It’s not every day you turn on the TV and see your nemesis being chased by the cops on the freeway. Old Sadie sire knows how to handle a Rascal Scooter. I still don’t know how she avoided those spike strips. You know what it’s made me think, Randy? HOJ. It has? Wow. When's the last time something did that? (Sorry, when Sadie's in jail, someone has to be Sadie.)
We interrupt this breaking news to bring you breaking news! About half an hour ago, we interrupted "The Price Is Right" to bring you breaking news. An elderly "Price Is Right" fan emerged out of nowhere and began pummeling our news van with rotten eggs. Our newscopter is bringing us video of the lady chasing our van. What is that she's driving, Chuck? I believe that's a Rascal Scooter, Ted.