A RHYMES WITH ORANGE PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT. Even though most Halloween candy has a shelf life of at least six months. This is the last week its orange and brown packaging will sync with our culture. So eat it NOW, before next week's red and green wrappers make it seem stale.
Rhymes with Orange
THE TROPHY CASE. Pinewood Derby, 1977. "Best Dust Collector"? I switched out the plate that said "Little League Runners-Up 1982" to give it more shelf life.