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1. Cartoonist Jeff Danziger  Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons 2018-05-23 sit 
Cartoonist(s): Jeff Danziger
Comic/Cartoon: Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2018-05-23 Pub. Date: 2018-05-23
Image Number: 171889
Caption: Scenes we'd like to see. Taxi. Hey. Hey! Drivuh! You gonna move this bucket of bolts or are we gonna sit here all day? I got a lunch appointment, ya know. Say, you're Michael Cohen, aren't you? Didn't you used to be a powerful rich guy with the Trump thing?
     
2. Cartoonist Jeff Danziger  Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons 2017-12-24 sit 
Cartoonist(s): Jeff Danziger
Comic/Cartoon: Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2017-12-24 Pub. Date: 2017-12-24
Image Number: 166525
Caption: From a Christmas Carol by Charles Dickens. "Oh, Man!" looks here. Look, look, down here!" exclaimed the Ghost. They were a boy and a girl. Yellow, meagre, scowling, wolfish; but prostrate, too, in their humility. Where graceful youth should have filled their features out, and touched them with its freshest tints, a stale and shrivelled hand, like that of age, had pinched, and twisted them, and pulled them into shreds. Where angels might have sat enthroned, devils lurked, and glared out menacing. No change, no degradation, no perversion of humanity, in any grade, through all the mysteries of wonderful creation, has monsters half so horrible and dread. Scrooge started back, appalled. Having them shown to him in this way, he tried to say they were fine children, but the words choked themselves, rather than be parties to a lie of such enormous magnitude. "Spirit! Are they yours!" Scrooge could say now more. "They are Man's," said the Spirit, looking down upon them. "And they cling to me, appealing from their fathers. This boy is Ignorance. This girl is Want. Beware them both, and all of their degree, but most of all beware this boy, for on his brow I see that written which is Doom, unless the writing be erased. "Deny it!" cried the Spirit, stretching out its hand towards the city. "Slander those who tell it ye! Admit it for your factious purposes, and make it worse. And bide the end!" "Have they no refuge or resource!" cried Scrooge. "Are there no prisons!" said the Spirit, turning on him for the last time with his own words. "Are there no workhouses!"
     
3. Cartoonist Jeff Danziger  Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons 2017-05-17 sit 
Cartoonist(s): Jeff Danziger
Comic/Cartoon: Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2017-05-17 Pub. Date: 2017-05-17
Image Number: 158259
Caption: Another Day in the Life of Sean Spicer. 2017 May. Sun Mon Tues Wed Thur Fri Sat. 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 22 23 24 25 26 27 29 30 31. Fool. Liar. Vaseline.
     
4. Cartoonist Jeff Danziger  Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons 2017-03-25 sit 
Cartoonist(s): Jeff Danziger
Comic/Cartoon: Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2017-03-25 Pub. Date: 2017-03-25
Image Number: 156369
Caption: Form 1040. Department of the Treasury. Internal Revenue Service. U.S. Individual Income Tax Return. 2016. OMB No. 1545-0074. IRS Use only - Keep your greasy fingers off this space. For the year Jan. 1 - Dec. 31, 2016 (And thank God THAT's over!). 2016 ending. 20. See separate instructions. Your Name (Phonetic Spelling). Your Name Used on Dating Service (Attach Recent Photograph). Your Social Security Number. Your gang or mob name (Ex: Louise Pepperoniface, etc) Your Travel Name (Do Not Use Mohammed). Your Other Social Security Number. Address of Your House Before Foreclosure. Crappy apt. you moved to. Bass Ale! How about a cold one right now? (adv.) City, State or Exit from Jersey Turnpike (if you have foreign address, go there and wait for instructions.) Presidential Election Campaign. Checking Here Will Not Make a Damn Bit of Difference. You. Whatshername. Instructions: Drop Dead. Except for Canada, Canada still OK. Eh? Filing Status. Or Fling Status. (It is later than you think.) 1. Single (in the Republican sense of the word). 2. Married Filing Jointly (include all arguments). 3. Married Filing Separately (include sex of partner if you remember). 4. Head of Household (are you the person who sits with head in hands and wonders how you are going to feed all these mistakes, er dependents?) Enter names of dependents. Write small. 5. Qualifying widower. Enter golf handicap. Exemptions. See Publication EXX "Exemption to Exemptions to Exemptions". If more than four exemptions, or if some exemptions have four legs check here. 6a. Yourself. (That's right, you, stupid. If you are not yourself, who did you claim to be?). b. Spouse (or anyone who thinks they should be) (That's a funny word. "spouse") c. Dependents: 1 First name. Nom de plume or AKAs. Phonetic Social Security Number. Last known address? Does this dependent follow instructions? (See instructions). Boxes checked. No. of children who had live-in girlfriends/boyfriends. Had their divorced spouses living with you. You asked to leave but they had no place to go. Add numbers on lines above. (OK to use fingers). d. Total number of exemptions claimed (Round up to nearest 3/5's). Income. Attach forms here. Attach a couple of Andy J's while you're at it, to speed processing. Your ad here! Read by millions! Contact IRS Media. Helpful Hint. We are not going to give you any helpful hints. 7 Wages, salaries, tips, bottle deposits, bribes, free lunches, coins found in couch cushions. 8a Taxable interest. Attach Schedule B. If you don't understand, go to plan B. b. Tax-exempt interest. Much more interesting, isn't it? 9a Ordinary dividends. Nothing special, just Joe the Dividend. b Qualified dividends. Big Whoop. Trump's Rich Friends. 10. Taxable Refunds. Bank error in your favor. Pass GO, collect 200. 11. Alimony received (if that bum ever paid up). 12. Business Income or (loss). Use Schedule EZ come, EZ go. 13. Capital gain of (loss). Include your share of the national debt. 14. Other gains or (losses). Check box if you are just making stuff up. 15a. IRA distributions. b. Amount you had with Lehman. 16a. Pensions and annuities. b Amount with State of Illinois. 17. Rental real estate, royalties, partnerships (Use Schedule X to report missing partner). 18. Farm Income or (loss), Attach Schedule F (Do not include the funny farm). 19. Unemployment compensation (Amazing isn't it? You get taxed on this, too). 20a. Social Security benefits b. Taxable amount. 21. Other Income. (Bake sales, washing cars, baby-sitting, bingo games, don't hide anything). 22. This is your total income. Unless you are General Electric. If so write zero. Adjusted Gross Income. Remember you can file this form electronically, using your computer, and really mess things up. 23 Educator expenses (Spankings, noogies, butt-kicking). 24 Certain business expenses that you as a mere nobody have no business knowing about. Just keep moving. 25 Health savings account deduction. (May make you sick.) 26 Moving expenses. (See instructions). 27 Instruction tax. 28 Self-employment tax. 29 Self-enjoyment tax. 30 Penalty for early withdrawal (One-half of self-enjoyment tax). 31a Alimony paid. Rat out spouse's SSAN. 32 USSR tax (Useless Social Security Recipients). 33 Student loan interest (Do not include English majors). 34 Lack of interest in being a student. 35. Add up lines one to a million, divide by twice the total sum of your weight in Chinese running shoes. If greater than one-half of total something, go forth and multiply. 36. This is your adjusted gross income (Adjusted? We mean disgusted.) Now we can go to page two, tra-la. Last thought: Any money or thing of worth laying around? Better send it in. Just in case. Hey, you never know. Cat. No. 11320B. Form 1040 (2016).
     
5. Cartoonist Jeff Danziger  Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons 2016-06-29 sit 
Cartoonist(s): Jeff Danziger
Comic/Cartoon: Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2016-06-29 Pub. Date: 2016-06-29
Image Number: 146012
Caption: Boris Johnson plans Britain's future. The aforementioned Ms. Merkel. Naturally we want to carefully plan for the next steps. Look carefully at the options and the risks. Take some time to reflect, have a nice cup of tea. Then sit down with our colleagues exchange views with, uh, Mrs. Merkel for example, and see what her ideas are.
     
6. Cartoonist Jeff Danziger  Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons 2014-04-25 sit 
Cartoonist(s): Jeff Danziger
Comic/Cartoon: Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2014-04-25 Pub. Date: 2014-04-25
Image Number: 110862
Caption: Poor Sean Hannity. The Looney Rancher He was Backing in Nevada Turned Out to be a Drooling Racist. Well, it's true! Them negroes jus' sit around on their porches doin' nuthin. Don' worry Mr. Sean, we're still with you … Go away. Just go away …
     
7. Cartoonist Jeff Danziger  Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons 2013-12-04 sit 
Cartoonist(s): Jeff Danziger
Comic/Cartoon: Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2013-12-04 Pub. Date: 2013-12-04
Image Number: 104805
Caption: Mr. Biden Sits Down With Chinese Leader Xi Jinping. Before we begin talking about the Japan problem, General Wang will dance himself into an inassuagable lather of rage.
     
8. Cartoonist Jeff Danziger  Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons 2013-10-15 sit 
Cartoonist(s): Jeff Danziger
Comic/Cartoon: Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2013-10-15 Pub. Date: 2013-10-15
Image Number: 102871
Caption: Buzzards. I thought we were going to be picking over the bones of Barack Obama by this time … I know … Or at least the bones of Obamacare … Or Harry Reid … Instead we sit here starving … Hey, what about the bones of John Boehner? Yes, well, hunger is the best sauce.
     
9. Cartoonist Jeff Danziger  Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons 2013-01-11 sit 
Cartoonist(s): Jeff Danziger
Comic/Cartoon: Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2013-01-11 Pub. Date: 2013-01-11
Image Number: 92379
Caption: Former Treasury Employee Flogsnoogle (top right) Dropped the Trillion-dollar Platinum Coin Down the Grate. Hey, chief … You sittin' down? Russian Citizenship?
     
10. Cartoonist Jeff Danziger  Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons 2010-09-08 sit 
Cartoonist(s): Jeff Danziger
Comic/Cartoon: Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2010-09-08 Pub. Date: 2010-09-08
Image Number: 51954
Caption: In Arizona, Governor Brewer is no longer a head ….er … ahead …oh, never mind. Jan Brewer Governor. Don't just sit there, you idiot, change the subject.
     
11. Cartoonist Jeff Danziger  Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons 2010-09-01 sit 
Cartoonist(s): Jeff Danziger
Comic/Cartoon: Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2010-09-01 Pub. Date: 2010-09-01
Image Number: 51594
Caption: Gentlemen, welcome to US military non-stop service from Iraq to Afghanistan. Please sit back and enjoy the flight. There will be no meals served. No snacks. No duty-free … But at least we're not leaving in a helicopter from the roof …
     
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