You've been glaring at me all morning, Sadie. You're imagining things, cretin. It's not as if I'm calculating the optimal strategy for turning your friends against you, destroying your reputation, and making you the most despised cretin in town. It's not as if I've already set my plan into motion, and now I'm gleefully imagining the tears raining from your eyes as you spiral downward into an abyss of disgrace. I said I was sorry there was a hair in your oatmeal. Too late! Your demise is already trending.
Why do you keep asking people if they've ever sued anyone for libel? Well, someone libeled me. I'm a Starfleet captain in "Star Trek Online." Someone playing a Ferengi merchant had that Ferengi call my captain "incompetent." right in front of my whole crew. My whole crew quit. My captain went into a downward shame-spiral. He started drinking, stopped shaving, and now he's captaining a garbage scow out of Sherman's planet. Suing a fake person's real person for defaming a real person's fake person. You just might make legal history. My captain hired a lawyer, but I'm not sure the lawyer is being played by a lawyer.