Twitter. Twitter.com/Candorville. Trying 2 interview Basij, Iran's secret police. But Basij only paying attention 2 people in green. Will put on green hat 2 get their attention. Don't do that! They don't see me. Raising hand, like at press conferences. No! Stop it with the hand! Basij running over for interview. Will start w/ softball question 2 form bond. Dios mio!!