whose factory collapsed on them. Some preserves? Non-organic strawberries are laden with pesticides. Strawberry. Surely this store will have something. Grandma's Giftplex. Actually, the owners are eccentric billionaires who support stoning gay people. We're looking for a store with well-paid employees who don't have to work holidays, that sells quality stuff that won't kill you and didn't harm the people who made it. Mall information. Security!
     
9. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2013-11-24 store 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2013-11-26 Pub. Date: 2013-11-24
Image Number: 104524
Caption: Black Friday is creeping ever earlier, with Kmart opening at 6am on Thanksgiving, and WalMart at 6pm. WalMart associates are really excited to work that day! Gnaw gnaw. Executive VP Duncan Mac Naughton (actual quote). But workers can still celebrate! Lord, thank you for these snack chips, and for the fact that this day will eventually be over. Turkitos. "Grab a bag of Thanksgiving!" Like so many aspects of American life, holidays have become 2-tiered. Thanksgiving premium. Family. Wine. Candlelight. Dressing the turkey. "Have another helping". Giving thanks. Thanksgiving basic. Co-workers. Red Bull. Fluorescent lights. Cleaning up dressing rooms. "How can I help you?" "Thanks for shopping". Soon, we'll tell the new story of Thanksgiving ... "On this day, we remember the Pilgrims who came in the ship-sized vehicles in search of a new world of discounted goods." Welcome! Greeted by native.
     
10. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2013-05-19 store 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2013-05-21 Pub. Date: 2013-05-19
Image Number: 97286
Caption: GAP'S REPUTATION COLLAPSE. Even after the recent garment factory collapse that killed 1,127 in Bangladesh, THE GAP - along with WALMART - refuses to sign a legally-binding agreement to improve safety conditions in the country. Cracks in the retailer's facade began to appear when making excuses about why it couldn't sign an enforceable measure. The U.S. is quite litigious. Heh-heh. KRRK! GAP. If warning signs are ignored, the brand could collapse, killing over 3,000 stores, including several hundred GAP KIDS and BABYGAPS. Ethical GAPS will remain open! The Ethical GAP. Sale! Death Polos. Steel-plated summer hats. Protection from sun, falling beams. As a Bangladeshi garment worker, what do you think of all this? I guess GAP just wants us to continue living in a BANANA REPUBLIC! Well, they DO own that.
     
11. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2013-04-29 store 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2013-04-30 Pub. Date: 2013-04-29
Image Number: 96523
Caption: After the west, Texas fertilizer plant explosion, Gov. Rick Perry assailed A cartoon criticizing his disdain for regulations. "I won't stand for someone mocking the tragic deaths of my fellow Texans and out fellow Americans." (Actual quote.) People of Texas, rest assured that I will always protect you from those who would insult me. I mean - the victims of a terrible accident! I will also keep our factories safe from dangerous inspectors. If we want to store 270 tons of explosives next to a school, that's OUR BUSINESS! George W. Bush Presidential Library. This chapter on deflecting blame after a major tragedy is great stuff! Yeah, well, it only works for so long. Post - 9/11 Playbook.
     
12. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2013-02-11 store 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2013-02-12 Pub. Date: 2013-02-11
Image Number: 93540
Caption: Around the country, people are demonstrating the right to bear arms by entering public spaces with assault weapons. True: A man caused mass panic parading a semi-automatic rifle through a Charlottesville, VA supermarket. Bananas. How can you tell if that guy toting an AR-15 in the grocery store is a GUN NUT or MASS SHOOTER? 1. Are you still alive? If so, he might not be a homicidal maniac. 2. Which box is checked on his t-shirt? Good. Evil. You're probably okay! 3. Has he brought a well-regulated militia? Actually, this could go either way. 4. Still not sure? HIDE. But feel proud that you're not infringing on anybody's RIGHTS!
     
13. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2012-11-27 store 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2012-11-27 Pub. Date: 2012-11-27
Image Number: 90518
Caption: Some Wal-mart workers went on strike on Black Friday, but few Americans seemed to care. Outta my way! Fair pay. Popcorn makers are 30% off! What if shoppers had the same sense of urgency about inequality? You make how little per hour? What can I do to help you right now? And when workers went on strike, customers stayed home? There were zero purchases made today in the nation's Wal-marts! Sale. Quit daydreaming and sweep the floor! We just had 10,000 people through here! Yes, sir. Poof!
     
14. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2012-04-02 store 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2012-04-02 Pub. Date: 2012-04-02
Image Number: 86652
Caption: IF BUYING BROCCOLI WERE LIKE BUYING HEALTH INSURANCE. Because some Supreme Court justices can't seem to tell the difference. Broccoli! Broccoli! Bewildering Jargon. Stalk Pay $0. Sprout Rider $200. Floret Fee $50. Cruciferous Subtractor $100. High Risk Brocco-Pool. How much is this? You might need a lot of broccoli someday, so that'll be $500 a head. Denial of Vegetable. I'm sorry, ma'am. You can't buy that because you have pre-existing Chlorophilia.
     
15. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2012-01-01 store 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2012-01-01 Pub. Date: 2012-01-01
Image Number: 86594
Caption: Slowpoke. What's wrong, Mr. P? I can't decide which I identify with: The nostalgic, timeless aura of Coke, or the energetic, youth-oriented themes of Pepsi. Santa Clause or Beyonce? That is the question. You could go the spiritual route with this tea. It promises "the enlightenment of a thousand tea-betan monks." I'm afraid I prefer my beverages dharma-free. Buddha Brand Tea. Now sox more Zen! From the makers of Sno-Koans. Surely there must be SOME marketing niche you fall into. I am simply too complex to be pigeonholed. Manly Man Fancy pear halves. Rowdy Lesbian brand cupcakes. Upwardly Mobile mustard. Sale Items. Er ... On second thought, I stand corrected. Repressed Suit-Wearing Pointy-Headed Man Cheese.
     
16. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2011-09-19 store 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2011-09-19 Pub. Date: 2011-09-19
Image Number: 89295
Caption: Slowpoke. LADIES! Come on down to Unplanned Parenthood. Pregnancy Centers, GOP-Style. Pregnant Teen? We've got So you had a happy accident! Helpful Pamphlets. Coupons for maternity-sized prom dresses. Free lollipops! Sexual Assault Victim? Let our counselors help! Eggs fertilized by a rapist's sperm are people too! You were probably showing a little thigh, weren't you? We don't provide cervical screening ... But we DO offer Lesbian Screening! Do you find Rachel Maddow hot? I ... I kinda DO! And don't forget to check out our store! We've got books .. The Rhythm Method Cookbook. Recipes for Enormous Families. And emergency contra-contraception - if you've taken Plan B but changed your mind! Plan C.
     
17. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2011-01-01 store 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2011-01-01 Pub. Date: 2011-01-01
Image Number: 86600
Caption: Slowpoke. Need an abortion in South Dakota? Thanks to a new law, you'll have to get anti-abortion counseling first. You DO realize that at nine weeks, a fetus is fully capable of filing taxes and solving quadratic equations, don't you? BABY YES! Coming soon: More conservative counseling! Before you buy a fuel-efficient car: Whoa, whoa, whoa! I know gas is high, but you must realize that real men have a big carbon footprint! At the health food store: Before you buy that brown rice and tofu, I should advise you that there's a McDonalds across the street offering lovely All-American Big Macs. Kelp Krunchies. Spelt Zings. When you get a passport: But why would you WANT to leave the greatest nation on Earth, even for a week?
     
18. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2009-12-28 store 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2009-12-28 Pub. Date: 2009-12-28
Image Number: 90480
Caption: Slowpoke. Decade of Doom. Sometime in 1999. Oh yeah, you should totally see "The Blair Witch Project." Oasis. Hark! I am here to warn you about the future! The World Trade Center will soon be destroyed by airplanes. The '00s are coming! Endless war will ensue and the economy will collapse! Circuit City and Linens-N-Things stores will no longer exist! A beauty queen from Alaska will come close to running the world! People will spend their days doing something called Tweeting! The '00s are coming! But we WILL elect a black President ... Who is that guy? Just some whackjob! Oasis.
     
19. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2009-12-21 store 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2009-12-21 Pub. Date: 2009-12-21
Image Number: 90479
Caption: Slowpoke. Mr. & Mrs. Perkins Go Gift Shopping 2009. Stuff 'n' Things Etcetera. Out of Business. Build-A-Bard Workshop. This space for lease. Hard to believe it's time to buy a present for auntie Perkins again. This mall has certainly seen better days. It's Disposable! One time-use sinks, sofas and ottomans. Please visit out new location online. Almost like it was hit by a Predator drone or something. I'm starting to think we won't find anything. Banana Dystopia Remodeling until 2018. Well, here's one place that's still open. Bank of All Space and Time. Gift-Wrapped Credit Cards: The gift that keeps on giving ... To us! I hope auntie Perkins likes plastic.
     
20. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2009-09-21 store 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2009-09-21 Pub. Date: 2009-09-21
Image Number: 90707
Caption: Slowpoke. Cart Talk. Who are these idiots who leave shopping carts in the middle of parking lots? Cart Return. BAM! My car! Here are some ideas for combating cart criminals. Insult carts detect when they've been abandoned. HEY, A-HOLE! Get back here! Carts identify delinquent shoppers through biometrics, converge on home, attack. BAM! CRUNCH! Looks like someone didn't return a cart! Parking patrolled by Hell's Shoppers. Don't even think about it man. Food Wizard.
     
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