I can't find my cap! Where's my glove? Is that my bat? Hey! Somebody took my water bottle! Who has the catcher's mask? Am I second base or third base? Anybody see my other shoe? Happens every inning. No wonder our games take so long!
Rick Kirkman Jerry Scott
Is that Hammie playing second base? I can't tell. Or that could be him in the center field. Could be. Of course, maybe if they weren't all wearing parkas and ski masks … It's too chilly for baseball. I get it, Wanda.