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1. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2017-07-09 somebody 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2017-07-09 Pub. Date: 2017-07-09
Image Number: 159502
Caption: It's hard to debunk the whole "fake news" thing when so-called "journalists" keep lying, or keep not correcting their "mistakes" take Joy-Ann Reid, for instance. Who she? She has a show on MSNBC. The other week, after that former Bernie-supporter shot at those congressmen ... somebody tweeted "too soon to mention Bernie owes his entire political career to the NRA? Particularly his support of assault rifles his R opponent decried?" "Journalist" Joy-Ann Reid retweeted that, adding "I hope we have the maturity as a country to confront facts like this at the same time we're thinking of victims and keeping level heads." But it wasn't a fact. Sanders opposed assault rifles. The NRA backed him in that one race to punish the Republican who'd just changed his position on assault rifles. A Vermont gun store owner said at the time, "At least [Bernie's] consistent" with his opposition to semi-automatic rifles. A simple Google search would've told her that, apparently Joy-Ann Reid doesn't even Joy-Ann read. This whole thing was so you could say that joke, wasn't it.
     
2. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2017-01-06 somebody 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2017-01-06 Pub. Date: 2017-01-06
Image Number: 152859
Caption: I feel like a burrito right now, Clyde. You can't have no burrito, Big L. You a single dad raisin' a two-year-old baby. What'll happen to him if you drop dead of a heart attack? Parents who don't take care of theyselves an' don't watch they carbs an minerals an' such is selfish. Whatever. Give me back my burrito, Clyde. Somebody gotta look out for the children.
     
3. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2016-12-04 somebody 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2016-12-04 Pub. Date: 2016-12-04
Image Number: 151096
Caption: The other day, somebody in a red Trump hat actually to me to "Go back where you came from, n*****." I'm not surprised. That's been happening a lot. Trump's election encouraged white supremacists everywhere to come out of the shadows. They think it's their day again. Well this ain't Selma, an' I ain't Martin Luther the King. That fool found that out right quick, bruh. This ain't 1965. This here 2016. Fools better know "n*****s" be armed now. Oh god, Clyde! What did you do?! What did you do?! You had a gun?! No, I had an iPhone. I recorded the whole thing. Put it on Youtube. In just two hours, that fool got fired. Oh. Maybe we should all be packing iPhones for the next four years.
     
4. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2016-07-29 somebody 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2016-07-29 Pub. Date: 2016-07-29
Image Number: 146474
Caption: Hello? Ö Whachoo mean "who this is?" Who you is? Don't be callin' me askin' who I be, like you ain't got no phone-trainin', when you call somebody, it's customary for you to say who you be. You say yo' name "Clarence"? Well ok then. Now I'll tell you who I be, Clarence. I'm the brotha that found yo' cellphone.
     
5. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2016-05-02 somebody 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2016-05-02 Pub. Date: 2016-05-02
Image Number: 142718
Caption: Hey Clyde, it's me. You still up? Is it goin' down now? Is what going down now? I'm just calling to say hi 'cause I can't get to sleep. What're you talking about? I told you don't never call me at night 'less somethin' goin' down. Like a heart attack, or somebody hurt, or the revolution's come. Who was your favorite Vulcan? "Thwak," son of "Don't be callin' me again."
     
6. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2016-04-11 somebody 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2016-04-11 Pub. Date: 2016-04-11
Image Number: 141796
Caption: Whachoo gone an' canceled cable for, bruh? It's too expensive and I didn't watch most of the channels. I can see all my favorite shows on Netflix and Hulu for a fraction of the cost. That's selfish. Think of the ramifications. Think of the cable workers who gonna lose they job if erebody cut cable. Wait ... how did you know I canceled cable? (A) I don't know what you implying, an' (2) I don't even know how to tap somebody line to secretly share they cable.
     
7. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2016-03-06 somebody 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2016-03-06 Pub. Date: 2016-03-06
Image Number: 139630
Caption: Hi Elmer, election day is almost here! You may remember that we helped you register to vote at a student even at University of Texas at Austin. "Elmer"? This election is the most important election someone in your community has ever faced. Now is your chance to take control for all Antarctic-Americans and really weigh in on the issues you indicated matter most to you ... such as "climate change," "wool sweater importation tariffs," and "penguin-albatross miscegenation." Can we count on you to vote, Mr. Fudd? Bruh, I ain't never been to University of Texas in Austin. Somebody done clowned you with the wrong number. But we gave you a free frisbee. An' what the @#$% I care about "penguin-albatross miscegenation"? Love is love.
     
8. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2015-12-26 somebody 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2015-12-26 Pub. Date: 2015-12-26
Image Number: 136833
Caption: What do you see up there, Susan? I see a drone looking into somebody's 30th-floor bedroom window. That's awfully specific. Usually you just see a dinosaur. Or a car Ö Oh. Stupid 21st century.
     
9. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2015-05-24 somebody 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2015-05-24 Pub. Date: 2015-05-24
Image Number: 126824
Caption: Ya'll think we'd be where we is way back when we was kids? You mean "when we were kids, did you think we'd end up where we are now?" No, that sounds like you askin' about what we think right now. I'm askin' about what we thought then. No, you've got that completely backward. Don't you mean "backwards"? There's an "s" at the end. No there isn't, that's just a common misconception. Wait ... What? Somebody pregnant? Well this is pretty much where I thought you two would still be. I ain't the daddy. I was somewheres else. There's no "s" at the end of "somewhere."
     
10. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2015-05-10 somebody 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2015-05-10 Pub. Date: 2015-05-10
Image Number: 126136
Caption: I'm reading a book called "Leviathan Wakes." It tells a story from the perspective of two different protagonists. Dr. Noodle. Neither knows just how much their stores are connected. It's like I've always thought: what if I'm not the only protagonist in my own life? What if there's somebody out there who's living the other half of my story? What if we're both on separate roads that are fated to converge at some pivotal, all-important moment? And what if I don't recognize this person's significance to my life and so we fail to connect?! I still think boring everyone you meet with your whole life story is a bad idea. But if I don't recognize their significance, they might recognize mine.
     
11. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2014-12-06 somebody 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2014-12-06 Pub. Date: 2014-12-06
Image Number: 119646
Caption: I feel like a burrito right now, Clyde. You can't have no burrito, Big L. You a single dad raisin' a two-year-old baby. What'll happen to him if you drop dead of a heart attack? Parents who donít take care of theyselves an' donít watch they carbs an minerals an' such is selfish. Whatever. Give me back my burrito, Clyde. Somebody gotta look out for the children.
     
12. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2014-07-13 somebody 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2014-07-13 Pub. Date: 2014-07-13
Image Number: 113038
Caption: Do you remember those five black and latin brothas from New York who was put in jail for assaulting a lady they never met? They sat in jail for years for that 'cause the NYPD was so sure it had to be some brown kids that they didn't bother lookin' no further. The city just had to pay those brothas $40 million 'cause of the injustice of it all. $40 million! Can you beleedat, Big L? They only one thing that would make this story better ... If somebody would pay the lady that got attacked $40 million, too. Who are you and what have you done with the real Clyde? They could also pay me $2 mil for havin' to watch it all on tv back when it happened.
     
13. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2014-07-11 somebody 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2014-07-11 Pub. Date: 2014-07-11
Image Number: 113448
Caption: What'd you do last night? WHAT?! WHY WOULD YOU ASK ME THAT?! What have you heard?! Did somebody tweet something? For your information, even the smartest people make mistakes. IS THERE SOMEHTING ON THE INTERNET I SHOULE KNOW ABOUT?! The 21st century is really loud.
     
14. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2014-07-04 somebody 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2014-07-04 Pub. Date: 2014-07-04
Image Number: 113187
Caption: Hello? Ö Whachoo mean "Who this is?" Who you is? Donít be callin' me askin' who I be, like you ain't' got no phone-trainin'. When you call somebody, it's customary for you to say who you be. You say yo' name "Clarence"? Well ok then. Now I'll tell you who I be, Clarence. I'm the brotha that found you' cellphone.
     
15. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2014-04-24 somebody 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2014-04-24 Pub. Date: 2014-04-24
Image Number: 110446
Caption: So you sayin' my boy Big L was overreactin' when he said I "don't exist" to him no more? Of course, pookie. A friend shouldnít just erase you from his life just 'cause you said something he didnít like. You and I should talk more often, girl. On the other hand, maybe joking about someone's kid wasn't the best thing to do. Hello? Did you hear me? Almost sound like somebody talkin'.
     
16. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2013-05-26 somebody 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2013-05-26 Pub. Date: 2013-05-26
Image Number: 96905
Caption: Y'all think we'd be where we is way back when we was kids? You mean "When we were kids, did you think we'd end up where we are now?" No, that sounds like you askin' about what we think right now. I'm askin' about what we thought then. No, you've got that completely backward. Don't you mean "backwards"? There's an "s" at the end. No there isn't, that's a common misconception. Wait ... What? Somebody pregnant? Well this is pretty much where I thought you two would still be. I ain't the daddy. I was somewheres else. There's no "s" at the end of "somewhere."
     
17. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2012-07-20 somebody 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2012-07-20 Pub. Date: 2012-07-20
Image Number: 84248
Caption: What'd you do last night? WHAT?! WHY WOULD YOU ASK ME THAT?! What have you heard?! Did somebody say something? For your information, even the smartest people make mistakes. IS THERE SOMETHING ON THE INTERNET I SHOULD KNOW ABOUT?! The 21st century is really loud.
     
18. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2011-08-13 somebody 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2011-08-13 Pub. Date: 2011-08-13
Image Number: 64171
Caption: Clyde, do you ... have you ever seen Lemont's kid? Or his ex-fiancee? What? It just occurred to me, I've never actually seen either of them. Imean, I'm not saying they don't exist, but ... have you seen them? I don't remember. You have the worst memory I've ever seen. Nonsense. Can't nobody "see" somebody memor ... What we talkin' 'bout?
     
19. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2011-03-05 somebody 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2011-03-05 Pub. Date: 2011-03-05
Image Number: 21747
Caption: I hope somebody buys his hats so he can feed his family. I hope nobody buys his hats. @#$% illegals takin' money from American hat dealers. Can't believe I have to return all these hats. Not one of 'em fits me.
     
20. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2011-01-29 somebody 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2011-01-29 Pub. Date: 2011-01-29
Image Number: 56624
Caption: What I would like is for somebody to tell me whether we'd still have the works for Vincent Van Gogh if antipsychotic pills were around back then. Ö Or the writings of Jack Kerouac. Or the achievements of mathematician John Nash. What I would like is for someone to tell me how many geniuses we'll never have because their brilliance is stifled by drugs. We're all out of that, but we do have good tuna melt.
     
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