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1. Cartoonist Jeff Danziger  Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons 2017-08-13 self 
Cartoonist(s): Jeff Danziger
Comic/Cartoon: Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2017-08-13 Pub. Date: 2017-08-13
Image Number: 161704
Caption: Ok … now we got nukes, dictators, nationalism, fear, loathing, and neo-Nazis! All we need is some ignorant, self-aggrandizing idiot to take the first step! Hmm? War.
     
2. Cartoonist Jeff Danziger  Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons 2017-05-22 self 
Cartoonist(s): Jeff Danziger
Comic/Cartoon: Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2017-05-22 Pub. Date: 2017-05-22
Image Number: 158505
Caption: Extended Chin Stroke with Mr. Pence. The question arises: What's a loyal vice president to do when the president seems to be on the road to self-destruction? How best to help and show loyalty while so many others are criticizing? All the while trying to do what's best for the country. A path to self-destruction. Yes, well, self-destruction. What to do ... What to do ... Hmmm ... Self-destruction. The path is clear. Loyal support for everything the president wants to do. Forward!
     
3. Cartoonist Jeff Danziger  Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons 2017-04-28 self 
Cartoonist(s): Jeff Danziger
Comic/Cartoon: Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2017-04-28 Pub. Date: 2017-04-28
Image Number: 157710
Caption: The GetAsMuchAsYouCanBurg Address. New Policy. Of the money, by the money, for the money. Donald Trump. Linc …
     
4. Cartoonist Jeff Danziger  Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons 2017-03-25 self 
Cartoonist(s): Jeff Danziger
Comic/Cartoon: Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2017-03-25 Pub. Date: 2017-03-25
Image Number: 156369
Caption: Form 1040. Department of the Treasury. Internal Revenue Service. U.S. Individual Income Tax Return. 2016. OMB No. 1545-0074. IRS Use only - Keep your greasy fingers off this space. For the year Jan. 1 - Dec. 31, 2016 (And thank God THAT's over!). 2016 ending. 20. See separate instructions. Your Name (Phonetic Spelling). Your Name Used on Dating Service (Attach Recent Photograph). Your Social Security Number. Your gang or mob name (Ex: Louise Pepperoniface, etc) Your Travel Name (Do Not Use Mohammed). Your Other Social Security Number. Address of Your House Before Foreclosure. Crappy apt. you moved to. Bass Ale! How about a cold one right now? (adv.) City, State or Exit from Jersey Turnpike (if you have foreign address, go there and wait for instructions.) Presidential Election Campaign. Checking Here Will Not Make a Damn Bit of Difference. You. Whatshername. Instructions: Drop Dead. Except for Canada, Canada still OK. Eh? Filing Status. Or Fling Status. (It is later than you think.) 1. Single (in the Republican sense of the word). 2. Married Filing Jointly (include all arguments). 3. Married Filing Separately (include sex of partner if you remember). 4. Head of Household (are you the person who sits with head in hands and wonders how you are going to feed all these mistakes, er dependents?) Enter names of dependents. Write small. 5. Qualifying widower. Enter golf handicap. Exemptions. See Publication EXX "Exemption to Exemptions to Exemptions". If more than four exemptions, or if some exemptions have four legs check here. 6a. Yourself. (That's right, you, stupid. If you are not yourself, who did you claim to be?). b. Spouse (or anyone who thinks they should be) (That's a funny word. "spouse") c. Dependents: 1 First name. Nom de plume or AKAs. Phonetic Social Security Number. Last known address? Does this dependent follow instructions? (See instructions). Boxes checked. No. of children who had live-in girlfriends/boyfriends. Had their divorced spouses living with you. You asked to leave but they had no place to go. Add numbers on lines above. (OK to use fingers). d. Total number of exemptions claimed (Round up to nearest 3/5's). Income. Attach forms here. Attach a couple of Andy J's while you're at it, to speed processing. Your ad here! Read by millions! Contact IRS Media. Helpful Hint. We are not going to give you any helpful hints. 7 Wages, salaries, tips, bottle deposits, bribes, free lunches, coins found in couch cushions. 8a Taxable interest. Attach Schedule B. If you don't understand, go to plan B. b. Tax-exempt interest. Much more interesting, isn't it? 9a Ordinary dividends. Nothing special, just Joe the Dividend. b Qualified dividends. Big Whoop. Trump's Rich Friends. 10. Taxable Refunds. Bank error in your favor. Pass GO, collect 200. 11. Alimony received (if that bum ever paid up). 12. Business Income or (loss). Use Schedule EZ come, EZ go. 13. Capital gain of (loss). Include your share of the national debt. 14. Other gains or (losses). Check box if you are just making stuff up. 15a. IRA distributions. b. Amount you had with Lehman. 16a. Pensions and annuities. b Amount with State of Illinois. 17. Rental real estate, royalties, partnerships (Use Schedule X to report missing partner). 18. Farm Income or (loss), Attach Schedule F (Do not include the funny farm). 19. Unemployment compensation (Amazing isn't it? You get taxed on this, too). 20a. Social Security benefits b. Taxable amount. 21. Other Income. (Bake sales, washing cars, baby-sitting, bingo games, don't hide anything). 22. This is your total income. Unless you are General Electric. If so write zero. Adjusted Gross Income. Remember you can file this form electronically, using your computer, and really mess things up. 23 Educator expenses (Spankings, noogies, butt-kicking). 24 Certain business expenses that you as a mere nobody have no business knowing about. Just keep moving. 25 Health savings account deduction. (May make you sick.) 26 Moving expenses. (See instructions). 27 Instruction tax. 28 Self-employment tax. 29 Self-enjoyment tax. 30 Penalty for early withdrawal (One-half of self-enjoyment tax). 31a Alimony paid. Rat out spouse's SSAN. 32 USSR tax (Useless Social Security Recipients). 33 Student loan interest (Do not include English majors). 34 Lack of interest in being a student. 35. Add up lines one to a million, divide by twice the total sum of your weight in Chinese running shoes. If greater than one-half of total something, go forth and multiply. 36. This is your adjusted gross income (Adjusted? We mean disgusted.) Now we can go to page two, tra-la. Last thought: Any money or thing of worth laying around? Better send it in. Just in case. Hey, you never know. Cat. No. 11320B. Form 1040 (2016).
     
5. Cartoonist Jeff Danziger  Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons 2017-03-19 self 
Cartoonist(s): Jeff Danziger
Comic/Cartoon: Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2017-03-19 Pub. Date: 2017-03-19
Image Number: 156125
Caption: President Does His Bracket. Me. Me. Me. Me. Me. Me. Me. Me. Me. Me. Me. Me. Me. Me. Me. Me. Me. Me. Me. Me. Me. Me. Me. Me. Me. Me. Me! Hair spray.
     
6. Cartoonist Jeff Danziger  Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons 2017-01-13 self 
Cartoonist(s): Jeff Danziger
Comic/Cartoon: Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2017-01-13 Pub. Date: 2017-01-13
Image Number: 153588
Caption: Dr. Carson, Brain Surgeon. Trump brain.
     
7. Cartoonist Jeff Danziger  Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons 2016-10-29 self 
Cartoonist(s): Jeff Danziger
Comic/Cartoon: Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2016-10-29 Pub. Date: 2016-10-29
Image Number: 150625
Caption: Well, lemme tell you what I'm gonna do. I am not voting for some Republican loudmouth, and I am not voting for some re-tread establishment liberal. No sir! I am voting for the only person I know I can trust - Me! Oooh … a selfie. ?
     
8. Cartoonist Jeff Danziger  Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons 2016-09-11 self 
Cartoonist(s): Jeff Danziger
Comic/Cartoon: Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2016-09-11 Pub. Date: 2016-09-11
Image Number: 148658
Caption: And don't worry! When I'm elected, I'll take care of all your tax problems. GOP for Dummies.
     
9. Cartoonist Jeff Danziger  Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons 2016-09-10 self 
Cartoonist(s): Jeff Danziger
Comic/Cartoon: Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2016-09-10 Pub. Date: 2016-09-10
Image Number: 148657
Caption: How American Youth Changes Over the Summer. Early in summer we are embarrassed by fatness and whiteness from a winter of eating frozen pizza. May 25. Then we get over our self-consciousness. June 15. And get active in summer fun. July 15. We do some summer work. July 30. We get some summer sun. August 15. We play some summer games. And finally ... September 1. We are tanned, slender, and got muscles everywhere. Just in time for six more months of frozen pizza. Pizza.
     
10. Cartoonist Jeff Danziger  Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons 2016-09-04 self 
Cartoonist(s): Jeff Danziger
Comic/Cartoon: Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2016-09-04 Pub. Date: 2016-09-04
Image Number: 148381
Caption: The man said this would get me a great job, and make me feel real good about myself African Americans for Trump.
     
11. Cartoonist Jeff Danziger  Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons 2016-05-22 self 
Cartoonist(s): Jeff Danziger
Comic/Cartoon: Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2016-05-22 Pub. Date: 2016-05-22
Image Number: 143795
Caption: Trump Asking for Donations from the Wealthy. We understood you were self-financing. In fact that was the only thing we like about you. Make Trump Great Again and again and again and again. Make America great again.
     
12. Cartoonist Jeff Danziger  Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons 2016-04-17 self 
Cartoonist(s): Jeff Danziger
Comic/Cartoon: Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2016-04-17 Pub. Date: 2016-04-17
Image Number: 142283
Caption: The Great White Hunter. Trump.
     
13. Cartoonist Jeff Danziger  Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons 2015-12-09 self 
Cartoonist(s): Jeff Danziger
Comic/Cartoon: Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2015-12-09 Pub. Date: 2015-12-09
Image Number: 136372
Caption: No caption. (Donald Trump hangs on a cross. One hand is nailed to the cross post, while the other hand holds a mallet).
     
14. Cartoonist Jeff Danziger  Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons 2014-06-09 self 
Cartoonist(s): Jeff Danziger
Comic/Cartoon: Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2014-06-09 Pub. Date: 2014-06-09
Image Number: 112520
Caption: Mail Call in Afghanistan. Letter from Fix News for anyone who has some dirt to dish on Sergeant Bergdahl Stamped self-addressed envelope included.
     
15. Cartoonist Jeff Danziger  Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons 2014-04-07 self 
Cartoonist(s): Jeff Danziger
Comic/Cartoon: Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2014-04-07 Pub. Date: 2014-04-07
Image Number: 109987
Caption: Baseball Selfies. Here I am arriving safely at first after a game-changing line drive. Here I am making an unbelievable catch, snatching victory from the jaws of defeat. Here I am making an incredible call reflecting a quick eye and flawless judgment.
     
16. Cartoonist Jeff Danziger  Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons 2014-02-26 self 
Cartoonist(s): Jeff Danziger
Comic/Cartoon: Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2014-02-26 Pub. Date: 2014-02-26
Image Number: 108171
Caption: George Bush Now Painting Up a Storm. My Little Pint Box. Superman. Normel Rockman.
     
17. Cartoonist Jeff Danziger  Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons 2013-11-18 self 
Cartoonist(s): Jeff Danziger
Comic/Cartoon: Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2013-11-18 Pub. Date: 2013-11-18
Image Number: 104195
Caption: The Annotated Cheney Family Thanksgiving 2013. Heather Poe, also known as the one responsible for all this mess who beguiled Mary Cheney into a life of sin and depredation (in some states) recently revealed to be related distantly to whatshisname Edgar Allen and possibly a black cat.* Lynn Cheney (the mother) seen here preparing the dinner. Known for political opinions to the right of Eva Braun, but now really too old to care any more. Liz Cheney, candidate for the US Senate under the misguided notion that the people in Wyoming are stupid and not paying attention. She has told them forty thousand times that she is a Wyoming person who sleeps with her horse. But they think she is from Washington D.C. because she is. I (heart) Wyoming. Vote for another CHENEY or go ______ yourself. Dick Cheney, federally insured heart patient, seen here self-medicating with his secret wife Scooter Libby. George W. Bush, former vice-president of the United States (correction - President of the United States) (well, you know) and family friend, invited for dinner, but restricted to pretzels, and silence. Mary Cheney, a happily married (she says) woman who seems bent on running her sister's campaign for the US Senate. *for the love of God, Montressor!
     
18. Cartoonist Jeff Danziger  Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons 2013-10-16 self 
Cartoonist(s): Jeff Danziger
Comic/Cartoon: Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2013-10-16 Pub. Date: 2013-10-16
Image Number: 102882
Caption: Latest quote from Ann Coulter * "Hucksters, shysters, and people ripping off the Republican party for their own self-aggrandizement, for their own egos, to make money." BUT! Enough about me *FOX, Oct 14 2013.
     
19. Cartoonist Jeff Danziger  Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons 2013-09-05 self 
Cartoonist(s): Jeff Danziger
Comic/Cartoon: Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2013-09-05 Pub. Date: 2013-09-05
Image Number: 101448
Caption: An Amendment Before the House. Mr. Speaker, I have drafted my amendment on Syria. Congressman Hugh Lyon Sack. It is an amendment which all Congressmen on both sides of the aisle can approve. It will protect the honor of the United States while meting out just punishment to the malefactors, evildoers, and terrorists who threaten our nation ... And incidentally providing funds for two needed bridges and a sports arena in my district ... ... To ensure my continued support.
     
20. Cartoonist Jeff Danziger  Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons 2013-08-28 self 
Cartoonist(s): Jeff Danziger
Comic/Cartoon: Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2013-08-28 Pub. Date: 2013-08-28
Image Number: 101041
Caption: Trump University. 2014 course catalogue. Look! Faculty meeting. Classes - schmasses. Send in the money - you're a graduate! Ba-boom! Selection of Courses for the Upcoming Year. "These courses are really great. The university is great. It's all really, really great!" President D. Trump. Whoopee 101 - How to Pickup Young Stuff Even if You're Old and Fat and Full of Crap. Hairdressing 401 - That Windblown Look. Prerequisite - Hair. Architecture 102 - Frank Lloyd Wright "Y'Fie-ed!" Psychology 207 - How to Lose Your Friends and Arouse the Animosity of Strangers. Literature 105 - From B. Traven to D. Trump. History 505 - From A. Lincoln to D. Trump. BUSINESS SCHOOL. Business Management - The Enterprises of D. Trump - How to Succeed in Hotel Management, Airline Management, Casino Management, Apparel Design and Sales, Cosmetics, Wine, Perfume, Politics, and let's see, what else? Oh, yes, Higher Education. MEDICAL SCHOOL. Special Courses - Ivanaectomy, Marlaectomy, Melaniaectomy (TBA). Attn: Admissions Office: yes! Sign me up. My check is enclosed. Please send diploma to Name (blank). Address (blank). (Include self-addressed stamped envelope.)
     
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