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Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons

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1. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2015-08-03 resort 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2015-08-03 Pub. Date: 2015-08-03
Image Number: 130769
Caption: Tissue-Gate. A radical organization has been caught doing ethically questionable things on video. YouTube. Many Americans are outraged that a group would resort to such tactics to further its extremist agenda. This is an affront to basic human decency! The political fallout could be huge. These people are dangerous and have no respect for life. Yes, anti-abortion groups have outdone themselves. These extremists are misrepresenting Planned Parenthood's legal delivery of tissue for life-saving stem cell research! Well, I'm pro-science, and I vote!
     
2. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2014-03-10 resort 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2014-03-11 Pub. Date: 2014-03-10
Image Number: 108749
Caption: Spectacle Semiotics: A Recent History. 1970s: Heyday of Enormous Eyewear. Miles Davis' cosmically-chunky plastic octagons. Massive brown frames embody "whole earth, whole face" philosophy. Retired-guys-with-a-boat glasses. 1980s: Era of roundness. Large, thin frames worn by androgynous New Wavers. Emergence of right-wing pundit tortoiseshells. Unchanged. 1990s-2000s: Shrinkage! Neo-Schoolmarmism. As small glasses go bourgeois, hipsters resort to ironically-huge frames to differentiate selves ... looking more and more like: What's next? Monocles gain popularity among Bohemian set, 2014. On the streets of Paris, 2022. Stil around, 2031.
     
3. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2009-01-01 resort 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2009-01-01 Pub. Date: 2009-01-01
Image Number: 86605
Caption: Slowpoke. 2019: It had to happen eventually. The New York Times. ALL FOOD RECALLED. President Palin to Address Nation. FDA is Powerless. Depression Continues For 11th Year. Cannibalism on the Rise. The culprit: This single industrial complex that provides the country's ENTIRE FOOD SUPPLY. They bought off inspectors for years. The first thing this reporter sees upon entry is a pile of snouts in a pool of Astroglide. The government has issued instructional pamphlets to the hungry masses. So You Have Nothing to Eat. HOW TO SHOOT A SQUIRREL. 1. Obtain a firearm. It's easy in the U.S.! 2. Locate a squirrel. 3. Point firearm at squirrel. Note: Shoot your neighbors only as a last resort. Here's a man digging for edible roots in the woods. Sir, do you think we need to improve food safety? What are you? Some kind of socialist? Do you think I'll die if I eat this?
     
4. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2008-08-18 resort 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2008-08-18 Pub. Date: 2008-08-18
Image Number: 91249
Caption: Slowpoke. NOISE WAR. It started with the cell phone dipwads. YEA, I'M HAVING MY INVERTED NIPPLE EXTRUDED TODAY! Noise-cancelling headphones ensued. Blah blah blah blah. HA! But in this age of advanced ringtones, 4-wheelers, and fat tailpipes, it's only a matter of time before we see ... Mini personal leaf blowers to clear crumbs off of public seats! A Plexiglas bubble must be added to the anti-noise ensemble. Parents can no linger hear their wee ones above the din, so they use BABY AMPLIFIERS. I think she's crying WAAA. People resort to full-body suits made of sound-dampening eggshell foam, on top of everything else. Ah, peace and quiet! I can't move.
     
5. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2004-01-01 resort 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2004-01-01 Pub. Date: 2004-01-01
Image Number: 92666
Caption: Slowpoke. Inspired by the patenting of the human genome, other companies follow suit. Ladies and gentlemen of the board, I'm pleased to announce that we've successfully won the rights to SNOW! GLOBOPLUNDIMAXX Industries. Snow TM. Pat. No. 54738419163. Or, as it will also be known, the Globoplundimaxx Flake! "Yes, with our climate manipulation technology we now OWN the white Christmas! If people want a magical holiday, they'll have to go through us!" (Sigh) I wish our mommy and daddy could afford snow. Wheee! This is the best Christmas EVER! "We'll sublicense to other nations who can form a cartel to keep prices high!" Oh behalf of all ze ski resorts in ze Alps, please bring ze cost down! Your pleading annoys me. I raise the price to $60 per kilogram! Finland. Sweden. Canada. Russia. Yes, free from the shackles of the public sphere, snow TM can finally bear fruit in the market, benefitting everyone! But our value creation doesn't' end there - we've got a patent pending on the third dimension! Just think of the royalties! Depth TM. Pat. No. 81276341742. GLOBOPLUNDIMAXX Industries.
     
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