We interrupt this comic strip for a public service announcement. Today is World Oceans Day … If you see a sea turtle, give him a big hug. That sounded more like a turtle service announcement. Hug sharks at your own peril.
Does the navy ever train sharks for military service? No. Why not? What do dolphins have that we don’t? Uh, let's see … Dependability, intelligence, dexterity … What about those things? … An attention span.