I'm going to help Hammie practice pitching. Then do you want to try? Sure, I guess so. First, the catcher squats behind the plate like this. Pop! Pop! And then what? The catcher signals which pitch he wants the pitcher to throw. And then what? He catches the pitch! Zing! Thwap! Erk! And then the catcher realizes his squatting days are over? Something like that. Mom! Dad did it again!
Rick Kirkman Jerry Scott
You didn’t get invited to Bethany's boy-girl party? Only the cool kids got invited. I think you're cool! Thanks, mom. Too bad that doesn’t mean squat on the playground. Weren't you supposed to wait until junior high to hit me with this stuff?