Stee-rike three! Wow! This pitcher is awesome! Who's awesome? Pete. He's unhittable and he's ambidextrous. That would explain the funny-looking glove. The fans laugh at Pete. Just because of his glove??? No. He also pitches underhand. That is pretty funny ... Are you kidding me?!! What's so funny 'bout Pete's glove and underhanding? Stee-rike three!
Mike du Jour
The Beach Boys. Who hasn’t bought drinks?!! I got a round. Round! Round! Round! Round! I got a rooound! I'm starting to get a bad vibration …