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1. Cartoonist Jeff Danziger  Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons 2018-07-16 security 
Cartoonist(s): Jeff Danziger
Comic/Cartoon: Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2018-07-16 Pub. Date: 2018-07-16
Image Number: 173008
Caption: Trump Promises to Ask Putin Firmly About Russian Skullduggery. Now, I am going to ask you a very firm question, probably the firmest question you have ever been asked. It will be very very firm, surprisingly firm, very good firmness. Ok, here comes the very firm question ... Ok, the very firm questions is: Do you like scrambled eggs or over easy? Both. There! A firm question, asked without fear or favor.
     
2. Cartoonist Jeff Danziger  Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons 2018-06-24 security 
Cartoonist(s): Jeff Danziger
Comic/Cartoon: Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2018-06-24 Pub. Date: 2018-06-24
Image Number: 172554
Caption: US Plans to House Unaccompanied Children at Military Bases. Sarge, what do I do? This one has a very bad rash. Give it a medal.
     
3. Cartoonist Jeff Danziger  Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons 2018-06-21 security 
Cartoonist(s): Jeff Danziger
Comic/Cartoon: Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2018-06-21 Pub. Date: 2018-06-21
Image Number: 172475
Caption: Um … Secretary Nielsen Has Stepped Away from Her Desk.
     
4. Cartoonist Jeff Danziger  Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons 2018-06-19 security 
Cartoonist(s): Jeff Danziger
Comic/Cartoon: Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2018-06-19 Pub. Date: 2018-06-19
Image Number: 172453
Caption: Ann Coulter on Children: Don't you realize they're all child actors? Coulter.
     
5. Cartoonist Jeff Danziger  Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons 2018-06-03 security 
Cartoonist(s): Jeff Danziger
Comic/Cartoon: Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2018-06-03 Pub. Date: 2018-06-03
Image Number: 172124
Caption: Trump Tell Justin Trudeau that Canada Could be a US Security Risk. That's right, Pierre, Canadian steel and aluminum could destroy America … but check with me in the morning. It all could be different.
     
6. Cartoonist Jeff Danziger  Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons 2018-05-31 security 
Cartoonist(s): Jeff Danziger
Comic/Cartoon: Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2018-05-31 Pub. Date: 2018-05-31
Image Number: 172060
Caption: On the Border - Your Tax Dollars Still at Work. Border Patrol.
     
7. Cartoonist Jeff Danziger  Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons 2018-05-09 security 
Cartoonist(s): Jeff Danziger
Comic/Cartoon: Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2018-05-09 Pub. Date: 2018-05-09
Image Number: 171444
Caption: US Border Guards Separating Parents and Children. Your Tax Dollars at Work.
     
8. Cartoonist Jeff Danziger  Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons 2018-04-12 security 
Cartoonist(s): Jeff Danziger
Comic/Cartoon: Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2018-04-12 Pub. Date: 2018-04-12
Image Number: 170563
Caption: The Caddie.
     
9. Cartoonist Jeff Danziger  Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons 2018-03-27 security 
Cartoonist(s): Jeff Danziger
Comic/Cartoon: Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2018-03-27 Pub. Date: 2018-03-27
Image Number: 169912
Caption: Bolton's Office.
     
10. Cartoonist Jeff Danziger  Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons 2018-03-25 security 
Cartoonist(s): Jeff Danziger
Comic/Cartoon: Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2018-03-25 Pub. Date: 2018-03-25
Image Number: 169922
Caption: The Memo. We wrote in the memo, all in caps, do not congratulate Putin. It was in caps! Didn't you read the memo? Read?
     
11. Cartoonist Jeff Danziger  Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons 2018-01-22 security 
Cartoonist(s): Jeff Danziger
Comic/Cartoon: Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2018-01-22 Pub. Date: 2018-01-22
Image Number: 167812
Caption: Mssrs. Tillerson, Mattis, Kelly and McMaster and What Will History Say? I've been rogue form the beginning! Put that down! I called him a moron! I said he was uninformed! I called him an idiot and a dope. Good lord, what more do we have to do? History. Trump Administration. People who so far have done nothing.
     
12. Cartoonist Jeff Danziger  Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons 2018-01-09 security 
Cartoonist(s): Jeff Danziger
Comic/Cartoon: Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2018-01-09 Pub. Date: 2018-01-09
Image Number: 167336
Caption: More Border Agents and Fewer People Trying to Cross Mean Competition for Arrests. He's mine! I saw him first. No! Wait! Let me arrest you! Amigo! Hablo Espanol! No! Me! Look! Cookies!
     
13. Cartoonist Jeff Danziger  Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons 2017-12-30 security 
Cartoonist(s): Jeff Danziger
Comic/Cartoon: Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2017-12-30 Pub. Date: 2017-12-30
Image Number: 166835
Caption: White House Now Says Mike Flynn is a Liar. Lock him up! Lock him up! Lock him up! Lock him up! Lock him up!
     
14. Cartoonist Jeff Danziger  Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons 2017-12-04 security 
Cartoonist(s): Jeff Danziger
Comic/Cartoon: Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2017-12-04 Pub. Date: 2017-12-04
Image Number: 165932
Caption: But let judgment run down as waters, and righteousness as a mighty stream. Jared! Dammit! This is not going to help my designer shoe collections. U.S. Navy Surplus. Flynn Falls. Amos 5:24 King James Version.
     
15. Cartoonist Jeff Danziger  Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons 2017-06-14 security 
Cartoonist(s): Jeff Danziger
Comic/Cartoon: Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2017-06-14 Pub. Date: 2017-06-14
Image Number: 159332
Caption: Did Jared Set Up Back Channel to Russians? Knock & give password. Forgot password? Hmm … Backski doorski. No menus. Were you followed? Deals.
     
16. Cartoonist Jeff Danziger  Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons 2017-05-30 security 
Cartoonist(s): Jeff Danziger
Comic/Cartoon: Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2017-05-30 Pub. Date: 2017-05-30
Image Number: 158784
Caption: Jared and Vladimir. It's a little tricky, Vladimir, my father-in-law gave me a top secret clearance. No problem, Jared, he gave me one, too.
     
17. Cartoonist Jeff Danziger  Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons 2017-05-27 security 
Cartoonist(s): Jeff Danziger
Comic/Cartoon: Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2017-05-27 Pub. Date: 2017-05-27
Image Number: 158592
Caption: Build the Wall! Build the Wall! Produce. No strawberries. Tomatoes. No peaches. No farm workers. No tomatoes. Sorry. No pickers no apples. Farm workers wanted. Long hours. Hot sun. No pay. Lettuce. Blueberries. Farm workers deported. Next bus to Maine. Pick your own.
     
18. Cartoonist Jeff Danziger  Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons 2017-04-12 security 
Cartoonist(s): Jeff Danziger
Comic/Cartoon: Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2017-04-12 Pub. Date: 2017-04-12
Image Number: 156933
Caption: In Other News, Steve Bannon Removed from Air Force One. Security.
     
19. Cartoonist Jeff Danziger  Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons 2017-04-08 security 
Cartoonist(s): Jeff Danziger
Comic/Cartoon: Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2017-04-08 Pub. Date: 2017-04-08
Image Number: 156903
Caption: Jared Kushner in Charge of Lots of Stuff. War. Hey, it's gonna be great working with you, Jarry … benefitting from your wealth of experience. And you went to Harvard. Well, well … Say, my old friend went to Harvard. Ever know him? Henry Kissinger? Mom. H.
     
20. Cartoonist Jeff Danziger  Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons 2017-03-25 security 
Cartoonist(s): Jeff Danziger
Comic/Cartoon: Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2017-03-25 Pub. Date: 2017-03-25
Image Number: 156369
Caption: Form 1040. Department of the Treasury. Internal Revenue Service. U.S. Individual Income Tax Return. 2016. OMB No. 1545-0074. IRS Use only - Keep your greasy fingers off this space. For the year Jan. 1 - Dec. 31, 2016 (And thank God THAT's over!). 2016 ending. 20. See separate instructions. Your Name (Phonetic Spelling). Your Name Used on Dating Service (Attach Recent Photograph). Your Social Security Number. Your gang or mob name (Ex: Louise Pepperoniface, etc) Your Travel Name (Do Not Use Mohammed). Your Other Social Security Number. Address of Your House Before Foreclosure. Crappy apt. you moved to. Bass Ale! How about a cold one right now? (adv.) City, State or Exit from Jersey Turnpike (if you have foreign address, go there and wait for instructions.) Presidential Election Campaign. Checking Here Will Not Make a Damn Bit of Difference. You. Whatshername. Instructions: Drop Dead. Except for Canada, Canada still OK. Eh? Filing Status. Or Fling Status. (It is later than you think.) 1. Single (in the Republican sense of the word). 2. Married Filing Jointly (include all arguments). 3. Married Filing Separately (include sex of partner if you remember). 4. Head of Household (are you the person who sits with head in hands and wonders how you are going to feed all these mistakes, er dependents?) Enter names of dependents. Write small. 5. Qualifying widower. Enter golf handicap. Exemptions. See Publication EXX "Exemption to Exemptions to Exemptions". If more than four exemptions, or if some exemptions have four legs check here. 6a. Yourself. (That's right, you, stupid. If you are not yourself, who did you claim to be?). b. Spouse (or anyone who thinks they should be) (That's a funny word. "spouse") c. Dependents: 1 First name. Nom de plume or AKAs. Phonetic Social Security Number. Last known address? Does this dependent follow instructions? (See instructions). Boxes checked. No. of children who had live-in girlfriends/boyfriends. Had their divorced spouses living with you. You asked to leave but they had no place to go. Add numbers on lines above. (OK to use fingers). d. Total number of exemptions claimed (Round up to nearest 3/5's). Income. Attach forms here. Attach a couple of Andy J's while you're at it, to speed processing. Your ad here! Read by millions! Contact IRS Media. Helpful Hint. We are not going to give you any helpful hints. 7 Wages, salaries, tips, bottle deposits, bribes, free lunches, coins found in couch cushions. 8a Taxable interest. Attach Schedule B. If you don't understand, go to plan B. b. Tax-exempt interest. Much more interesting, isn't it? 9a Ordinary dividends. Nothing special, just Joe the Dividend. b Qualified dividends. Big Whoop. Trump's Rich Friends. 10. Taxable Refunds. Bank error in your favor. Pass GO, collect 200. 11. Alimony received (if that bum ever paid up). 12. Business Income or (loss). Use Schedule EZ come, EZ go. 13. Capital gain of (loss). Include your share of the national debt. 14. Other gains or (losses). Check box if you are just making stuff up. 15a. IRA distributions. b. Amount you had with Lehman. 16a. Pensions and annuities. b Amount with State of Illinois. 17. Rental real estate, royalties, partnerships (Use Schedule X to report missing partner). 18. Farm Income or (loss), Attach Schedule F (Do not include the funny farm). 19. Unemployment compensation (Amazing isn't it? You get taxed on this, too). 20a. Social Security benefits b. Taxable amount. 21. Other Income. (Bake sales, washing cars, baby-sitting, bingo games, don't hide anything). 22. This is your total income. Unless you are General Electric. If so write zero. Adjusted Gross Income. Remember you can file this form electronically, using your computer, and really mess things up. 23 Educator expenses (Spankings, noogies, butt-kicking). 24 Certain business expenses that you as a mere nobody have no business knowing about. Just keep moving. 25 Health savings account deduction. (May make you sick.) 26 Moving expenses. (See instructions). 27 Instruction tax. 28 Self-employment tax. 29 Self-enjoyment tax. 30 Penalty for early withdrawal (One-half of self-enjoyment tax). 31a Alimony paid. Rat out spouse's SSAN. 32 USSR tax (Useless Social Security Recipients). 33 Student loan interest (Do not include English majors). 34 Lack of interest in being a student. 35. Add up lines one to a million, divide by twice the total sum of your weight in Chinese running shoes. If greater than one-half of total something, go forth and multiply. 36. This is your adjusted gross income (Adjusted? We mean disgusted.) Now we can go to page two, tra-la. Last thought: Any money or thing of worth laying around? Better send it in. Just in case. Hey, you never know. Cat. No. 11320B. Form 1040 (2016).
     
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