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1. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2019-02-18 safe 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2019-02-18 Pub. Date: 2019-02-18
Image Number: 176454
Caption: Everything is Pretend. A con man and a Russian tool pretends to be a legitimate president … No collusion! Trump elected bigly! … and declares a pretend emergency … U.S. Border … that is parodied by an actor pretending to be the pretend president … Wall makes safe! ... causing the pretend president to pretend the pretend pretend president is part of pretend media ... Alec Baldwin fake news NBC! ... which suggests we're becoming an autocracy pretending to be a democracy. The Great One. I wish I could pretend this isn't happening.
     
2. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2018-07-09 safe 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2018-07-09 Pub. Date: 2018-07-09
Image Number: 172847
Caption: If Life Imitated Politics. American politics is largely driven by lies these days. The Libs are plotting civil war! Jews secretly run the world! Lock her up!!! Twitter. What if everything worked this way? Wait - my balance was $2000, not $20. We do post-truth accounting now. Emergency Room. Help! My child was in an accident! Sorry, we don't treat crisis actors. Ground control says it's safe to go through the mountain. But - that's crazy! Don't be so closed-minded!
     
3. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2018-06-11 safe 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2018-06-11 Pub. Date: 2018-06-11
Image Number: 172289
Caption: Allies of Evil. You'd think a place known as the Great White North would be safe from attacks by Trump. But no. Justin - so dishonest and weak. Also, gravy on fries: Wrong. His supporters quickly fall into line. I hear they have moose-lems up there! Welcome to the New World Order. Enemies. Pre-Trump ally. Free elections. Human rights. Allies. Pre-Trump adversary. Authoritarian tough guy. Kill reporters and dissidents. So how should Canada mend fences? We have nice girls to visit your room, yes? They just consumed six-pack of Molson. Bladder very full. Maybe you build big hotel in Ottawa someday?
     
4. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2018-02-19 safe 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2018-02-19 Pub. Date: 2018-02-19
Image Number: 168818
Caption: School of Glock. Howdy! It seems people are blaming a mass shooting on the poor AR-15 again! Rather than ban these beautiful, rapid-fire freedom sticks, we have a more practical idea. NRA. Guns in school are good. Even better: Schools in guns! Introducing ... The Safe School of the Future. Heston Elementary. Home of the Hot Shots. Under the protective gaze of a warhead-sized bullet, these students enjoy peace through superior firepower. Now that's a high-caliber education! It's so brilliant, we're designing whole cities this way! Uzi Tower, anyone? Can I have my campaign donation now? City of Tomorrow.
     
5. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2016-08-29 safe 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2016-08-29 Pub. Date: 2016-08-29
Image Number: 148111
Caption: The University of Chicago Guide to Free Speech. Some clarifications to our recent letter mandating "freedom of expression" on campus. Are you from a dominant social group saying "politically incorrect" things? That is speech. We'll protect it! Are you from a minority group protesting something said by the previous group? That was racist. ! Proceed with caution, you coddled millennial. Are you an invited speaker to whom we are paying a hefty fee, and also a war criminal/online harasser/extreme bigot/anti-science kook? We've got your back! Want to peacefully protest your university granting legitimacy to this person? Disinvite the bigot. Sorry, voicing that opinion is not speech. We are VERY, VERY concerned about "trigger warnings." (Shout out to right-wing donors!) Yeah! But, no need to mention the problem of campus sexual assault. Are you an LGBT student looking for a place where you don't have to worry about being harassed? Sorry, no "safe spaces," you wimps! Wait, we have those already? Oops.
     
6. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2016-07-25 safe 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2016-07-25 Pub. Date: 2016-07-25
Image Number: 146672
Caption: Trumping Our Safety. I alone can keep America safe! So you'll do something about the coming climate catastrophe? More coal! Air pollution that caused 200,000 premature deaths a year? Weaklings. You'll stand up to Putin? My buddy! Keep our food and water safe? Have I mentioned I like tacos? Fix our crumbling infrastructure? I'll build a wall! Address the 38,000 traffic deaths a year? People should drive bigger cars! So what will you keep safe from? Haven't you heard? An undocumented immigrant killed a girl!
     
7. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2016-03-28 safe 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2016-03-28 Pub. Date: 2016-03-28
Image Number: 141344
Caption: North Carolina is forcing trans people to use public restroom that match the gender on their birth certificate. Can't have a man in the ladies' powder room! 'Twould be dangerous for our fair maidens! Now trans women have to face this: Men. Totally not a dangerous situation. Maybe North Caroline Republicans should be banned from public restrooms in other states. No tarheel GOP allowed. I just don't feel safe using a bathroom with someone that bigoted. it's funny how people scared of irrational things become scary themselves. Welcome to North Carolina. First in Trans Bashing. This states gives me the creeps.
     
8. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2015-02-02 safe 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2015-02-02 Pub. Date: 2015-02-02
Image Number: 122618
Caption: Digital Doctor Deniers. "Webcam abortion": It sounds like a dangerous, do-it-yourself procedure. First, you gotta sterilize everything with whiskey. YouTube. How to do aborshun. In reality, it's a doctor interacting digitally with a patient as she takes RU-486 (usually in a poor, remote rural area). You may now swallow the pill. Nurse. Right no, lawmakers in some states are pushing pre-emptive bans on this safe practice. it's about protecting the health of women, of course! State Rep Julie Mayberry (R - AR). Hence, a paradox: But I can't get to a clinic with a doctor because you shut them all down! Also for you health, heh-heh!
     
9. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2014-07-07 safe 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2014-07-08 Pub. Date: 2014-07-07
Image Number: 113661
Caption: Weed War. With the rise of Roundup-resistant superweeds, even more toxic super-herbicides are in the works. Suck my roots! One company's solution: Introducing Plantpocalypse Pro.™ This face-melting acid fries all organic matter - except our genetically-engineered corn! Hazards are downplayed. Nothing to see here! Auuugh! Safe when used as directed! ... And the cycle continues. POP! I am the uber-weed!
     
10. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2014-05-05 safe 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2014-05-05 Pub. Date: 2014-05-05
Image Number: 111153
Caption: Some experts say the internet needs to be reinvented to become secure. Short of that, here are some SAFE SURFING TIPS. Make sure your passwords have at least as many characters as Pi. Username: Jill79. Password: dPye9)c2+EW1#!MCXpq^z26%aY02:>as8w3'8&%.e978~94adJY=<*&G)Cx7 ... Tap-tap-tap-tap. Consider developing multiple identities so you have some backups in case one is stolen. Looks like they got Brad. Yep, Phil. Only two if us left now. Disguise your computer to fool hackers. My name is Heisenberg. Convert your bitcoins into physical bitcoins, bury in backyard. Ain't technology grand? Do not actually connect your router to a modem. Abstinence is the only way to be truly safe!
     
11. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2013-04-29 safe 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2013-04-30 Pub. Date: 2013-04-29
Image Number: 96523
Caption: After the west, Texas fertilizer plant explosion, Gov. Rick Perry assailed … A cartoon criticizing his disdain for regulations. "I won't stand for someone mocking the tragic deaths of my fellow Texans and out fellow Americans." (Actual quote.) People of Texas, rest assured that I will always protect you from those who would insult me. I mean - the victims of a terrible accident! I will also keep our factories safe from dangerous inspectors. If we want to store 270 tons of explosives next to a school, that's OUR BUSINESS! George W. Bush Presidential Library. This chapter on deflecting blame after a major tragedy is great stuff! Yeah, well, it only works for so long. Post - 9/11 Playbook.
     
12. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2012-10-15 safe 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2012-10-16 Pub. Date: 2012-10-15
Image Number: 88785
Caption: An Evangelical group has condemned an anti-bullying program for schoolkids. Parents, beware! Your child may be asked to sit in the cafeteria with students outside their social group … American Family Association … including homosexuals. "You can't be too careful!" Danny, 14. Once sat with the drama kids. Now costume designer for "Cats." Brandi, 16. Shard fries with a table of goths. Sold off to sex cartel in Kuala Lumpur. Catelyn, 15. Exchanges smiles with the wrong girl in the milk line. Current editor of Godless Quarterly. "Keep your kids safe at home!"
     
13. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2012-06-01 safe 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2012-06-01 Pub. Date: 2012-06-01
Image Number: 86621
Caption: Slowpoke. Consumer Comix Presents LET THEM EAT SLIME. Hi there! I'm here from the meat industry to discuss our filler product made from connective tissue and scraps treated with ammonia. Some call it "pink slime." We prefer "lean beef trimmings."* *Actual term. Don't think of it as incredibly low-grade cow-related by-product. Think of it a "what's for lunch" - if you're eating USDA SCHOOL LUNCHES, that is! They're about to buy 7 million pounds of the stuff, God bless 'em! Don't worry! A George Bush Sr. - appointed USDA officer - and former president of the National Cattlemen's Association - once deem it safe. So relax ... And get our new cookbook! The Institute For Increasingly Abstract Notions of Meat presents The Scrappy Chef. Cooking With "Pink Gold." Your family will love these classic dishes from Tendon Tacos to Ligament Lasagna to my personal favorite, Grandma's Ammonia-Treated Meat-Like Balls! Mmm-mmm!
     
14. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2011-07-09 safe 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2011-07-09 Pub. Date: 2011-07-09
Image Number: 89286
Caption: Slowpoke. Drooly Julie in "Hard Science". In lab 102B at NASA's Goddard Institute … Drooly Julie, you've been brought in because climate change is being ignored while all people talk about is a politician's crotch! Can you help us?!? Hmm … Well, all this extreme weather gives me an idea ... Tap-tap-tap. TWEET! Breaking News: Florida caught tweeting lewd satellite images of itself to the Panama Canal. yfrog. StateOfFlorida@PanamaCanal. Baby, I want to put my Keys in your locks! NASA. Soon: A media frenzy! What is NASA's response to this? Clearly the Florida penisula-er, peninsula is seeking the safe harbor of an interior passage as we enter hurricane season. It's a pointed alarm about global warming. NASA. But Cable News has its own interpretation. This just in" Could Trinidad and Tobago be Florida's love children? ARGH! We've FAILED! Okay, I've got a better publicity stunt: CLIMATOLOGIST ORGIES on melting ice caps!
     
15. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2009-06-15 safe 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2009-06-15 Pub. Date: 2009-06-15
Image Number: 90698
Caption: Slowpoke. Ranger Drooly here! Now that loaded, concealed weapons will be allowed in national parks, you'll need to prepare for vacation … And battle! Check out the latest gear for … The Commando Camper. The Bradley Fighting Tent. Doosh! Surrounded by rifle-wielding yahoos strung out on crystal meth? care them off easily with this lightweight assault dome. Sleeps four. Killer Weenies. From the makers of Napalm s'mores, these hot dogs squirt flesh-dissolving acid! Is that a bear or a fellow camper? Better safe than sorry! Zing! Warning: Do not eat killer weenie. Exploding Decoy Children. 1. An animatronic decoy child filled with TNT is the last thing the bad guys will ever expect! 2. BOOM! Available in 12 ethnicities! Get in the spirit with Death Metal Campfire Songs. Bodies are bursting apart volcanic eruption of guts exploding cadavers bring forth a bloodbath to torment all life.* *Actual lyrics by Cannibal Corpse. "Because it's not a family vacation - it's war."
     
16. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2008-04-28 safe 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2008-04-28 Pub. Date: 2008-04-28
Image Number: 91234
Caption: Slowpoke. Since McCain supports warrantless wiretapping, we at Slowpoke have taken the liberty of putting the all-talk express under surveillance … … In the name of national security of course! P's Plumbing. All Talk Express. What are they doing now? McCain just had a nice, long chat with Joe Lieberman about jowl maintenance. And his lobbyist campaign adviser is making calls for his clients AT&T and Blackwater - both of which receive oversight in Congress ... From McCain!* Interesting. Oh, McCain just told his aids to turn down the Victrola so he could make an important call! He's on the horn with Pastor John Hagee, who craves Armageddon and blames Jews for their persecution. He's asking for his endorsement!* I think someone just mooned me. (sigh) It's the price we must pay to keep America safe. P's Plumbing. All Talk Express. *Not Made Up.
     
17. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2002-01-01 safe 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2002-01-01 Pub. Date: 2002-01-01
Image Number: 92651
Caption: Slowpoke. Our government is run by people who hate government. What if other professions operated this oxymoronically? All day long these whining, sniveling weaklings come to me asking for help. People don’t need doctors - they should get well on their own! It's time to end "big medicine!" I hate business, so I'm plunging the company into bankruptcy as quickly as possible. "Starve the beast," as they say. CORPOBIZCO, Inc. We at Cloyota TM build out cars with just one wheel because we feel we shouldn't play too large a role in our customers' mobility. Committing a crime, I see. Lucky for you, I don't believe in law enforcement. In fact, I'm a safe-cracker myself. Carry on!
     
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