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Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons

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1. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2009-02-02 ringtone 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2009-02-02 Pub. Date: 2009-02-02
Image Number: 91003
Caption: Slowpoke. Futures Market. Dot-ass Domain suffix is unveiled: 64 to 1. .ass. We'll be auctioning off the "big" and "jack" domains later tonight. Clap! Clap! Clap! Decade-long '80s revival reaches logical endpoint with high-top fade comeback: 4 to 1. Eyeglass frame temples exceed three inches: 2 to 1. People start insisting on being buried with all their electronic gadgets: 1.5 to one. BLEEP BLEEP! R.I.P. Buzzz buzzz. "Da Ya Think I'm Sexy" ringtone. Obama beams down to inauguration from Parliament-funkadelic mothership: 291 to 1. Now that's a funky President!
     
2. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2008-10-27 ringtone 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2008-10-27 Pub. Date: 2008-10-27
Image Number: 91258
Caption: Slowpoke. After years of pushing for deregulation and no public safety net, Wall Street is now begging to be rescued. AIG. Bear Stearns. Federal Reserve. Lehman Brothers. Meanwhile, you may not be aware of … LESSER-KNOWN BAILOUTS. A run on ringtones meant cellphone users could only download a-ha's "Take On Me." Luckily, the fed stepped in. DO NOT PANIC! We have released 90,000 tones from the national ringtone reserve, including 50 Cent's "Wanksta" and all singles by the Ting Tings. YAY! Math Crisis: Ms. Hamwelder's 6th-period AP Calculus class had complex derivatives spiral out of control. Department of Education. We'll take over from here. The Friedman Freefall: Million of Milton Friedman Books are rendered utterly worthless by the obvious failure of their philosophy. To save the publishing industry, the government buys the books, uses them to build homes for the foreclosed.
     
3. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2008-08-18 ringtone 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2008-08-18 Pub. Date: 2008-08-18
Image Number: 91249
Caption: Slowpoke. NOISE WAR. It started with the cell phone dipwads. YEA, I'M HAVING MY INVERTED NIPPLE EXTRUDED TODAY! Noise-cancelling headphones ensued. Blah blah blah blah. HA! But in this age of advanced ringtones, 4-wheelers, and fat tailpipes, it's only a matter of time before we see ... Mini personal leaf blowers to clear crumbs off of public seats! A Plexiglas bubble must be added to the anti-noise ensemble. Parents can no linger hear their wee ones above the din, so they use BABY AMPLIFIERS. I think she's crying WAAA. People resort to full-body suits made of sound-dampening eggshell foam, on top of everything else. Ah, peace and quiet! I can't move.
     
4. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2007-01-01 ringtone 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2007-01-01 Pub. Date: 2007-01-01
Image Number: 92350
Caption: Slowpoke. "She like how he blogs, her texts turn him on." reads a new Calvin Klein ad aimed at "Technosexuals." Now others have picked up on the trend … Looking to get your geek on while you get your freak on? Then come on down to Drooly Julie's TECHNOSEXUAL Pleasure Palace. We've got: STATUS MESSAGE SHIRTS. These digital marvels project availability to potential suitors! Hubba hubba! drooly1 Ready to Rumble! drooly1 Offline. THE iPHONE Eros TM. Comes with a one-touch booty call feature that makes your honey's phone play ribald ringtones! Booty Button. Pink Satin. Leopard Print. Studded Leather. Let's Get It On ... L33T PORN FOR ULTRA-GEEKS. 5U513 d035 51L1c0n V4LL3Y. Woot! BLUETOOTH BIBRATORS let you wirelessly program up to 18 different setting from your computer! Intellibuzzer 5000. 1. Gentle Hum. 2. Random Flurries. 3. Seismic Blast. ... AND EMOTICONDOMS! TM. "Let's get goofy." "Patriotic salute."
     
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