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Cartoonist(s): |
John Hambrock |
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The Brilliant Mind of Edison Lee |
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2018-04-05 |
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2018-04-05 |
Image Number: |
170085 |
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Do not touch. Security alarm activated. Poke poke poke poke poke poke. Bweep bweep bweep. I accidentally bumped it with my finger. Six times?!
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Cartoonist(s): |
John Hambrock |
Comic/Cartoon: |
The Brilliant Mind of Edison Lee |
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2017-09-24 |
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2017-09-24 |
Image Number: |
162460 |
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Cinderella's evil stepmother told her she could never become an engineer. As she sat crying in her room, her fairy guidance counselor magically appeared. Sniff sniff. With the wave of a magic wand, Cinderella's wish to pursue an engineering degree was granted ... and in six years she graduated with her master's. I like what you've done with it, Katie. That was the easy part. Not I have to figure out how to get her a job that pays as much as a man.
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Cartoonist(s): |
John Hambrock |
Comic/Cartoon: |
The Brilliant Mind of Edison Lee |
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2017-06-26 |
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2017-06-26 |
Image Number: |
159577 |
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My phone doesn't work. That's because it's dead. I had a hamster that died when I was six. All you needed to do was plug it into an outlet. Really? My parents never mentioned that to me.
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Cartoonist(s): |
John Hambrock |
Comic/Cartoon: |
The Brilliant Mind of Edison Lee |
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2017-02-05 |
Pub. Date: |
2017-02-05 |
Image Number: |
153555 |
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Remember , this game is about happiness, not money. … six, seven, eight. Life of Happiness. Watch the sunrise. Collect one hundred happiness points. See? Lucky you. My turn. Spiiinnn … seven, eight, nine. Watch the sun rise on my Maserati coupe. Collect ten thousand happiness points. Lucky you! ... three, four, five. Stop and smell the roses. Collect one hundred happiness points. Oh joy. Spinnnn. One, two. Stop and smell the fins handcrafted leather interior in my private jet. Collect one million happiness points. A jet?! That's it! I'm outta here! Wait! There's a chance you could land on the Be happy for the other players amazingly good fortune space. It's one thousand happiness points.
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Cartoonist(s): |
John Hambrock |
Comic/Cartoon: |
The Brilliant Mind of Edison Lee |
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2016-12-30 |
Pub. Date: |
2016-12-30 |
Image Number: |
152499 |
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New year's resolution number six: I resolve to not think critically of our new president-elect or his administration. Scribble scribble scribble I broke that one before I finished writing it.
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Cartoonist(s): |
John Hambrock |
Comic/Cartoon: |
The Brilliant Mind of Edison Lee |
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2016-10-31 |
Pub. Date: |
2016-10-31 |
Image Number: |
150340 |
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And so, the senator hits the campaign trail with our young reporter in tow. Ottoman. US Senate. Making yesterday great again. Senator, you called your opponent a bumbling atheist chowderhead on Twitter. So? It got retweeted. That was private! Is that allowed? Who retweeted it? One hundred forty-three thousand and six people.
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Cartoonist(s): |
John Hambrock |
Comic/Cartoon: |
The Brilliant Mind of Edison Lee |
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2016-10-19 |
Pub. Date: |
2016-10-19 |
Image Number: |
149750 |
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Hey, Edison, how did your presidential straw poll go in Mrs. Krupke's first grade class? They all chose Spongebob as a write-in candidate. What does that tell you about the state of this election? That we should allow six-year-olds to vote.
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Cartoonist(s): |
John Hambrock |
Comic/Cartoon: |
The Brilliant Mind of Edison Lee |
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2016-08-30 |
Pub. Date: |
2016-08-30 |
Image Number: |
147801 |
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Hey, dad, you up for a game of Monopoly? Again? Sure. It's just pure luck that I've won the last ninety-six games. Gee, is that how many it's been? Do you want to cede now or see this through to its inevitable conclusion? Cede now, please. Nice win. Congratulations. I won in twelve seconds. Wow. You're really good. |
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Cartoonist(s): |
John Hambrock |
Comic/Cartoon: |
The Brilliant Mind of Edison Lee |
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2016-08-26 |
Pub. Date: |
2016-08-26 |
Image Number: |
147528 |
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Errrgh! I think I'm allergic to back-to-school shopping! Stop. What all is on the list? Ten boxes of Kleenex, six bottles of hand sanitizer … Kleenex? Hand sanitizer? When I was a kid we picked our noses and ate glue. Ah yes, those romantic days of yesteryear. |
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Cartoonist(s): |
John Hambrock |
Comic/Cartoon: |
The Brilliant Mind of Edison Lee |
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2016-07-17 |
Pub. Date: |
2016-07-17 |
Image Number: |
145351 |
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Edison's Mini Golf. #1. Where's the hole? Buenos Aires. The Powerball Jackpot Hole. Get a hole in one and win $1.5 billion. And why is there a line of people on number four? They're all waiting to get their ball through a TSA checkpoint. Many of them will probably miss their next hole. Hey, kid, that hole keeps moving all over the place ... first right, then left ... And then there's number six, The Trump Challenge. Can I play? Sure. Par for all nine is eighty-six thousand and two. Good luck. |
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Cartoonist(s): |
John Hambrock |
Comic/Cartoon: |
The Brilliant Mind of Edison Lee |
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2016-07-13 |
Pub. Date: |
2016-07-13 |
Image Number: |
145660 |
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Edison, let's discuss stats while we wait for the opening pitch. Statistics? I have plenty of those. A hot dog has four hundred calories and costs five dollars. A twelve-ounce root beer has thirty-eight grams of sugar … I mean player stats. Oh. Did you know the average wait time to buy nachos is eight minutes and six seconds. |
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Cartoonist(s): |
John Hambrock |
Comic/Cartoon: |
The Brilliant Mind of Edison Lee |
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2016-05-23 |
Pub. Date: |
2016-05-23 |
Image Number: |
143471 |
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Coming up next on the news at six: Lamps, sofas and televisions. Learn how these and other household items can kill you! Why is grandpa hiding under the coffee table? |
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Cartoonist(s): |
John Hambrock |
Comic/Cartoon: |
The Brilliant Mind of Edison Lee |
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2016-04-24 |
Pub. Date: |
2016-04-24 |
Image Number: |
141645 |
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Orville attempts to make a Chippendale highboy dresser. What does it say to do next? Cut that down to thirty-six by fifty-six inches … Woodworking plans. Grrrrnk … being careful not to chip any of the fine veneer. Aw, crud. That's ok. I think you should try making the stylish footstool instead. Cut your panel into a twelve by eighteen inch oval ... Oval. Got it. Grrrnk ... making sure you end up with a smooth, even edge. Of course, everyone could use a Chippendale toothpick. Well done. I could so make more of these. |
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Cartoonist(s): |
John Hambrock |
Comic/Cartoon: |
The Brilliant Mind of Edison Lee |
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2016-03-01 |
Pub. Date: |
2016-03-01 |
Image Number: |
139706 |
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And so, having just watched the first six "Star Wars" movies, Edison programs them into his holosphere. Hey, Joules, wanna join me on a "Star Wars' adventure? Can I be Doctor McCoy? No, see … that's the wrong - 'cause I'll only join you if I can be Doctor McCoy. And a fine, fine doctor you'll be. |
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Cartoonist(s): |
John Hambrock |
Comic/Cartoon: |
The Brilliant Mind of Edison Lee |
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2016-02-29 |
Pub. Date: |
2016-02-29 |
Image Number: |
139705 |
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We're going to watch the first six "Star Wars" movies in a row? Yeah. We'll start with episode four, and finish up with episode three. Uh, why? Because the fourth is actually the first, the sixth the third, and so on. I don’t get it. Don't worry, he'll be asleep before the opening credits are over. |
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Cartoonist(s): |
John Hambrock |
Comic/Cartoon: |
The Brilliant Mind of Edison Lee |
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2015-11-06 |
Pub. Date: |
2015-11-06 |
Image Number: |
134496 |
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Here, dad, I made this to help remind you when my allowance is due. It calculates interest and fees based on the number of days it's late. For instance, as you can see, you're currently six days overdue on this month's … um … Dad never lets me help him with anything. |
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Cartoonist(s): |
John Hambrock |
Comic/Cartoon: |
The Brilliant Mind of Edison Lee |
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2015-09-22 |
Pub. Date: |
2015-09-22 |
Image Number: |
132620 |
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It's contract time. What? Here's my usual parent/child agreement. I've highlighted the important items in yellow. Note the "liability waiver for damaged or destroyed property" on page six … What did you do to my car now?!! … and the "no questions clause" on page ten. |
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Cartoonist(s): |
John Hambrock |
Comic/Cartoon: |
The Brilliant Mind of Edison Lee |
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2015-09-08 |
Pub. Date: |
2015-09-08 |
Image Number: |
131997 |
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Ok, I'll take the lemonade and gourmet burger special, please. Gourmet Burger & Lemonade Special. No refunds. Only $6. Excellent choice, sir. That'll be six dollars. This burger is cold … and it has a bite out of it. It's the latest trend. Trust me, you'll love it. Quick! Wrap it back up. Here comes another customer. |
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Cartoonist(s): |
John Hambrock |
Comic/Cartoon: |
The Brilliant Mind of Edison Lee |
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2015-08-08 |
Pub. Date: |
2015-08-08 |
Image Number: |
130432 |
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Can you believe we've been out here almost six hours? Oh, really? Time flies when you're bored out of your skull. We should head back in soon. Your mom is probably worried about us. Thank heavens for fishing. |
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Cartoonist(s): |
John Hambrock |
Comic/Cartoon: |
The Brilliant Mind of Edison Lee |
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2015-07-20 |
Pub. Date: |
2015-07-20 |
Image Number: |
129622 |
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Another contraption? Yeah. This one helps folks save money by doing light housecleaning, cooking and baby-sitting. Auto-Nanny. And it's simple to use. Just plug it into a 110-volt outlet and you're ready to go. In a month of testing it's performed flawlessly. What's our electric bill this month? Forty-two thousand dollars and six cents. |
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