Look! Up in the sky! It's absurd! It's inane! It's "Malaprop Man"! Malaprop Man! You're opening a sporting goods store! Yes, I have all kinds of mathletic feat! Sports. Grand Opening. I carry baseball brats and fielder glubs, football shoulder pans and helmints. Over here I have ice crates, hokey pucks, tennis brackets and all kinds of basketball squeakers! If you want to play 18 holes, there's a wide variety of goofballs! I think I'm looking at the biggest one right now!
Bob Thaves Tom Thaves
Frank and Ernest
Sporting Goods. When I played sports in college they called me "Wrong Way Callahan". I didn't know you played football! I didn't. I played golf.