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1. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2018-03-12 sigh 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2018-03-12 Pub. Date: 2018-03-12
Image Number: 169447
Caption: Troubled Times. Day 1: Opinion. Why You Liberals Suck and Trump is All Your Fault. Pat Tronizer. Sigh. Is it too much to ask for thoughtful editorials written by an actually diverse group of experts. Tweet. Day 2: Opinion. Complaining readers are big fat fascists stomping on my freedom. Ima Troll. Maybe you should be more concerned about our democracy being taken over by REAL fascists? Tweet. Opinion. I, another white conservative hire, am here to teach you idiots a lesson. Condy Scending. We are so screwed. Tweet.
     
2. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2017-07-10 sigh 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2017-07-10 Pub. Date: 2017-07-10
Image Number: 160460
Caption: Welcome to Camp Suburbia or, "Getting Away with it All." Seen in real life: A woman emerging from a giant RV to use a weedwhacker on her campsite. RRRR. Soon we'll see campers using landscaping services. Reeeee. KOA HOA. Peaceful Pines Campground. Why have a carbon footprint when you can have a carbon assprint? Walden. Stop. Recreational McMansion coming through! An, the rustic life! *SigH*
     
3. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2017-03-20 sigh 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2017-03-20 Pub. Date: 2017-03-20
Image Number: 156128
Caption: The GOP budget eliminates a lot. Here are Trump's New Programs. No more Meals on Wheels, but Feels on Wheels available in presidential limo. I will help all the needy ladies. With PBS defunded, Sesame Street replaced with Sesame Gulag. Sigh. Chemical Safety Board, which prevents industrial disasters, replaced with a Twitter feed. @ChemicalSafetyUSA. Only LOSERS have accidents! @ChemicalSafetyUSA. Bunsen the Safety Bear sez: Fire hurts! Americorps to be replaced with Americorpse.
     
4. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2015-01-19 sigh 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2015-01-19 Pub. Date: 2015-01-19
Image Number: 121981
Caption: In the minority. France: Unemployment office. Charlie Hebdo. Your God sucks. Move closer to me, honey. Could be a terrorist. Sigh. History of French Colonialism. Go back to where you came from. I believe in free speech and am horrified by the killings. And I believe the cartoons were hurtful and Islamophobic, and will help terrorist recruitment. Victim blamer! Idiot. Shut up in the name of free speech!
     
5. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2014-01-06 sigh 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2014-01-07 Pub. Date: 2014-01-06
Image Number: 106077
Caption: Everyone's talking about marijuana legalization. It's time to … know your potheads. The pundit who did it in school and is above it now. Ho ho, silly old me! The Ron Paul fan. End the drug war! … and the FED! … and the Civil Rights Act! The medically-licensed. Booyah! The N.O.R.M.L. normal. Come with me to Amsterdam tonight on PBS! The incarcerated. Oddly enough, not white. Sigh.
     
6. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2011-11-21 sigh 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2011-11-21 Pub. Date: 2011-11-21
Image Number: 89610
Caption: Slowpoke. Violent spin. A Palin aide claims that a map targeting democrats - including the recently-shot Gabrielle Giffords - doesn't who rifle sigh crosshairs, but surveyor sembols. Betha didn’t know I've got a thing for cartomagraphy! Clearly we are mistaken to erad violence into right-wing rhetoric! When senate candidate Sharron Angle (R - NV) called for "second amendment remedies" ... I mean we should all buy guns to help support the economy! It'll help small businesses and steelworkers! When REp. Michele Bachmann (R - MN) called for voters to be "armed and dangerous" over carbon credits ... I simply wanted them to have arms so they could call their elected officials in Washington! Together, we can put the global warming hoax in danger! When Giffords' tea party opponent ran an ad saying "Get on target for victory in November - Help remove Gabrielle Giffords from office - shoot a fully automatic M-16 with Jesse Kelly" ... I just wanted to improve peoples. hand-eye coordination at the voting booth! Some of these ballots are so confusing, you need to be an expert marksman!
     
7. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2011-05-28 sigh 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2011-05-28 Pub. Date: 2011-05-28
Image Number: 89278
Caption: Slowpoke. The latest debt ceiling demands. Demand #41: Republican members of congress shall be constantly supplied with M&Ms. Obama must personally pick out all the green ones. Sigh. Demand #126: Everything must be named after Reagan. So, where are you from? Regan City, Reagan. Me too! Did you got to Reagan High? Yep! Go Gippers! Reagan Blvd. Demand #383c: The White House must admit to a fake scandal of our choosing. Yes, I maintained a harem of pygmy goats in the Lincoln bedroom. I'm very sorry. August 2. Okay, we've supplied the M&Ms, named everything Reagan, and I've confessed to bestiality. Very good. Here's our new list of demands ...
     
8. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2011-04-16 sigh 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2011-04-16 Pub. Date: 2011-04-16
Image Number: 89292
Caption: Slowpoke. Code Dependent. QR codes are everywhere these days, yet for people without Smartphones, they can seem like a secret handshake. Sigh. SALE! Scan with your phone for coupon. Café Pompous. Today's Special. Sigh. Sigh. Eventually. OKAY! OKAY! I'LL BUY A (cursing symbols) SMARTPHONE! ARGH! 5G Suavephones. Ready to buy? Scan here with your current phone!
     
9. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2010-12-27 sigh 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2010-12-27 Pub. Date: 2010-12-27
Image Number: 89603
Caption: Slowpoke. Drive to work in your own private car. Poot! Spend the day in your individual cube. December. Unwind in front of the television. Is your dog gassy? New! K9 Gas-x. America: Never speak to another human being again! Sigh.
     
10. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2010-12-13 sigh 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2010-12-13 Pub. Date: 2010-12-13
Image Number: 89601
Caption: Slowpoke. Mr. & Mrs. Perkins go gift shopping 2010. This year, the Perkinses skip the mall. I hope Auntie Perkins likes her Englebert Humperdinck retrospective. So what CDs would you like? Oh, don't bother. I can stream them online for next to nothing! Maybe a subscription to Modern Dandy magazine? I just read their website for free. That's good enough! How about a recipe book? I Google recipes now. A calendar? I use the one on my phone. Sigh ... a puppy? That reminds me - It's time to feed my virtual Shih Tzu!
     
11. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2010-11-08 sigh 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2010-11-08 Pub. Date: 2010-11-08
Image Number: 89903
Caption: Slowpoke. Welcome back to PUNDITSPEW! With me again is beltway democratic strategist Dan Doormat, and chairman of the Archaic Values Coalition, Mr. Perkins. (Sigh) Hello. WE SMOTE YOU, HITLER-BREATH! So, why DID the Dems do so poorly in the midterm elections? Well, there was a lot of misinfor - YOU TROD UPON THE FOUNDING FATHERS' GRAVES LIKE WILD, FAECES-SPOUTING BOARS! Do either of you have any regrets? I'm sorry we said some not-so-nice things about Wall Street. I REGRET THAT I HAVE NOT WATERED THE TREE OF LIBERTY WITH THE BLOOD OF TYRANTS! Yet. Fascinating! So what happens now? Clearly, we Dems must move to the right. AND WE SHALL REACH ACROSS THE AISLE ... TO TEAR YOUR LOINS ASUNDER! Bipartisanship at last!
     
12. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2010-07-25 sigh 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2010-07-25 Pub. Date: 2010-07-25
Image Number: 90129
Caption: Slowpoke. WWIII: In It For The Money! With passage of another stimulus bill politically out of the question, Obama settles on an economic fix more palatable to Americans. World War II got us out of the Great Depression. Therefore, tonight I am declaring war on every other nation. The entire country mobilizes for battle. We can do it! Last week I was eating lint in my trailer home. Now I'm making overtime! American forces deploy everywhere. MON DIEU! Nothing personal! I just want a Playstation. And boom times return ... Until we lose. *Sigh* I remember when I had one of these. I wish we just could've passed more stimulus instead ... Shut up and make the phones. iPhone. A Division of Cheng Industries.
     
13. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2010-06-27 sigh 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2010-06-27 Pub. Date: 2010-06-27
Image Number: 90125
Caption: Slowpoke. The Tale of Tarball Timmy. BP's PR team hatches a new plan. What we need is a cuddly mascot. Something to make the oil spill less threatening. Meet Tarball Timmy. Bp. Soon, on the Gulf Coast … HI, KIDS! I've got petro-pops! AIEEE! Squiich! Squoosh! But wait! I'm made from dinosaurs! Timmy moves on to the local fisherman. Hello, fellas! How goes the shrimping today? Whut the ... The spill - it's ALIVE! KEEP YO' SLIPPERY ASS THE HELL AWAY! Out of business. *Sigh!* Nobody likes me but you, little shorebird ... This isn't working! Hold on, we're sending over a plume puppy!
     
14. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2010-06-13 sigh 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2010-06-13 Pub. Date: 2010-06-13
Image Number: 90123
Caption: Slowpoke. … Rand Justice For All. Libertarianism. It SOUNDS so respectable. I'M a libertarian! That means "freedomtarian" for those not in the know. Ooh! Ah! Free-DOM! Woo! Bit the devil's in the details. What about my freedom to sit at a lunch counter? Er ... That's not the kind of freedom I mean. How about my freedom to access buildings? That's not FREEDOM freedom. I'd like to be free to earn as much as my male co-workers. Now THAT'S freedom ... NOT! I want the freedom to make a living, but BP DESTROYED IT! Are you attacking BP's FREEDOM? How UN-American! *SIGH!* Why does everyone have to be so FREEDOMICALLY INCORRECT?
     
15. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2008-04-28 sigh 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2008-04-28 Pub. Date: 2008-04-28
Image Number: 91234
Caption: Slowpoke. Since McCain supports warrantless wiretapping, we at Slowpoke have taken the liberty of putting the all-talk express under surveillance … … In the name of national security of course! P's Plumbing. All Talk Express. What are they doing now? McCain just had a nice, long chat with Joe Lieberman about jowl maintenance. And his lobbyist campaign adviser is making calls for his clients AT&T and Blackwater - both of which receive oversight in Congress ... From McCain!* Interesting. Oh, McCain just told his aids to turn down the Victrola so he could make an important call! He's on the horn with Pastor John Hagee, who craves Armageddon and blames Jews for their persecution. He's asking for his endorsement!* I think someone just mooned me. (sigh) It's the price we must pay to keep America safe. P's Plumbing. All Talk Express. *Not Made Up.
     
16. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2004-01-01 sigh 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2004-01-01 Pub. Date: 2004-01-01
Image Number: 92658
Caption: Slowpoke. The Oval Office. Sigh. … Look at all this bad news. At this rate, I'll lose the election. AWOL. NO WMDS IN IRAQ. JOBLESS RECOVERY. KERRY LEADS BUSH IN POLLS. How can I make all this frowny-talk go away? Excuse me, Mr. President - It sounds like you need GAY-BAN TM! Guaranteed to make that political dirt disappear! Gay-Ban? How does it work? Just spray it at your next press conference - you'll see! GAY-BAN. Warning: Toxic Ideology. Shortly ... Mr. President! Can you explain why you did community service in 1972? Mr. President! What's your plan now that you've retracted your prediction of 2.6 million new jobs? Gay Ban, do your thing! PSHHT! Koff! And so ... You were right! Gay-Ban works like a charm! Nation Divided Over Gay Marriage. Election to Hinge on Gay Issue. Culture War. Constitution to Change. But of course! It's from the makes of Race-Bait TM!
     
17. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2004-01-01 sigh 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2004-01-01 Pub. Date: 2004-01-01
Image Number: 92666
Caption: Slowpoke. Inspired by the patenting of the human genome, other companies follow suit. Ladies and gentlemen of the board, I'm pleased to announce that we've successfully won the rights to SNOW! GLOBOPLUNDIMAXX Industries. Snow TM. Pat. No. 54738419163. Or, as it will also be known, the Globoplundimaxx Flake! "Yes, with our climate manipulation technology we now OWN the white Christmas! If people want a magical holiday, they'll have to go through us!" (Sigh) I wish our mommy and daddy could afford snow. Wheee! This is the best Christmas EVER! "We'll sublicense to other nations who can form a cartel to keep prices high!" Oh behalf of all ze ski resorts in ze Alps, please bring ze cost down! Your pleading annoys me. I raise the price to $60 per kilogram! Finland. Sweden. Canada. Russia. Yes, free from the shackles of the public sphere, snow TM can finally bear fruit in the market, benefitting everyone! But our value creation doesn't' end there - we've got a patent pending on the third dimension! Just think of the royalties! Depth TM. Pat. No. 81276341742. GLOBOPLUNDIMAXX Industries.
     
18. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2002-01-01 sigh 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2002-01-01 Pub. Date: 2002-01-01
Image Number: 92650
Caption: Slowpoke. Drooly Julie's Culture Corner. Ah, yes! It's that time of year again when a young woman's fancy turns to male undergrads' tawny, muscled thighs covered with a light dusting of man-fur! (Sigh) It puts me in such a poetic mood! 'Sup, bro? Abercrumbie Lacrosse. O college boy, thine leg hair is like a meadow of wild grasses through which I would cavort nakedly, leaving heart-shaped crop circles. Huwh? Are you, like, an English major? Actually, I have my PH.D. in hanky-pankypology. Old Gravy XL Athletics. Aye, behold the sturdy young scholar, with legs like golden Corinthian pillars! Would that I could snip some of your calf fuzz and weave it with others' into a giant tapestry. 'Twould be my homage to man's glorious ursine pelt! Momma warned me about girls like this! Gapp Tennis. Hey, what about me? I'm a cyclist, so I shave my legs. Ah, the sinewy, glabrous legs of bikers! Spandex swaddled, spring-loaded pistons ready for action! You can ride the Tour de Drooly anytime! Move over Bukowski!
     
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