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1. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2019-04-12 spoil 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2019-04-12 Pub. Date: 2019-04-12
Image Number: 177117
Caption: What you just say life is? A parade of air-bursting bolides. When an extremely bright meteor hurtles toward earth, it's a bolide. If it blows up when it enters our atmosphere instead of impacting the surface … that's an airburst. Every opportunity we miss. Every time we narrowly avoid death. Every time we didn't eat a burrito that had just gone bad ... You tellin' me that burrito I snuck from you was old? Some bolides explode elsewhere.
     
2. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2019-03-28 spoil 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2019-03-28 Pub. Date: 2019-03-28
Image Number: 176942
Caption: Your article about the electoral college was riddled with inaccuracies. You mean my humor column? The electoral college not a for-profit, fake real estate training program started by James and Ivanka Madison to defraud people out of their life savings. It was a joke. And Hollywood actors and rich CEOs did not bribe people to get their spoiled kids into the electoral college. It was a joke. (Sigh) People always get extra-literal when their worldview is challenged. We're talking about my view of the electoral college, not of the world.
     
3. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2017-01-22 spoil 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2017-01-22 Pub. Date: 2017-01-22
Image Number: 152909
Caption: I'm so over 2017. Dr. Noodle. I was looking forward to it, but now it can't end too soon for me. I thought it was going to be like old times. I thought I'd get to see what she could do. With her talent and strength, there was so much she could have accomplished. Instead, we're left with a lot less light and a lot more darkness. Now who's going to save the republic from that spoiled little angry, narcissistic baby-man? I miss Carrie Fisher too. General Leia Organa was our only hope.
     
4. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2015-06-04 spoil 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2015-06-04 Pub. Date: 2015-06-04
Image Number: 127778
Caption: Would I be a bad father if I just went to sleep and let Lionel jump on his bed all night long? Dr. Noodle. Of course not. There's a slight chance that would lead to a cycle of permissiveness … … And that he'll grow up spoiled and feeling entitled, to the point where he'll become a narcissist and turn to a life of crime. Just kidding. Maybe. Can I see your credentials again? Ph.D. (This cartoon was originally published on 2013-05-23).
     
5. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2015-01-13 spoil 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2015-01-13 Pub. Date: 2015-01-13
Image Number: 121385
Caption: Too many women feel entitled. I blame every man who calls his little girl a "princess." I told MY daughter "You ain't no princess! Take off that @#%$ tiara! Ain't nobody gonna 'take care of you' but YOU." Now that's "real talk." A lot of men feel "entitled," too. Not MY son. Made him pay me room an' board ever since he was three. Two packs of bubble gum, due first of every month.
     
6. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2013-08-17 spoil 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2013-08-17 Pub. Date: 2013-08-17
Image Number: 100294
Caption: You know what I hate worse than almost anything, Clyde? When I tell someone over and over again, for decades, not to eat my food without asking but they do it anyway. Thank God for Culture Clash. You know what else I can't stand? Throwing out egg salad just because it's gone really, really bad. I mean, even rotten egg salad has it's uses. I'm gonna get you for thi- OGAWD!
     
7. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2013-05-23 spoil 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2013-05-23 Pub. Date: 2013-05-23
Image Number: 97123
Caption: Would I be a bad father if I just went to sleep and let Lionel jump on his bed all night long? Dr. Noodle. Of course not. There's a slight chance that would lead to a cycle of permissiveness … … And that he'll grow up spoiled and feeling entitled, to the point where he'll become a narcissist and turn to a life of crime. Just kidding. Maybe. Can I see your credentials again? Ph.D.
     
8. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2012-12-28 spoil 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2012-12-28 Pub. Date: 2012-12-28
Image Number: 91456
Caption: Merry Christmas, Clyde. That was days ago. Whachoo doin'? Thug 4 Life. People say "Merry Christmas" for days before Christmas. Why not say it afterward too? "After" is just as far away from Christmas as "Before." What makes "before" so special? As points in time go, "before" is a spoiled brat. I picked the wrong year to take up "listening." Thug 4 Life.
     
9. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2012-11-15 spoil 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2012-11-15 Pub. Date: 2012-11-15
Image Number: 89720
Caption: It's been a whole year since you and Roxanne split up. Maybe it's time to see someone new. I am. Dr. Noodle. That's great! What's she like? She's not a spoiled, self-centered harpy who wants to change me. PhD. She doesn’t belittle my manhood and suck the life out of me like an evil vampire. PhD. It's only been a year. Maybe it's not time to see someone new. There's a lot not to hate about her. Scribble Scrib -
     
10. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2010-12-09 spoil 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2010-12-09 Pub. Date: 2010-12-09
Image Number: 55013
Caption: Facebook. Messages. From Sasha Mitchell. Lemont … I was sitting at home on my couch channel-surfing and got bored, so I just left the TV on some channel I'd never watched before and went back to reading my book. … Then I heard a voice. It was so familiar ... It reminded me of when I used to lie on your bed in the dorms and watched you write, and listen to you talk about how someday you'd be a famous writer. At first I thought the voice was in my head. But then I looked up and saw YOU n TV. You were talking about being a successful, important writer. I was so PROUD, Lemont! I started jumping up and down and screaming "HE DID IT! HE DID IT!" I write for a newspaper. Tap tap tap tap tap. Don't spoil the mood.
     
11. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2009-07-06 spoil 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2009-07-06 Pub. Date: 2009-07-06
Image Number: 35968
Caption: What the -- who's there? Dead "King of Pop," Michael Jackson. Are you a ghost? I am a beautiful, angelic entity. A force of love and life. I was put on this earth to bring mankind together in peace. What was up with those kids you -- Don't spoil the moment or I'll tap dance on your spleen!
     
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