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1. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2019-08-12 sell 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2019-08-12 Pub. Date: 2019-08-12
Image Number: 179066
Caption: America Responds. The latest mass shootings cause Republicans to have a change of heart. I can't live with myself anymore. We must ban assault weapons. Advertisers shun networks that promote hate. We can no longer associate family funtime Tato-bites with suburban neo-nazism. Fox News. Tucker: White supremacy a hoax. Family Funtime. Americans overwhelmingly turn against Trump, leading to impeachment. He's still tweeting bigoted garbage, but no one cares anymore. Just kidding! I'll take a couple of those 100-round dual drum mags for the coming race war, please! You got it! Ammo.
     
2. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2019-06-17 sell 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2019-06-17 Pub. Date: 2019-06-17
Image Number: 178191
Caption: The House is Too Damn Big. From the WSJ: Wealthy retirees are having trouble selling their oversized houses … because younger buyers don't want them. When are today's kids going to grow up and buy my 7,500 square foot fantasy Tuscan villa? For sale. Economic trends are partly to blame. Uh ... Maybe after I pay off my student loans I could afford, like, a bathroom? You'd better pay those off - I own the student loan company! It's a trophy home. I thought you liked getting trophies. This is 20 miles from town and has a Godzilla-sized carbon footprint. A carbon what? Fortunately, there is a solution! I don't own a car. No problem. I'm an Uber driver! Freelance Flats. Gig economy workers only.
     
3. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2018-05-28 sell 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2018-05-28 Pub. Date: 2018-05-28
Image Number: 172037
Caption: Security Flaw Found in Americans' Brains. I'm sorry to report that millions of our nation's cognitive systems have been compromised. Dr. Medulla Oblongata. Center for Cerebral Security. Bad actors have slipped mental malware through gaping holes in cortical firewalls. Anti-science billionaires. Conspiracy theorists. Fox News. Foreign intelligence agencies. Deep state! Climate hoax! One mindhacker revealed how the vulnerability was found. We noticed that many Americans will buy anything advertised on late-night infomercials. If you can sell them a tactical flashlight at 3am, you can sell them an entire worldview. Solutions remains elusive. We've been working on a patch ... but most victims have been programmed to reject it. education.exe
     
4. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2018-04-16 sell 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2018-04-16 Pub. Date: 2018-04-16
Image Number: 170781
Caption: What would it take for Trump voters to realize he's corrupt? Footage emerges of Trump giving deep tissue glute massage to Putin. Verk ze left bun harder. He's got Putin right where he wants him. Damning receipt found in Michael Cohen's office. Ricky Knuckles Jones. Odd Jobs. Invoice. Delivery of one (1) horse head to Stormy Daniels porn set ... $5,000. She deserved it! Trump sells off Oregon to Saudis for investment capital. You are now mine. He's a brilliant businessman! Admits wrongdoing on live tv. Yep, I'm totally compromised. You people are sucker! False flag deep state doppelganger!
     
5. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2018-04-09 sell 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2018-04-09 Pub. Date: 2018-04-09
Image Number: 170509
Caption: Fueling our Demise. Let's face it: Nothing beats the freedom to drive a giant soot-spewing aluminum phallus. Magnum XL Powerthrust. Ron Perkins. Auto industry exec. That's why we've been lobbying the EPA to gut emissions standards. FU250. Bitumen Boost. Hopefully soon we can sell actual coal rollers! Climb over any obstacle, whether it's debris from climate change-induced superstorms, or the bodies of tens of thousands of American who die prematurely each year from air pollution. Pre-order one now, and get a free all-terrain asthma inhaler for your kids! Gasp! Ssssuck!
     
6. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2017-12-18 sell 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2017-12-18 Pub. Date: 2017-12-18
Image Number: 166467
Caption: Hedge Fund Nation. GOP Congressman Herbert Perkins has an economic plan. There's no excuse for not being a millionaire. Not when everyone can run their own hedge fund! We're going to issue trading stations and seed money to every household in the country - funded by the liquidation of social security! Clap! Clap! Soon everyone is trading, and no other work is being done. What's that smell? Click! Click! Just the streets overflowing with sewage, honey. No biggie. Some people make loads of money - but they can't spend it. Please! I need a loaf of bread! I'll pay anything! Grocery. Sorry, I don't actually sell groceries anymore - I trade wheat futures. Eventually ... Everyone is starving! What are we going to do? Obviously we need another tax cut for millionaires! Bravo! Woo!
     
7. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2016-08-22 sell 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2016-08-22 Pub. Date: 2016-08-22
Image Number: 147844
Caption: Pod People. Single-use pods are all the rage. Who has time to pour detergent anymore? Laundry Ballz. Doctors have been pleading for an end to detergent pods, since children like to eat them. Podcorp. "Give me convenience or give me death!" Oh, what's a little pulmonary edema to a toddler? Check out our new toilet bowl disinfect shaped like a lollipop! Meanwhile, enough plastic Keurig coffee cups are sold each year to encircle the earth ten times. In the early 2000s, humans created what is known as The Keurig Layer. Remember, no product is too small to be excessively packaged! Cheese Puff Pods. Individually-wrapped puffs!
     
8. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2016-04-18 sell 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2016-04-18 Pub. Date: 2016-04-18
Image Number: 142296
Caption: Cruzin' Under the Radar. Everyone seems alarmed about Trump, but look at who's right behind him. Yoo-hoo! The Daily Hornblow. We must stop this man. While Ted Cruz may not be a kooky billionaire, he's funded by one. Wants to bring back the gold standard. Bankrolls global warming deniers, of course. Associates with U.N. conspiracy theorists. Dude really likes owls. Cruz would deny abortions to victims of rape or incest. There, there. Somehow the Boko Haram girls get through this. And as Texas Solicitor General he fought to uphold a ban on selling sex toys. This does not make babies! Waggle-waggle. Unlike rapists?
     
9. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2015-07-20 sell 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2015-07-20 Pub. Date: 2015-07-20
Image Number: 130133
Caption: Natural Gasbags. People who live near fracking sites have a much higher risk of hospitalization for heart disease and neurological disorders.* Hey kids! Hope you're enjoying the cheap transitional energy! It's an inconvenient truth overlooked by many a "serious" thinker. I'm no angry environmentalist. Fracking has been a blessing! Not near fracking, thanks to New York's ban. If only these people had to live like those whose lives have been ruined by fracking ... No way you'll be able to sell this place. But on the plus side, there's a hospital nearby! Then let's see how long it takes them to become angry protesters. No fracking near pundits. Go melt someone else's brain! *NIH Medline Plus, 7/15/15.
     
10. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2015-04-13 sell 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2015-04-13 Pub. Date: 2015-04-13
Image Number: 125699
Caption: Hillary Clinton. Pro vs Con. Will keep healthcare reform, saving countless lives. Supported Iraq war, dooming countless lives. Now flying rainbow flag. Sponsored bill to ban burning the U.S. flag. Vows to fight economic inequality … partly caused by her husband deregulating Wall Street. Friends with Bono. Friends with Kissinger. Would prevent total destruction of the Supreme Court. Can't do much about Scalia. Would be first woman Prez. Hard sell in a country that can't even put a woman host on a major late-night tv show. She's the only realistic choice. She's the only realistic choice.
     
11. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2015-02-16 sell 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2015-02-16 Pub. Date: 2015-02-16
Image Number: 123222
Caption: If we treated our homes like we do the earth. It'll degrade before we have to sell the place. Carbon monoxide? Eh, I'm not a scientist. We got tired of walking around the house, so we paved some of the rooms. Now we can drive right to bed. We don't recycle, or even bother with garbage cans or toilets. We just spray our waste everywhere.
     
12. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2014-07-27 sell 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2014-07-27 Pub. Date: 2014-07-27
Image Number: 114548
Caption: Sincerely Screwed. A Colorado judge recently ruled against the town's ban on fracking. "While the court appreciates the Longmont citizens' sincerely held beliefs about risks to their health and safety, the court does not find this is sufficient to completely devalue the state's interest." Bam! So ... "sincerely held beliefs" are protected when they are religious beliefs of a store that sells glue-on googly eyes ... Hobby Lobby. Sex is only for making baby box stores. But not when they are held by actual people and grounded in observable scientific reality. Pumphouse Brewery. Would it help if I called that the Devil? So if you want to keep fracking out of your community, you'd better pray. Works about as well as voting apparently.
     
13. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2014-05-19 sell 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2014-05-20 Pub. Date: 2014-05-19
Image Number: 111720
Caption: Cloud Control. It's the latest trend in software: Cloud membership. Which sounds positively utopian. I'm on a higher plane of techno-being! Until you realize it's being used to make you rent programs forever. Adobe Creative Cloud one user, 10 years: $6,000. Photoshop. Pillage edition. Username. Password. How does the cloud work? 1. Cloud forms. 2. Plunderstorm ensues. 3. Taketek. Cloud "makes it rain" on software co. It's a whole new business model for everything! Rent-to-Own (crossed out) Rent Furniture. We don't actually sell furniture anymore, but you can rent this couch for the rest of your life! $60/mo. $15/mo.
     
14. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2013-12-23 sell 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2013-12-23 Pub. Date: 2013-12-23
Image Number: 105597
Caption: Snack Gentrification. It happened to doughnuts and hot dogs. Now the humble cupcake has been reborn as a hip urban delicacy. Before: kiddie food. After: Call of the Cupcake. Boutique Confectionary. Foie gras-lollipop-schnapps cakes are here! How will the upscale junk food trend continue? Alt-country pork rinds. Bonnie Prince Billy Brand Pork Rinds. Acoustic singer-songwriters start selling puffed pig skin on the side, leading to widespread acceptance among the literati. Corn Nut Connoisseurship. Experts can tell what corn variety a nut comes form by its bouquet. Today we're trying some jubilee supersweet, country gentleman, and xtra-tender 272A. That's jubilee all right! Sniff! The Craft Peep Movement. The Easter treat goes year-round, as local artisans produce signature batches of micropeeps. Dirk Jenkins. Peepmaster, and his creations. "The People's Peep". "Cyclopeep". (Published originally on January 1, 2010.)
     
15. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2013-12-09 sell 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2013-12-10 Pub. Date: 2013-12-09
Image Number: 105091
Caption: Mr. & Mrs. Perkins Go Gift Shopping 2013. We could get Auntie Perkins a throw pillow. Hmm … contains carcinogenic flame retardants. Home Sweet Home. How about one of these gizmos? The Zart 5.2 is here! Those are assembled in Chinese sweatshops under brutal conditions. There's always clothing. Made by Bangladeshi garment workers whose factory collapsed on them. Some preserves? Non-organic strawberries are laden with pesticides. Strawberry. Surely this store will have something. Grandma's Giftplex. Actually, the owners are eccentric billionaires who support stoning gay people. We're looking for a store with well-paid employees who don't have to work holidays, that sells quality stuff that won't kill you and didn't harm the people who made it. Mall information. Security!
     
16. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2013-05-19 sell 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2013-05-21 Pub. Date: 2013-05-19
Image Number: 97286
Caption: GAP'S REPUTATION COLLAPSE. Even after the recent garment factory collapse that killed 1,127 in Bangladesh, THE GAP - along with WALMART - refuses to sign a legally-binding agreement to improve safety conditions in the country. Cracks in the retailer's facade began to appear when making excuses about why it couldn't sign an enforceable measure. The U.S. is quite litigious. Heh-heh. KRRK! GAP. If warning signs are ignored, the brand could collapse, killing over 3,000 stores, including several hundred GAP KIDS and BABYGAPS. Ethical GAPS will remain open! The Ethical GAP. Sale! Death Polos. Steel-plated summer hats. Protection from sun, falling beams. As a Bangladeshi garment worker, what do you think of all this? I guess GAP just wants us to continue living in a BANANA REPUBLIC! Well, they DO own that.
     
17. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2013-04-21 sell 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2013-04-22 Pub. Date: 2013-04-21
Image Number: 96247
Caption: A Well-Funded Militia. Another legislative massacre! The Herald-Spitoon. Senate killed gun safety measure. Bill dies despite overwhelming public support. Many irate citizens begin demanding background checks for those trying to purchase a congressman. It's time we stopped elected officials from falling into the wrong hands! The background checks would close the "Fundraising Show" loophole, in which dangerous politicians are openly sold. I'll take an assault senator! Lobbyists vow a nasty fight. Once you start tracking who owns what government stooge, it's a slippery slope to having our government stooges taken away!
     
18. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2013-04-15 sell 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2013-04-16 Pub. Date: 2013-04-15
Image Number: 95944
Caption: The Gentrification Cycle. Working-class minorities displaced by hipsters. Artisanal Cupcake and Hookah Bar. Bodega. Out of business. I maldita sea! Hipsters displaced by techies. Hacker hut. Chaos Puppy. Live music venue. For lease. Yuppie scum! Techies displaced by bankers. Bucks & Worthington. Private wealth management. sniddle.com. Office space for rent. Corporate suit! Bankers displaced by international oligarchs who don't bother to actually live there. Sold $60 million. Don't ask who. Keep out. Hrumph!
     
19. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2013-02-04 sell 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2013-02-05 Pub. Date: 2013-02-04
Image Number: 93238
Caption: Licensed to Share. Facebook and its photo-sharing app instagram have been asking some users for their driver's licenses in order to access their accounts. Impudent human with a pen name! You can ONLY be Archibald Schmuckfink! How much more intrusive can they get? Please upload two (2) dental x-rays, your baby footprints, a DNA sequence, and the contents of your diary. A forensics team will arrive at your home shortly. Please remain where you are. Instagram users will need to complete a survey to share photos. Do you like tacos? How many do you eat per week? Would you ever use an e-coupon to buy a taco? What do you think of Mexican people? Oh, you are Mexican. Actually, we knew that. Complaints about the new policies are dismissed by the company. With out many nostalgic photo filters, you can easily imagine a time before everything you did was tracked and sold to marketers!
     
20. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2012-10-15 sell 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2012-10-16 Pub. Date: 2012-10-15
Image Number: 88785
Caption: An Evangelical group has condemned an anti-bullying program for schoolkids. Parents, beware! Your child may be asked to sit in the cafeteria with students outside their social group … American Family Association … including homosexuals. "You can't be too careful!" Danny, 14. Once sat with the drama kids. Now costume designer for "Cats." Brandi, 16. Shard fries with a table of goths. Sold off to sex cartel in Kuala Lumpur. Catelyn, 15. Exchanges smiles with the wrong girl in the milk line. Current editor of Godless Quarterly. "Keep your kids safe at home!"
     
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